since message_topic.aspx?topic=517615 failed, as expected, here's a better idea

post facts from the year of your post count (for future years, predict what will happen that year)




1953

- Hugh Hefner published the first issue of Playboy Magazine selling 54,175 copies at $0.50 each

- CIA approves of the use of LSD in a MKULTRA subproject

- The first Chevrolet Corvette is built at Flint, Michigan

- The first color television sets go on sale for about $1,175

3/10/2008 8:01:53 AM

IN THE YEAR 5083



High speed internet is still $24.95

3/10/2008 8:02:58 AM

ALIENS INVADE EARF LOL

3/10/2008 8:03:22 AM

attn users with < 2008 posts...

3/10/2008 8:05:33 AM

^
aea, Spontaneous, tsavla, catalyst, LaserSoup, Pikey, Callaway, O RLY, traub, MethodKal, Spyami, GGMon, d357r0y3r

(to name a few)





1954

- On Flag Day, the words "under God" are added to the United States Pledge of Allegiance

- Marilyn Monroe weds Joe DiMaggio

- The first Godzilla film is released in Japan

- Stop signs are changed from black-on-yellow to white-on-red

3/10/2008 8:18:01 AM

IN A.D. 50524, WAR WAS BEGINNING

3/10/2008 8:21:21 AM

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?

3/10/2008 8:22:07 AM

Gregory the Illuminator is consecrated as Patriarch of Armenia by Leontius of Caesarea.

3/10/2008 8:25:23 AM

^
also post the year (302?)

so we all can get our learn on

3/10/2008 8:28:44 AM

In the year 5088


































high speed internet is STILL $24.95!

3/10/2008 8:34:51 AM

in the year 48502....

Duke beats Vega Christian Academy 275-263 for the Milky Way bball title

of course, NCSU started 35-0, but finished 38-39, and missed the Galactic Dance
but dont worry, 46519 years ago, they are still the greatest cinderella story ever

Galactic Chancellor George X Bush announced that the M-33 Galaxy has ties to Al-Queda
and we are very close to catching Bin Laden v.278.2, even if he has to tap every subspace
channel in the Commonwealth

Meanwhile, it is determined that Rigel system had no weapons of mass supernovas,
but the Commonwealth has already invaded and now we have 2 billion troops stationed there

3/10/2008 8:38:17 AM

^




in the year 1956......

- Pakistan becomes the first Islamic republic

- Marilyn Monroe marries playwright Arthur Miller

- President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs the Federal-Aid Highway Act, creating the Interstate Highway System

- Don Larsen (New York Yankees) throws the first, and only, perfect World Series game against the Brooklyn Dodgers

- The first hard disk drive (5MB) is born at IBM

3/10/2008 8:41:10 AM

IN THE YEAR 6421

High speed internet is still $24.95











except now its obsolete.

3/10/2008 8:45:35 AM

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears.
For what he never knew,
now man's reign is through.


But through eternal night.
The twinkling of starlight.
So very far away.
Maybe it's only yesterday.

3/10/2008 10:24:20 AM

^

Quote :

"10499 Posts"

I see what you did there





in the year 1963.....

- Martin Luther King, Jr. issues his "Letter from Birmingham Jail" and later delivers his "I Have A Dream" speech

- ZIP Codes are introduced in the U.S

- The Coca-Cola Company debuts its first diet drink, TaB cola

- John F. Kennedy is assassinated in Dallas, Texas

3/11/2008 10:23:20 AM

humanity as we know it will have been long gone.

3/11/2008 10:38:03 AM

everybody wants to be an emcee

3/11/2008 10:38:51 AM

60537 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

3/11/2008 10:49:48 AM

^[fail]






in the year 1966......

- The first Acid Test is conducted at the Fillmore, San Francisco

- Uniform Daylight Saving Time first observed in most parts of North America

- SCOTUS rules that police must inform suspects of their [Miranda] rights before questioning them

- The first Kwanzaa is celebrated

3/11/2008 11:12:26 AM

I thought about making this thread. Then realized how no one would take it seriously.

My threads must be taken seriously.

3/11/2008 11:19:28 AM

in 870,

The 8th Ecuminical council ends in Constantinople
The Lutherans are divided up by King Charles the Bare, and Louis the German
The Danes attempt to invade Wessex, but are defeated.

3/11/2008 11:33:53 AM

1093....

-King Donald III of Scotland comes to the throne.

-Magnus III (Magnus Barefoot) is crowned king of Norway .

-Sviatopolk II become Grand Prince of Kiev and ruler of Kievan Rus

yay

3/11/2008 11:47:27 AM

in 115...

An earthquake destroyed Apamea and Antioch in Syria.
The Pantheon of Agrippa was reconstructed in Rome.
Pope Sixtus I succeeded Pope Alexander I as the seventh pope.

3/11/2008 11:56:42 AM

I don't like this... learning from n00bs.

3/11/2008 12:04:05 PM

in 1327 edward III became king of england. interestingggg.

