and she removes my shirt. Next thing out of her mouth, "is that a gun!?".

Directed at my pistol with nightsights glowing green.

To which I reply, "you should see my OTHER gun".

Too corny for porn I tells ya.

Plus it's the best thing I could come up with right then.

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : badum ching!]

3/23/2008 2:34:05 PM

1st

3/23/2008 2:34:41 PM

That's what you get for having sex with WHORES

3/23/2008 2:34:48 PM

Darn those WHORES!

3/23/2008 2:35:39 PM

you're such a fucking pimp.

3/23/2008 2:35:41 PM

you're such a fucking pimp.

3/23/2008 2:36:50 PM

So what I got out of this is you were pointing your crazy green laser gun at her and forcing her to submit to your "other gun".

3/23/2008 2:37:07 PM

^
no, but if you would kindly let me know where to get a green laser gun, i'd appreciate it.

Quote :

"you're such a fucking pimp."

Nah, I'm not down with purple fedora's with feathers, fur coats or beating women b/c "they betta have my money".

Nor do I like driving old caddy's

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 2:38 PM. Reason : d]

3/23/2008 2:37:14 PM

Fail ^^, ^

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 2:38 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 2:38:02 PM

r u azn?

3/23/2008 2:38:45 PM

Nice story man, really.

3/23/2008 2:39:32 PM

Is that comment directed at me or DiamondAce?

I'm 1/2 cherokee and half german.

3/23/2008 2:39:50 PM

At least online you're such a wannabe douchebag pimp.

3/23/2008 2:39:54 PM

I pop my collar at thee.

3/23/2008 2:40:37 PM

FEBIN

3/23/2008 2:45:26 PM

Quote :

"WANNABE DOUCHEBAG PIMP"

3/23/2008 2:46:24 PM

Quote :

"Nor do I like driving old caddy's"

haha

3/23/2008 3:46:20 PM