Somebody please tell me the origin of that fucking

HAVING SEEN 239043 PHOTOSHOPS IN MY TIME

it's really goddamned annoying. especially when you don't even get it.

3/13/2008 8:11:41 PM

pixels

3/13/2008 8:11:59 PM

make sense, boy.

3/13/2008 8:14:09 PM

flick

cousins

flick's cousins

that kid from the toy

etc.

3/13/2008 8:14:59 PM

BOY.. Who you calling BOY. I got a yard full of dick, a bucket full of balls and enough hair on my ass to weave a goddamn indian blanket.

3/13/2008 8:15:29 PM

SOMEBODY MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE

3/13/2008 8:17:01 PM

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/This_Looks_Shopped

3/13/2008 8:21:14 PM

"2 minutes is a lifetime when you're skydiving."

I took this from a skydiving enthusiast. He watched a woman drop to her death when her backup chute didn't open (didn't check the pins before she jumped).

3/13/2008 8:23:12 PM

that's not a phrase tww took from somebody else though

and it's not popular

and it's only funny a little bit

3/13/2008 8:24:27 PM

3/13/2008 8:25:45 PM

eleventy billion?

3/13/2008 8:27:05 PM

"I'm feeling ornery."

From one of my roommates, who told a story about this awesome ex-girlfriend he had. Whenever he would come home in a bad mood, he'd tell her he was feeling ornery, she would immediately strip down, they would have sex, and he always felt better. One day, he came come, she said SHE was feeling ornery, and he said, "OK, I'll leave you alone," and didn't understand why she got so upset. Seems she thought ornery meant horny.

3/13/2008 8:32:56 PM

JESUS CHRIST THAT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT

3/13/2008 8:34:09 PM

^^
I wish I had a gf whereby I just tell her I'm horny and she fucks me


[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 8:34 PM. Reason : /]

3/13/2008 8:34:14 PM

Uh, you guys need to title your threads more specifically - it was not implied this is a thread about how your TWW fads got started (which would be far less interesting).

That being said, I'll give another:
A lot of Arabic songs have "ya habibi" as part of the chorus, it means something like "hey dear" I think. Or "my lovely". Something to that effect. Working at a Lebanese deli, even as a non-Arabic speaking employee, it's hard not to pick up on this common use when laboring under the same soundtrack all day long. We try to incoporate bits of Arabic with the other Arab employees to make the everyday labor a little fun.

One worker gets bitched out by a customer because she requested two containers of tatziki sauce (cucumber and yogurt) with her kabob platter. She got one. He's at the register and his duty is to run back to the cooks (very sweet Lebanese ladies, one of whom belly dances as a hobby). He tells them the customer wanted two, so he needs one more to add to the order. The cook in either disbelief or confusion asks, "One more?"

He replies, "TWO, ya habibi!"

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : So for some stupid reason whenever I have to answer "two," I add "ya habibi."]

3/13/2008 8:43:50 PM

yeah guyz lable your shit correctly

3/13/2008 8:44:51 PM

whenever I see "Lebanese" I always want to say "Lesbianese"

3/13/2008 9:08:31 PM

It's easy. Say "Loooob-nahn" and it has nothing to do with "lez-byan."

Roots distinguish everything.

3/13/2008 9:11:44 PM

it's prononced Lube-non?

wow

the citizens should just be called Lubes, then

3/13/2008 9:14:29 PM

In Arabic, Lebanon is "Looo-bnahn." Lebanese (m) is "Looo-bnahny", (f) "Looo-bnahnya" I think.

[Edited on March 13, 2008 at 9:21 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2008 9:20:11 PM

lubed anus what?

3/13/2008 10:21:35 PM