Just got back from a pretty long bike ride.

I was riding down the street and up ahead a see a few kids (ages ranged from about 13-16) playing frisbee in the street.

I slowed down a bit so as not to hit anyone, and low and behold the kid with the frisbee lunges at me like he's going to throw the frisbee at me. So I threw up my hand and slapped the everlivingfuck out of the little faggot at ~24mph.

Dont fuck with cyclists.

3/16/2008 5:50:24 PM

lol

3/16/2008 5:50:57 PM

haha what did he do after that?

3/16/2008 5:51:28 PM

gg

teach that little fucker a lesson

3/16/2008 5:51:33 PM

gg sir. it would have been golden if you had taken pic, but gg nonetheless.

3/16/2008 5:51:46 PM

if this is a true story, that is hilarious.

3/16/2008 5:52:25 PM

gg.

3/16/2008 5:52:28 PM

lol, i wish i had a camera ready, but I wasnt trying to let this kid ruin my training ride by making me stop.

I heard his friends laugh as I rode off, but I didnt even look back.

3/16/2008 5:53:17 PM

epic maneuver

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 5:54 PM. Reason : i still hate cyclists though]

3/16/2008 5:54:29 PM

haha, my away message on AIM said "On an epic bike ride"

Guess it lived up to it's name.


^I can see both sides of the argument, but I'm seriously one of the ones that goes out of my way to ensure that I dont bother drivers, and obey all traffic laws.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 5:56 PM. Reason : ^ ]

3/16/2008 5:55:14 PM

then you're fine with me

me issue is with the douches that decide rush hour would be a fine time to take a merry ride down all the goddamn roads i drive

3/16/2008 5:57:34 PM

Quote :

"but I'm seriously one of the ones that goes out of my way to ensure that I dont bother drivers, and obey all traffic laws"

if you honestly do this, then you are ok

fuckers trying to pass on the right at lights and stop signs piss me off so much...some guy on a motorcycle did that a few days ago and i just cut him off...just follow the rules and you wont get hurt

3/16/2008 5:58:07 PM

Yeah, i cant stand those kinds of cyclists either. I stick to back roads and greenways as much as possible.

I mean, i'm bound to hit a busier road every now and then within the span of a 3 hour bike ride, but I'm not a dick about it.

Anyway, back on topic. That little fucker got pwnt.

3/16/2008 5:59:54 PM

gg

teach that little fucker a lesson

3/16/2008 6:01:40 PM

i wonder what would happen if you did this in saudi arabia

3/16/2008 6:06:53 PM

it'd have been funny if you had one of those bike bells and CHING CHINGed as you rode away

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 6:09 PM. Reason : *WHAP* CHING-CHING]

3/16/2008 6:09:41 PM

hi tamim

3/16/2008 6:13:52 PM

Quote :

"Aficionado:if you honestly do this, then you are ok fuckers trying to pass on the right at lights and stop signs piss me off so much...some guy on a motorcycle did that a few days ago and i just cut him off...just follow the rules and you wont get hurt"

u are just mad that you cant do the same thing. that's bullshit that you are going to cut over a motorcyclist over that, u'll lose a mirror for that.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 6:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/16/2008 6:16:55 PM

what's up Dawn?


I need to invest in a bell of some sort...but i think it'd be a little out of place on a $1400 full carbon fiber roadbike (that'd make it THAT much better though I suppose)

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 6:22 PM. Reason : ,]

3/16/2008 6:21:58 PM

haha... gg Tamim

that kid looks like this

3/16/2008 6:30:25 PM

Haha why did I get a mental image of this motherfucker pimp style backhand a kid so hard his teeth fly out with a streak of blood following?

3/16/2008 6:31:40 PM

dude. a motorcycle has NO business trying to pass people on the right like that at a stop light. I can give a bicyclist a break, cause he is trying to conserve momentum, but a guy w/ a fucking engine? FUCK NO. that faggot deserved to be cut off

3/16/2008 6:31:49 PM

hahha, that woulda been sweet.

I got a full hand on his face...palm-side. Made a decent *smack!* noise.

I've done my good deed for the night. Time for me to get some dinner.

BTW, these kids were obviously at church at the time....just being little shits in the street instead of getting their jesus on. That made me enjoy it just that much more.

3/16/2008 6:36:41 PM

u are just mad that you cant do the same thing. that's bullshit that you are going to cut over a motorcyclist over that, u'll lose a mirror for that.

3/16/2008 6:57:26 PM

Quote :

"just being little shits in the street instead of getting their jesus on."

quality hahahaha

3/16/2008 7:07:50 PM

and then your fucking bike would be laying on the ground when it gets pushed over

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 7:11 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/16/2008 7:11:10 PM

Quote :

"u are just mad that you cant do the same thing. that's bullshit that you are going to cut over a motorcyclist over that, u'll lose a mirror for that."

no im not mad...fuckers that pass on the right get hit when i turn right and dont see them

then i get screwed because im in a car and they are on a bike

thats whats bullshit

ill cut any person off on a bike if they are being an asshole

3/16/2008 7:17:15 PM

I bet this kid is going to have a fun time explaining to his friends at school why he looks like today

3/17/2008 7:16:50 AM

Quote :

"ASSAULT ON MINOR"

3/17/2008 7:25:04 AM

Quote :

"me issue is with the douches that decide rush hour would be a fine time to take a merry ride down all the goddamn roads i drive "

these idiots were out in force this weekend.

i saw some asshole riding right down the middle of duraleigh...he was making a left on ebenezer church but didnt signal or follow any traffic laws.

this is one of the biggest reasons i hate the spring...its all the spandex wearing lance armstrong wannabe faggots in cary riding their bicycles in the middle of rush hour all over the road backing up traffic

3/17/2008 7:59:00 AM

Wait, you slowed down and were still going 24 mph.

3/17/2008 8:01:41 AM

tnezami gave that kid a tsunami of pimp hand ownage.

3/17/2008 8:25:48 AM

^^ You can get to some top notch speeds when going downhill on a bike. When I was younger there was this hill near a friend of mines house. It was scarily steep. You'd just be constantly accelerating down it but you absolutely had to break all the way down or you'd go flying into a creek/traffic (t-intersection).

It was also learned that sudden breaking was ineffective as it would throw you over the handlebars.

[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 8:50 AM. Reason : -]

3/17/2008 8:48:04 AM

meh, he could've been 18, i dunno.

I didnt know if he was actually going to hit me or not...and with me going as fast as I was, it could have been pretty nasty for me if I had fallen off my bike, let alone get hit by this kid.

3/17/2008 10:19:52 AM

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"*WHAP* CHING-CHING"

picturing that and laughing

3/17/2008 11:41:07 AM

^it would be funnier with a clown horn *WHAP*SQUEEK SQUEEK

3/17/2008 1:01:46 PM

there is this group of kids that flip me off and yell curse words at me when i ride by them on my street. I just turn around and they scatter.


gg to you sir

3/17/2008 1:06:25 PM

if i start riding in town im carrying my airsoft pistol

3/17/2008 1:10:11 PM

^Just make sure you have one of the clear ones...cops don't really like the realistic ones.

4/24/2008 3:23:10 PM

watch out for drunk 21 year olds.

4/24/2008 5:47:14 PM