We pulled into the drive thru at 10PM on the dot and the parking lot quickly filled with a bunch of kids that all looked under 21.

What is the best pick up line for such a situation?

3/27/2008 10:00:09 PM

get off my lawn

3/27/2008 10:00:51 PM

hey girl come over here i'll buy you a chicken biscuit

3/27/2008 10:01:07 PM

idk, but holiday inn express has the new hot bar in town

3/27/2008 10:01:21 PM

Quote :

"We pulled into the drive thru at 10PM on the dot 3/27/2008 10:00:09 PM"

holy shit you can get back to wherever you are in 9 seconds?

that's fucking awesome



[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ]

3/27/2008 10:02:32 PM

^^ hahahahaha

3/27/2008 10:03:29 PM

^^ Sulu was driving.

3/27/2008 10:04:09 PM

eww nigga he gay

3/27/2008 10:04:33 PM

So much for the little training cruise...

3/27/2008 10:04:56 PM

they're the same age, you're just getting older ...

3/27/2008 10:07:10 PM

That's what I love about these Bojangles girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

3/27/2008 10:10:51 PM

^funny as hell.


I mean, i think it's kind of lame to go to bojangles anymore. It's so fucking bad for you. I used to go there religiously in H.S (literally....instead of going to chapel, we went to Bojangles). Now, I only go there if I've been drinking or have an unexplainable craving for the honey mustard sauce. I actually can't remember the last time I ate Bojangles.




....it doesn't hurt that I don't live anywhere near one anymore.

3/27/2008 10:14:30 PM

It pisses me off to no end that the only Popeye's in town is at the airport.

If we had one near downtown I would only pick up girls at Bojangles when I wanted to go slumming.

3/27/2008 10:23:46 PM

The time is still not adjusted for DST. So the post was at eleven PM.

[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 11:34 PM. Reason : dst]

3/27/2008 11:24:44 PM

No, I posted that at 10. Read the fucking time stamp, dipshit.

3/27/2008 11:26:29 PM

Hey fucktard. read the timestamp of the one you just fucking posted. Did you post that one an hour ago? No you didn't. So go fuck yourself.

3/27/2008 11:31:53 PM

Are you retarded? It says right there, plain as day "3/27/2008 11:26:29 PM".

Goddamn you're fucking stupid.

3/27/2008 11:33:30 PM

Yeah, it does. and it is 12:34.

Did your mother not tell you how to tell time?

3/27/2008 11:34:48 PM

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

3/27/2008 11:36:56 PM

What the fuck ever. Unless your not in the est zone, then you are clearly still too fucked up to know what is going on.

3/27/2008 11:38:48 PM

I'm in EST and fucking straight edge, dog. You should vacate the thread as you're just making yourself look stupid.

3/27/2008 11:41:00 PM

3/27/2008 11:42:21 PM

I'm making myself look stupid because it is an hour later than you think it is?

You're the one looking stupid.

3/27/2008 11:43:38 PM

No, you're making yourself look stupid because he's fucking with you.

3/27/2008 11:44:09 PM

How can it be an hour later than the present?

Dumbass.

3/27/2008 11:45:32 PM

It isn't, it can't be. But it is an hour later than when I was fucking your mom. That bitch is probably growing cold about now.

3/27/2008 11:53:00 PM

Now you're just being childish.

3/27/2008 11:53:49 PM

And you weren't?

Right.

3/27/2008 11:56:07 PM

So now you turn it around on me? Real mature, Copernicus.

3/27/2008 11:56:56 PM

You guys are arguing about internet timestamps.

3/27/2008 11:58:29 PM

ERROR: ARGUMENT INVALID.

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[Edited on March 27, 2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason : forgot link tag]

3/27/2008 11:59:34 PM

I say fuck it man, I'll meet this piece of shit somewhere and beat his ass right now. Let's go bitch boy.

3/28/2008 12:00:19 AM

You can't be serious.

3/28/2008 12:01:33 AM

I'm all for that. Bring as many boys as you want.

3/28/2008 12:01:35 AM

hey mr. joshua...it's 1:00 and i'm drunk...


am i allowed to hit on you now?





i have to behave during the day for fear my fan boys might get jealous

3/28/2008 12:01:49 AM

But will you meet at wolfweb time or EST?

3/28/2008 12:02:11 AM

I don't need my fucking boys man. Me and you. Toe to toe, G.

3/28/2008 12:02:17 AM

Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out

3/28/2008 12:02:29 AM

might i suggest Ruckus as a place to meet??

3/28/2008 12:02:40 AM

i find the premise of this thread very funny.

3/28/2008 12:03:40 AM

What the fuck is all this noise?

This isn't a TWW matter.

This is straight Mr. Joshua swoakley shit right here.

3/28/2008 12:04:00 AM

Remember when God and Golovko did the same thing?

3/28/2008 12:04:00 AM

Opps. I have a real life. I'm sorta at work.

But I will tell you all to go fuck yourselves anytime that I am free.

3/28/2008 12:04:21 AM

I once saw Mr. Joshua rip a guys eyelashes out and use them to tickle him to death.

3/28/2008 12:04:59 AM

GUESS WHAT swoakley?

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

3/28/2008 12:05:12 AM

I once saw swoakley rip a man's throat from his neck...

Wait, no, that was Rambo. And it was in a movie, so it might not have even been real.

[Edited on March 28, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : user tag]

3/28/2008 12:05:54 AM

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

3/28/2008 12:06:25 AM

Now I fucked up? Ok, I'll play. How did I do that?

3/28/2008 12:08:19 AM

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

3/28/2008 12:09:37 AM

Five dead after a local message board argument over a timestamp spurred a half hour shootout.

3/28/2008 12:11:45 AM