I was driving back to work after a meeting and some lady was tailgating me something fierce. I drive on this road about 8 times per day and there are always cops hiding out, so I was doing the speed limit.

It's just a two-lane road, so the lady couldn't get around me. She starts flashing her lights and honking-I keep checking my rear view. About a mile later, she lays on the horn for 10 seconds, flips me off, and makes a right turn into a business park.

I'm familiar with the business park and know there is another entrance. I turn quickly and see the lady park her car. There's only one entrance to the building so I park my car right in front of it. She walks towards my car and and sees me -she's about 10 feet away when she recognizes who I am. I rolled down the driver's window, stared at her, put my 1993 automatic Camry in neutral and revved it to 6000 RPM's about 5 times. I can tell she's really scared now. I blew her a kiss and then revved to 6000 and kept it there. With a gentle flick of the wrist, I put it in drive and smoked the front tires like a dragster, leaving a tire mark 10 feet long. I pulled out of the lot, saw her staring in amazement/terror, and yelled "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" for about 10 seconds.

3/27/2008 1:52:12 PM

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3/27/2008 1:54:01 PM

what a jew move just kidding you're hilarious

3/27/2008 1:54:22 PM

Someone hit this guy with a holocaust joke

3/27/2008 1:55:01 PM

And why did you feel the need to say 1993 Camry? Do you think you can just insert whatever words you want into your sentences like you have a class c creative license?

3/27/2008 1:57:33 PM

ha, ur username says jew. guess my joke was subliminal, even to me.

3/27/2008 2:02:48 PM

My silver crown victoria keeps most motorists polite. The extra antennas, tinted windows, and gadgets on the dashboard probably help.

Except one time this dude in a beat up POS nissan pulled up next to me and revved his engine like he wanted to race; must have decided it wasn't a cop car since my wife was in the passenger seat. He peeled out when the light turned green while I moved forward normally, and finally figured out that I wasn't interested. What a stooge. I could have beat him but it was far more fun just to see his disappointment.

3/27/2008 3:03:42 PM

3/27/2008 4:35:50 PM

^^ remember how you try to make your shit look like a cop car and then it got broken into?


That is, like, irony or something.

3/29/2008 12:00:24 AM

that lady will never do that again!
but you must've been bored to go out of your way like that, lol

3/29/2008 12:41:50 AM

you should have pointed a gun at her too

3/29/2008 12:47:08 AM