this could get ugly

3/16/2008 9:31:43 AM

3/16/2008 9:34:05 AM

ahhahahhaahahaha

3/16/2008 9:35:05 AM

There is one exception

Quote :

"There is one exception to rule 34. Chuck Norris was never Rule 34'd. He Chuck Norrised Rule 34."

3/16/2008 9:35:46 AM

3/16/2008 9:39:42 AM

3/16/2008 9:41:02 AM

Rule 34 and Godwin's Law all in one


[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : link on website was protected, upped elsewhere]

3/16/2008 9:45:11 AM

3/16/2008 9:56:08 AM

what is rule 1-33?

3/16/2008 9:57:31 AM

these are the rules

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today.
22. Cock goes in here.
23. You will never have sex.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Tits are always relevant.
27. It needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS, thus making them "stingraids"). Also, there's some diabeetus in there. And maybe some lupus.
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. Rules 1 to 48 are absolute!

3/16/2008 10:00:18 AM

I feel like we should throw out some challenges. How about a woman and a lion/tiger? Someone managed to beat my rule 34 skills with that one.

3/16/2008 10:04:43 AM

excluding furries?

3/16/2008 10:24:10 AM

fucking hate furries

3/16/2008 10:29:48 AM

I don't understand what's going on in here, but I'm intrigued.

3/16/2008 10:30:17 AM

/b/tards

3/16/2008 10:32:55 AM

3/16/2008 10:34:05 AM

oh god

http://www.sudonym.net/

3/16/2008 10:34:32 AM

Quote :

"I don't understand what's going on in here, but I'm intrigued."

3/16/2008 10:35:44 AM

actually, I changed my mind... I want nothing to do with this thread

3/16/2008 10:37:40 AM

3/16/2008 10:38:09 AM

34 on rosie.
34 on rosie.

3/16/2008 11:37:14 AM

I don't understand what's going on in here

3/16/2008 11:40:06 AM

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34

3/16/2008 11:41:38 AM

^^ 34 on which rosie? Jetsons? O'donnel?

3/16/2008 11:53:18 AM

3/16/2008 11:56:27 AM

its not an exception.

as stated on ED, when you say 34 on rosie, you're simply saying that you don't want to see it. not that it doesn't exist.

3/16/2008 11:57:38 AM

so I went to that 4chan website, and this is one of the first things that popped up

WTF



red x: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1205686752360.jpg

3/16/2008 12:04:13 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=499785&page=5

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ]

3/16/2008 12:06:07 PM

^^ O.O Holy fuck

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ]

3/16/2008 12:07:09 PM

3/16/2008 12:09:36 PM

Quote :

"Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple."

3/16/2008 12:13:55 PM

let me see some porn of the leaning tower of pisa and hitler.

3/16/2008 12:14:47 PM

3/16/2008 12:28:11 PM

3/16/2008 12:33:00 PM

what

the

fuck!

3/16/2008 12:34:17 PM

Nevermind NSFW, this is NS period

3/16/2008 12:37:17 PM

lol

some quality stuff in this thread

3/16/2008 12:40:11 PM

Quote :

"let me see some porn of the leaning tower of pisa and hitler."

3/16/2008 12:55:14 PM

3/16/2008 1:00:57 PM

3/16/2008 1:02:56 PM

Quote :

"let me see some porn of the leaning tower of pisa and hitler."

The power of rule 34 lies in rule 35.

3/16/2008 1:03:10 PM

wow

3/16/2008 1:08:36 PM

Oh fucking hell, snake sex.

3/16/2008 1:23:12 PM

3/16/2008 1:52:50 PM

poor pigpen
he always gets left out

3/16/2008 1:56:46 PM

3/16/2008 2:33:17 PM

aww MASH?

3/16/2008 2:43:13 PM

Rule 28 applied until I clicked on this thread.

3/16/2008 2:48:03 PM

Quote :

"Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple"

Anyone care to add Clippy and an anthropomorphic apple?

3/16/2008 3:19:03 PM

wtf....

3/16/2008 3:20:20 PM