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3/24/2008 5:52:14 PM

Police constantly harassing you because you look like a bong.

3/24/2008 5:53:48 PM

1. your measurements are in those communist SI units

3/24/2008 5:54:31 PM

hahaha i knew NerdChick would reply to this

3/24/2008 5:55:30 PM

Meniscus makes you look fat.

3/24/2008 5:55:57 PM

1) Horny graduate students will use you as a dildo and butt plug.
2) Tired graduate students will use you as a pee receptacle.
3) You fall, you break.
4) You will be filled with harsh, nasty, smelly chemicals.
5) ...

3/24/2008 5:56:30 PM

You are forever envious of the more precise micropipetter

3/24/2008 6:28:20 PM

You get stolen by fraternity members to be used as a shot glass, only to be broken at the end of the night.

3/24/2008 6:47:26 PM

Quote :

"3) You fall, you break."

See that yellow ring near the top of the graduated cylinder? That prevents it from being broken if you knock it over.

the more you know

3/24/2008 6:54:54 PM

^ haha

see, i went to a poor school... we didn't have those rubber rings

3/24/2008 7:24:00 PM

#5 you have a cockring for a necktie

3/24/2008 7:24:39 PM

^^heh well then

3) you fall, you break

3/24/2008 7:29:58 PM

5. ppl try to stick their pricks inside of me

3/24/2008 7:32:11 PM