for 21 dollars, in the basement of a strip club in nogales mexico*

*named #1 border town for mexican prostitutes, 2003-2007

3/23/2008 5:09:32 PM

I watched.

3/23/2008 5:10:14 PM

21 dollars? How much did spitzer pay? I say issue guest visas, especially with a recession looming and all.

3/23/2008 5:10:40 PM

http://nogales.clubhombre.com/mrbill/

Quote :

"Whether you're looking for a real nasty lapdance (MrBill's favorite!) or some pussy, you've come to the right place! "

1-5 there are within a stones throw of america, and mrs nc86 will let you finger her butthole for something like 14 dollars

3/23/2008 5:11:37 PM

clubhombre is the mexican equivalent of blogspot

3/23/2008 5:12:53 PM

also there is a juarez avenue in every town in mexico

i think he may be the mexican MLK

3/23/2008 5:13:47 PM

ahh.. did i hit a nerve by calling you a suicidal junky


ahh... im so sorry leg... so sorry

3/23/2008 5:14:53 PM

actually im looking through my coupons to see where i wanna order dinner from. but i can pretend to be upset if you'd like

3/23/2008 5:15:45 PM

yes, pretending will make it all better

wont it ?

3/23/2008 5:16:22 PM

what do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?

3/23/2008 5:16:45 PM

^^^sunday night chinese

[Edited on March 23, 2008 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2008 5:16:55 PM

I DONT KNOW BUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER COULD PICK SOME LETTUCE

3/23/2008 5:17:29 PM

haha i knew i had heard that joke before...couldnt remember the punchline

3/23/2008 5:17:50 PM

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?

3/23/2008 5:18:44 PM

wat?

3/23/2008 5:20:44 PM

a bench can support a family!

3/23/2008 5:21:05 PM

lololololololol

3/23/2008 5:21:38 PM

Quote :

"nogales mexico"

nogales aint shit comapred to juarez!

3/23/2008 5:32:23 PM

fuck juarez. i accidentally went there a couple years ago (on the 4th of july, ha ha) and ended up being escorted back into the us with semiautomatic weapons pointed at me

i totally felt like a mexican

3/23/2008 5:36:05 PM

Quote :

"i totally felt like a mexican"

3/23/2008 5:49:18 PM

yo The Judge, sunday night chinese, great idea.

3/23/2008 5:52:18 PM

http://maps.google.com/maps?daddr=Ju%C3%A1rez,+Chihuahua+Mexico&geocode=&dirflg=&saddr=Greensboro,+NC&f=d&hl=en&sll=31.843733,-106.434174&sspn=0.193655,0.587769&ie=UTF8&z=5

3/23/2008 6:00:56 PM

I-20 for 824 miles..jesus

3/23/2008 6:06:03 PM

ive driven 10 20 and 30 in their entirety

also 17 19 15 8 5

almost done the whole of 40

i got the fuck around

3/23/2008 6:18:02 PM

damn you're one of the few that's driven more places than me...

3/23/2008 6:18:53 PM

id say that about half of those are tiny spur interstates or whatever. maybe 100 miles total, northbound connectors on the major x*10 roads

3/23/2008 6:20:06 PM

I drove from El Paso to Raleigh, stopping in North West Alabama and North Georgia.

3/23/2008 6:20:48 PM

last time i was in el paso (same time as my forced entry back into the US by the mexican army or what the fuck ever), i took 10-20-30-40-81-77-40-greensboro

3/23/2008 6:23:46 PM

i got thrown into a dirt floor mexican jail one night.. AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!

3/23/2008 6:28:10 PM

had to be in juarez. and youve gotta know what im talking about with the machine guns and the dirt road and the "oh shit im not in el paso anymore"

3/23/2008 6:28:54 PM

dont forget the CS gas in the back of the paddy wagon.

3/23/2008 6:29:42 PM

it seemed a LOT more like a pickup truck to me. but i never got gassed. just fucked with by a bunch of beaners with guns

3/23/2008 6:33:50 PM

well yeah... it was a truck with a camper shell on the back and all the windows painted black so you couldnt see shit. I was kind of drunk and everything was fuzzy.. I guess the mexican cops were too tired to fuck with me and my buddy after they beat this guys ass from the 3rd ACR. His face was busted and both eyes swollen and he had a huge road rash on the side of his face. They threw us in a "cell" with about 10 drunk mexicans. The place smelled liked piss and the floor was literally dirt. I thought.. oh shit.. this is where I spend the rest of my life. I heard all kinds of stories about how GIs got locked up for a looong time for getting "arrested" in mexico But Columbo there let us out after a few hours.. Funny thing is.. the bars were still open so me and my buddy walked back to Spankys and I had a few more beers.

3/23/2008 7:05:28 PM