According the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader:

1. Baby Powder
2. Pumpkin Pie
3. Lavender
4. Cucumbers
5. Good 'N Plenty Candy

My ex loved baby powder. I bought some to test it out and (post-menstruation) jumped me one time when I was wearing it.

3/19/2008 4:50:47 PM

QUICKLY

TO TARGET!

3/19/2008 4:51:51 PM

victoria secret lotion - the blueberry one

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3/19/2008 4:54:11 PM

damn man, are all of your posts about sex


go get a whore

3/19/2008 4:55:03 PM

whoa whoa whoa

whoa

i'm dude

i don't "wear" baby powder

3/19/2008 4:55:17 PM

then make yourself a good 'n' plenty necklace.

3/19/2008 4:59:20 PM

^^^I guess some Freudian analysis would suggest some needs that aren't getting fulfilled.

^^Would you if it would get you laid??

[Edited on March 19, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ARROW'D]

3/19/2008 5:00:26 PM

then get your ass up

you have some vag to get in

/rob schneider



[Edited on March 19, 2008 at 5:04 PM. Reason : WATER BOY]

3/19/2008 5:02:08 PM

haha no- i would not wear baby powder to get laid

3/19/2008 5:03:29 PM

last i recall they say the most effective smells are those produced naturally.. but some ppl just plain stink

3/19/2008 5:04:08 PM

beer and liquor tend to work

3/19/2008 5:05:05 PM

3^ You, my friend, have dignity, and an apparent continuous supply of vag. I salute you.

3/19/2008 5:06:10 PM

Yeah Balls and Tequila, thats what I would have thought.

3/19/2008 5:06:21 PM

pumpkin pie?!

3/19/2008 5:15:54 PM

that list forgot Walls1441

3/19/2008 5:16:41 PM

women can smell desperation also

3/19/2008 5:19:01 PM

Old Spice.

3/19/2008 5:19:23 PM

Quote :

"You, my friend, have dignity, and an apparent continuous supply of vag. I salute you."

yeah dude- i'm married to badass

3/19/2008 5:20:45 PM

Quote :

"pumpkin pie?1"

yeah, I never heard that either

I heard:

pumpkin (just pumpkin, not pie)
lavender
licorice (good 'n plenty)

I've not heard "cucumber" either, but that smells kinda similar to pumpkin



oh and, man stink ftw

(they love it, even if they don't know it)

3/19/2008 5:20:48 PM

how come nobody has mentioned money yet

3/19/2008 5:21:22 PM

^^^you call her badass?

3/19/2008 5:25:59 PM

lavender and baby powder smell like turds covered in burnt hair

3/19/2008 5:28:22 PM

lavender

if you're trying to turn on an octagenarian

3/19/2008 5:29:14 PM

Quote :

"Old Spice."

I've heard that the cologne many women prefer turns out to be what their dad wears.

3/19/2008 5:32:42 PM

I guarantee none of them will work on Nerdchick!

3/19/2008 5:34:52 PM

Assuming they had a pleasant relationship with their dad.

Haha actually if their dad beat them and shit, they still are aroused by it. Stockholm syndrome ftw.

3/19/2008 5:34:53 PM

The smell of money?

3/19/2008 5:35:34 PM

Lavender and Licorice are high in phytoestrogens.

3/19/2008 5:37:07 PM

Quote :

"^^^you call her badass?"

i could edit that out to say "a" badass

but actually, i do call her badass from time to time

3/19/2008 5:39:45 PM

I wear only a few different colognes, Tommy and British Sterling (what my dad wears). My girlfriend likes them both but I get more of a rise out of her when I have on the British Sterling.

Gold Bond isn't on there. I'm saddened.

3/19/2008 5:40:09 PM

^^^ So basically as long as they had any significant relationship with their dad, regardless of whether it was positive or extremely negative? Well damn that makes it even harder to tell apart people with severe daddy issues from daddy's girls...

3/19/2008 5:40:40 PM

I'm talking out of my ass, but hey, it makes sense to me!

3/19/2008 5:42:00 PM

Is this women in general, or woman worth attracting?

3/19/2008 5:50:08 PM

Quote :

"woman worth attracting"

haha good addition.

3/19/2008 5:50:32 PM

baby powder

guy i was dating evidently used to powder his genetals or something. Not a good day for me the first time i went down on that

3/20/2008 1:41:05 AM

baby powder? seriously?

That's one of the few deodorant scents I can't stand.

3/20/2008 1:41:41 AM

OLD SPICE AFTER HOURS

3/20/2008 1:44:19 AM

3/20/2008 1:45:16 AM

1. Baby Powder - ew
2. Pumpkin Pie - ew
3. Lavender - not on a man, but I do find it calming
4. Cucumbers - ditto
5. Good 'N Plenty Candy - disgusting

Quote :

" oh and, man stink ftw"

true that

3/20/2008 2:16:45 AM

Quote :

"baby powder? seriously? That's one of the few deodorant scents I can't stand. "

of course it is

3/20/2008 2:20:19 AM

I'm not really concerned with what scents tww chicks like

3/20/2008 2:22:38 AM

^^ meaning what, exactly?

3/20/2008 2:23:21 AM

^^In retrospect, I wish I hadn't made this thread. I feel like I'm regressing to the threads I used to make under my old handle.

Self-suspend.

3/20/2008 2:26:02 AM

I wish I could bottle my natural scent. I think I'd call it "Slug Trail." Figure out a way for me to let you girls catch a whiff there in your chair and you'll get it.

3/20/2008 2:26:17 AM

around Raleigh it's pretty easy to get chicks if you shave, shower, and don't talk about anime

3/20/2008 2:28:01 AM

Is it bad if I don't need to shave? I've heard women wanna fuck guys that are manly and wanna marry the boyish looking ones.

3/20/2008 2:28:56 AM

Quote :

"^^ meaning what, exactly?"

oh, nothing

3/20/2008 2:29:21 AM

Personally, I've never heard that.

3/20/2008 2:29:42 AM

^^

yeah, sorry the scent of babies doesn't turn me on

must mean I'm not a woman, right? fuck off

3/20/2008 2:30:20 AM

^^^^There was like a study on 60 minutes.

^I didn't insinuate that.

Here's another list that's probably meaningless in the subset of T-Dub Dames:
Top 5 Muscle Groups That Attract Women (in order, highest to lowest)

1. Biceps
2. Abdominals
3. Pectorals
4. Gastrocnemius Soleus (Calves)
5. Deltoids

This is also according to UJBR.

[Edited on March 20, 2008 at 2:33 AM. Reason : fwabam.]

3/20/2008 2:30:33 AM