3/11/2008 12:05:54 PM

in year 1330
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Posada

3/11/2008 12:07:45 PM

In 4381

You're all dead.

[Edited on March 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : 1]

3/11/2008 12:21:25 PM

in the year whatever post i have, i can only imagine humans will have long ceased from existence, the planet will have been scorched over many times and now some sort of mutant form of alligators have taken control of the planet

3/11/2008 12:22:44 PM

in the year 1969.......

- The first message was sent over ARPANET, the forerunner of the internet; also, UNIX is born

- Wal-Mart incorporates

- The very first U.S. troop withdrawals are made in the Vietnam War

- The first strain of the AIDS virus (HIV) migrated to the United States via Haiti ???

3/12/2008 12:37:29 PM

i dont even know if the earth will be alive in my year

3/12/2008 12:39:59 PM

In the year 5927, NC State will win ACC titles in both basketball and football in the same year.

3/12/2008 12:46:03 PM

ncsu goes 0-28 in basketball

and 0-11 in football

3/12/2008 12:51:47 PM

in the year 1973.......

- Watergate

- The American Psychiatric Association removes homosexuality from its DSM

- The World Trade Center, The Sears Tower, and Carowinds open

- Roe v. Wade

3/15/2008 4:02:59 PM

year 3295->

Due to the precession of the equinoxes, ? Cephei will be the pole star


cya Polaris

3/15/2008 4:08:52 PM

in the year 8500

The United Countries of Earth will topple the regime of Mars because they harbor intergalactic terrorists, but will really be interested in the Martian dirt

3/15/2008 4:14:14 PM

hahahaha

dead.

3/15/2008 4:25:37 PM

in the year 1975.......

- NBC airs the first episode of Saturday Night Live (with host George Carlin)

- President Ford posthumously pardons Robert E. Lee, restoring full rights of citizenship

- Bill marries Hillary

- First use of the term "fractal"

3/16/2008 9:44:35 AM

283

Carus conquers Ctesiphon, capital of the Persian kingdom.
Carus is a victim of a military conspiracy, and is killed near the Tigris.
Carinus succeeds his father Carus as Emperor.
December — Numerian is proclaimed Emperor by his soldiers.
December 17 — Pope Caius succeeds Pope Eutychian as the 28th pope.

3/16/2008 9:51:12 AM

IN THE YEAR 2000!

3/16/2008 9:53:08 AM

... fuck

i don't think humans will exist anymore

3/16/2008 10:02:42 AM

In the year 2106...

nothing cool happens. Because the world ended in 2012.

3/16/2008 10:28:27 AM

in the year 1977......

- Elvis Presley dies of a heart attack exacerbated by drug use

- Star Wars opens in cinemas and subsequently becomes the then-highest grossing film of all time

- The first Apple II computers go on sale

- The Atari 2600 game system is released

3/17/2008 11:02:02 AM

in the year 1982......

- Michael Jackson's #1 album Thriller is released, to become the biggest selling album of all time

- Berkeley's Kevin Moen makes "The Play" (a wacky 57-yard kickoff return with 5 laterals,) defeating Stanford

- Sony launches the first consumer compact disc player

- The first Rubik's Cube World Championships is held in Budapest, Hungary

3/18/2008 10:36:50 AM

in the year 1991.....

- Mike Tyson, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Paul Reubens are arrested for rape, murder, and lewdness, respectively

- An amateur video captures the beating of Rodney King by Los Angeles, California police officers

- Magic Johnson announces that he has HIV, effectively ending his career in the NBA

- The Super Nintendo Entertainment System is released in the United States

- Linus Torvalds posts on comp.os.minix about the new operating system kernel he has been developing

- Collapse of the Soviet Union

3/19/2008 8:44:42 AM

<--- SNORING

3/19/2008 8:46:33 AM

1902

January
January 1: first Rose Bowl college American football game.
January 1: first Rose Bowl college American football game.
Carnegie
Carnegie

* January - In France, Alfred Loisy writes L'évangile et l'Eglise, which inaugurates the Modernist Crisis.
* January 1 - The first college football bowl game, the Rose Bowl between Michigan and Stanford, is held in Pasadena.
* January 8 - A train collision occurs in the New York Central Railroad's Park Avenue Tunnel in New York City killing 17 people, injuring 38 and leading to increased demand for electric trains.
* January 28 - The Carnegie Institution is founded in Washington, DC with a $10 million gift from Andrew Carnegie.

February

* February 11 - Police physically abuse universal suffrage demonstrators in Brussels.
* February 15 - Berlin U-Bahn underground is opened.
* February 18 - US President Roosevelt prosecutes the Northern Securities Company for violation of the Sherman Act.

March

* March 4 - The American Automobile Association (AAA) is founded.
* March 6 - Real Madrid is founded as "FC Madrid".
* March 7 - Second Boer War: South African Boers win their last battle over British forces, with the capture of a British general and 200 of his men.
* March 10 - Circuit Court's decision Thomas Edison from having a monopoly on motion picture technology.
* March 31 - Disputed first powered heavier-than-air flight; most date it to year 1903, if at all.

