post some.

Blinkin sword fighting that wooden post in hyper-speed.

i almost shit myself every time.

3/6/2008 11:45:35 PM

chris rock slinging himself into the warehouse from a giant palm tree in beverly hills ninja

3/6/2008 11:52:50 PM

I have to admit

I wasn't expecting any Beverly Hills Ninja posts.

3/6/2008 11:53:36 PM

but it was funny

3/6/2008 11:56:09 PM

puppet porn in team america

3/6/2008 11:56:11 PM

the scene in The Accused where Jody Foster gets raped.

3/6/2008 11:56:46 PM

schindler's list - the whole thing had me rolling

3/6/2008 11:56:52 PM

I really can't explain why, but in Nacho Libre, when he yells out "Get that corn outta my face!"... I damn near fell out of my seat laughing.

Oh, and Coming to America (pick a scene) and Harlem Nights:

"I had my mouth all ready for some orange juice, and ain't nothin' but a swalla in the container!"
"Well, shut the fuck up and swallow it!"

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : moar]

3/6/2008 11:57:53 PM

^^i loled at the last two posts.

i kinda suck for that.

^hahahahahah hell yeah! and "my life is gyeeuud"... and "beeg kees, leetle keess, leetle kees, beeg huuuug....."

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : asfalfk]

3/6/2008 11:58:15 PM

pretty much anything jack black said in nacho libre.

3/6/2008 11:59:17 PM

i won't say whether or not i laughed

3/6/2008 11:59:20 PM

When Tommy Boy destroys and burns the model cars in his brake pad sales pitch.

When Boris the Blade/Bullet Dodger says "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS"



[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:01 AM. Reason : ..]

3/7/2008 12:00:20 AM

Kim Jong Il's walk in Team America

The "fake spin" that Harpo pulls in the make believe mirror in Duck Soup

Young Frankenstein : Peter Boyle's thumb on fire, Igor pretending to be a dead head in a rack of severed heads, the constable with the wooden arm throwing darts

Jim Carrey putting that cow out of it's misery in Me Myself and Irene

Big Ern

3/7/2008 12:01:20 AM

the dead hooker scene in Dirty Work

3/7/2008 12:01:49 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F-hhaNxnSmA

plz to embed

/thread

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : not the dancing part]

3/7/2008 12:01:50 AM

Top Secret!

Val Kilmer: "I'm sorry, I don't speak any German"
Girl: "I know a little German....he's sitting over there."
[point to german midget]

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : .]

3/7/2008 12:02:05 AM

^5

Quote :

"Oh my God, we're burning alive! No! I can't feel my legs! Here comes the meat wagon."

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:02 AM. Reason : apodifj]

3/7/2008 12:02:23 AM

dead nigger storage scene in pulp fiction.

3/7/2008 12:03:21 AM

AREC BARRWIN

3/7/2008 12:03:30 AM

Payback - Porter asks Val for a light, and when he replies that he doesn't have one, Porter asks, "well then what good are you?", puts a pillow on Val's face and shoots him!

3/7/2008 12:03:39 AM

The campfire scene in Blazing saddles.

The way jodie foster struggles to understand a world she never asked for in "Neil"

3/7/2008 12:07:45 AM

^ blazing saddles... yes.

3/7/2008 12:08:39 AM

when that guy jizzes on spring thomas' hair



sry just saw this on 4chan.

3/7/2008 12:09:06 AM

the end of "Bow Finger" when Steve martin and the twin eddie murphy guy attack the 6 ft drop in the final ninja scene

3/7/2008 12:09:24 AM

the last fight scene in big lebowski.

3/7/2008 12:09:47 AM

"Chubby Rain"

3/7/2008 12:10:05 AM

spinal tap. the stone henge scene.

3/7/2008 12:10:40 AM

hot shots part deux

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rUJLQq34gTs

3/7/2008 12:10:54 AM

Quote :

"spinal tap. the stone henge scene."

btbam did that at ozzfest

3/7/2008 12:12:02 AM

btbam is teh sex.

3/7/2008 12:12:35 AM

The mountain man ventriloquist talking to his bloodhound with a doll in "Best in Show"

3/7/2008 12:14:27 AM

pretty much any part of Puppet Master Vs Demonic Toys

or Basket Case

3/7/2008 12:15:52 AM

supertroopers - all of it.

3/7/2008 12:16:22 AM

The "no eating or drinking in the theater" song/animation in the aquateen movie.

3/7/2008 12:17:12 AM

the Mastodon song is the only redeeming part of that movie.

3/7/2008 12:17:48 AM

carl's screams of agony whilst "exercising"

3/7/2008 12:18:37 AM

^^^ YES!!! awesome.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdP_LnA6bwg

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:19 AM. Reason : ]

3/7/2008 12:18:45 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O0PM5LGEjzI

3/7/2008 12:20:09 AM

Quote :

" littleknight813 (11 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Poor comment Good comment Marked as spam Reply | Spam This song makes you think the movie's going to be awesome and then it isn't. "

3/7/2008 12:22:22 AM

the Triple Lindy

3/7/2008 12:28:03 AM

it's true. i'm a huge ATHF fan, and the movie was shit, minus the intro there.

3/7/2008 12:28:21 AM

MST3K The Movie when the giant brained bug alien is getting bashed in the head and one of the bots is all like "Now I can't play the piano *bam* Now I can't remember my dad"
or something

3/7/2008 12:38:01 AM

there are a TON of mst3k moments i could say here....

any of "track of the moon beast."

"the pumaa-men"

funny shit.

3/7/2008 12:39:05 AM

something absurd happens in every scene of freddy got fingered. if you don't like that movie or think it's stupid then you're a big fat idiot

3/7/2008 12:40:06 AM

Allow me to recommend "The bloodwaters of Dr Z"

3/7/2008 12:40:11 AM

plz to see all of "black sheep" the nz version... zombie sheep ftw!

3/7/2008 12:40:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw&feature=related

3/7/2008 12:41:42 AM

"Boomerang" The scene where the parents are eating dinner with everyone and the father (same guy from Friday, blanking on names) says, "So Marcus, I hear some girl at the office got you pussy whipped. You got to reverse that...you've gotta whip that pussy... BANG BANG BANG BANG"

3/7/2008 12:48:23 AM

loose interpretation of "cinematic" but fuck it, these two are perfection:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Lq771TVm4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUt7ypEI5Uk&feature=related

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 12:55 AM. Reason : d]

3/7/2008 12:51:30 AM

Harlem Nights: When that one white guy calls home after sleeping with Sunshine "Hey honey, can you put mommy on the phone for daddy?..... Hey, baby, howya doin? I aint never come home no more. I see ya' round"

3/7/2008 12:52:06 AM