Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
.......first thing out of her mouth was "can I have a six inch". ] 3/13/2008 3:05:25 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
poidh 3/13/2008 3:05:50 PM |
morpheus647 All American 1108 Posts user info edit post |
needs pics 3/13/2008 3:06:37 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
if you were witty you would have been like 'how bout 12?" 3/13/2008 3:07:18 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
This was the Subway in Bunn NC. I was just amazed a woman walked in with a full grill and no cigarette. 3/13/2008 3:07:53 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
I should have asked her if she wanted extra meat. 3/13/2008 3:08:23 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^^ aha
i might have said "would you consider 4, instead?"
[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 3:08 PM. Reason : arrows] 3/13/2008 3:08:32 PM |
baonest All American 47902 Posts user info edit post |
you should have told her about your 12" meat ball 3/13/2008 3:27:11 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
[another lame attempt at sandwich phallic symbols] 3/13/2008 3:28:22 PM |
casummer All American 4755 Posts user info edit post |
worthless w/o pics 3/13/2008 3:29:01 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "worthless w/o pics" |
3/13/2008 3:30:14 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Next time I am gonna put my sandwich down, go up the counter, ask her to stand back and then be like "ok i am gonna need these pics for t-dub" 3/13/2008 3:32:09 PM |
casummer All American 4755 Posts user info edit post |
^now we're talkin 3/13/2008 3:32:36 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not folding my dick in half for anyone 3/13/2008 3:33:06 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
you should have offered to pay for her meal
and when they served it to her, you pick it up and throw the food in her face then fill up a cup with sweet tea, and pour it over her head then pick up a bag of chips, and crush them up....open the bag...and sprinkle them over her 3/13/2008 3:33:18 PM |
SandSanta All American 22435 Posts user info edit post |
Hey guys
This one time I saw a girl
and she had a blow pop
haha blow pop
blow 3/13/2008 3:33:33 PM |
casummer All American 4755 Posts user info edit post |
^^
[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : keep your fetishes to yourself emce] 3/13/2008 3:33:51 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
I bet she loves the cock 3/13/2008 3:34:04 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Then pop
hamirite? 3/13/2008 3:34:12 PM |
Rat Suspended 5724 Posts user info edit post |
get your ass off tww for 5 seconds and take a goddamned photo and then post that shit.
faggot 3/13/2008 3:36:07 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^^^^^Now we're talkin'
[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ^] 3/13/2008 3:36:29 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
fuck that bitch 3/13/2008 3:36:32 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
worthless w/o pics 3/13/2008 4:02:21 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
pics or it didn't happen 3/13/2008 4:05:50 PM |
damosyangsta Suspended 2940 Posts user info edit post |
If I was the one at the counter, she would have asked for a whole sub. 3/13/2008 6:00:20 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
lol do you work at subway? 3/13/2008 6:01:00 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you should have offered to pay for her meal
and when they served it to her, you pick it up and throw the food in her face then fill up a cup with sweet tea, and pour it over her head then pick up a bag of chips, and crush them up....open the bag...and sprinkle them over her" |
i just lolled all over myself.3/13/2008 6:03:18 PM |
damosyangsta Suspended 2940 Posts user info edit post |
no.
just sayin 3/13/2008 6:03:22 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
is the 5 dollar footlong deal still going on? 5/1/2008 6:00:06 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
no but theyre still running commercials so that you go there and become disappointed but still buy a sub since youre already there . this is why i will never go there again 5/1/2008 6:02:14 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
i was hasty and missed that ^ reply before i left
fortunately the joint i went to was still running it 5/1/2008 6:33:57 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
damn man.........maybe the guy there when i went just hated me 5/1/2008 6:35:06 PM |
One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
IF SHE SAID CAN I HAVE A 7 INCHER I WOULDA DEF STEPPED IN 5/1/2008 6:37:45 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ".......first thing out of her mouth was "can I have a six inch"" |
you should've offered to fuck her twice....5/1/2008 7:08:09 PM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm not folding my dick in half for anyone" |
roffle mao tse tung5/2/2008 12:41:11 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
This thread was created on my birthday! 5/2/2008 12:44:42 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
happy birthday sexy 5/2/2008 12:45:54 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
lol. drunkntarded fails to read the date the thread was made.
but it is my birthday. so thanks. [nohomo] 5/2/2008 12:47:48 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/us/2013/01/25/ac-ridiculist-subway-foot-long-controversy.cnn
1/25/2013 10:01:08 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
you shoulda told her " IM GONNA RUN HOME AND WRITE ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERWEB" 1/25/2013 10:08:54 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
What is wrong with Bunn?
But seriously, yeah, I went to high school there. You right, bro. 1/25/2013 10:29:56 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 1/26/2013 1:11:51 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114227 Posts user info edit post |
how surprising ] 1/26/2013 1:15:34 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
lol. Bunn. 1/26/2013 3:35:11 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
anderson cooper almost lost it 1/26/2013 3:43:04 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
more like Bunn fuck egypt amirite 1/26/2013 4:34:03 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I always ask for the footlong~♥ 1/26/2013 5:16:39 PM |