April

* April 2 - "Electric Theatre", the first movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles, California.
* April 11 - Enrico Caruso made the first ten of his 496 recordings, in Milan under the supervision of Frederick William Gaisberg, recording engineer for the Gramophone and Typewriter, Ltd..
* April 13 - A new car speed record of 74mph is set in Nice, France, by Leon Serpollet.
* April 19 - A magnitude 7.5 earthquake rocks Guatemala, 2,000 people die.
* April 26 - Hibernian Football Club (Edinburgh) Win The Scottish Cup, defeating Glasgow Celtic F.C. 1-0 At Parkhead (Glasgow). The Hibernian Team That Day Was (Harry Rennie, Archie Gray, Bobby Glen, Barney Breslin, Jimmy Harrower, Alex Robertson, Johnny McCall, Andy McGeachan, Johnny Divers, Paddy Callaghan, Bobby Atherton).Andy McGeachan scored the winning goal.
* April 28 - Using the ISO 8601 standard Year Zero definition for the Gregorian calendar preceded by the Julian calendar, the one billionth minute since the start of January 1, Year Zero occurred at 10:40 AM on this date.
* The Irish National Theatre Society is founded by W. B. Yeats, Lady Gregory, J. M. Synge and George Russell.

May
May 8: Mount Pelée erupts.
May 8: Mount Pelée erupts.
May 15: Lyman Gilmore plane.
May 15: Lyman Gilmore plane.

* May 5 - Commonwealth Public Service Act creates Australia's Public Service.
* May 8 - In Martinique, Mount Pelée erupts, destroys the town of Saint-Pierre, and kills over 30,000 people. Only a small handful of St. Pierre's residents survived the blast.
* May 13 - Alfonso XIII of Spain formally begins his reign.
* May 15 - In a field outside Grass Valley, California, Lyman Gilmore reportedly becomes the first person to fly a powered airplane (a steam-powered glider).
* May 20 - Cuba gains independence from the United States.
* May 29 - Lord Rosebery opens London School of Economics.
* May 31 - Treaty of Vereeniging ends Second Boer War.

June

* June 2 - The Anthracite Coal Strike begins in the United States.
* June 15 - The New York Central railroad inaugurates the 20th Century Limited passenger train between Chicago and New York City, New York.
* June 16 - Australia: Female British subjects (with the exception of Asians, Aborigines and Africans) win the vote with the Uniform Franchise Act.
* June 17 - Norwich City Football Club is formed
* June 26 - Edward VII institutes The Order of Merit.

July

* July 10 - Rolling Mill Mine disaster in Johnstown, PA, kills 112 miners.
* July 11
o Retirement of Lord Salisbury as British prime minister.
o Order of the Garter conferred on Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.
* July 14 - St Mark's Campanile in Venice collapses.
* July 23 - Excelsior Rotterdam was founded.

August

* August 1 - 100 miners die in a pit explosion in Wollongong, Australia.
* August 9 - Edward VII is crowned King of the United Kingdom.
* August 22 - Theodore Roosevelt became the first American President to ride in an automobile when he rode in a Columbia Electric Victoria through Hartford, Connecticut.
* August 24 - Hereford & District Skittle league formed in England

September

* September 3 - Popular author Sarah Orne Jewett is thrown out of a carriage, virtually ending her writing career.

October

* October 21 - In the United States, a five month strike by United Mine Workers ends.

November

* November 30 - American Old West: Second-in-command of Butch Cassidy's Wild Bunch gang, Kid Curry Logan, is sentenced to 20 years hard labor.
* November-December - Venezuela Crisis between the United States and Germany.

December

* December 10 - The first Aswan Dam on The Nile is completed.
* December 31 - Scott, Shackleton and Wilson reach the furthest southern point thus far by man at 82°17'S.


Undated

* The University of Kentucky Women's Basketball Team is organized.

3/19/2008 8:55:22 AM

The year 14201, huh?

We can't even imagine it. God-like intelligences travel through the cosmos doing as they please. Oppression of all sorts ended long ago, though some still experience it for entertainment. The posts draw on the entire power of stars through Dyson spheres.

I can't wait.

3/19/2008 9:00:39 AM

in the 2340....

--I will still be enrolled in a university (lol)
--the flying cars that were predicted aren't ready yet
--oil is $1500 a barrell
--instead of people catching on fire in some wrecks, they're now getting electrocuted thanks to their electric cars
--there is a corn shortage, because its being used for fuel.
--your mom is still a slut
--there is a quarter-black, quarter-american indian, quarter-caucasin, quarter-mexican transvestite as the president.
--mexico is a state, so is canada
--israel and palestine are still fighting each other
--tdub is still around, and it will be [old] at that time
--pwnage videos will still be funny (unlike this post).
--MS finally releases a new operating system, after years of Vista being its "new" operating system.

3/19/2008 9:20:08 AM

IN 1267...........

DRUGS WERE INVENTED

3/19/2008 11:44:03 AM

^^lollercopter

3/19/2008 11:47:49 AM