Discuss.

3/31/2008 5:10:00 PM

get on top

hump

profit

3/31/2008 5:10:20 PM

frottage, dur

3/31/2008 5:10:32 PM

i know right

what'd you do in hs with a timid virgin

3/31/2008 5:10:41 PM

kids

3/31/2008 5:11:07 PM

any women could tell ya exactly how to simulate decent sex

3/31/2008 5:11:10 PM

Quote :

"any women"

3/31/2008 5:11:41 PM

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"what'd you do in hs with as a timid virgin"

fixed that for ya

3/31/2008 5:11:44 PM

they put the dick in the pussy

3/31/2008 5:12:06 PM

they're humping with clothes on


they just cgi that shit off on the final edit


duh !

3/31/2008 5:12:08 PM

generally it's not the dude that's trying to hold off and only allow heavy humping w/o penetration.

3/31/2008 5:12:45 PM

how the fuck do you people get into college anymore???


I weep for our future

3/31/2008 5:13:22 PM

haha dry humping. Haven't thought bout that in forevah

3/31/2008 5:13:55 PM

9 Songs

3/31/2008 5:15:28 PM

i remember one time dry humping, lordy lordy lord

3/31/2008 5:16:18 PM

Jen FTW

3/31/2008 5:18:08 PM

Grindin tha stomach

3/31/2008 5:18:11 PM

it looks so nicely done in movies. Its like the ultimate awesomeness in pleasure overload.

3/31/2008 5:18:21 PM

3/31/2008 5:19:33 PM

dry humping due to her love of jesus = the lameness of my 9th grade year

3/31/2008 5:22:05 PM

i saw a scene on weed the other day where the guy clearly had no pants and was thrusting, i was curious how they did that one


[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 5:27 PM. Reason : way to much editing]

3/31/2008 5:23:37 PM

wet humping ftw!

3/31/2008 5:23:50 PM

everything on weeds is real

especially mary louise parker's tits

3/31/2008 5:24:17 PM

i wonder if they actually ever bone down in movies, and just film it discretely so as to not show any penetration.

3/31/2008 5:25:27 PM

if anyone watches IFC, they had a great series called Indie Sex where they delved into this exact situation

apparently in Europe its quite common for the actors to just go ahead and fuck so its as real as possible

3/31/2008 5:26:48 PM

i just wonder if they ever say fuck it and start penitrating instead of pertending

3/31/2008 5:29:07 PM

haha

oh well, whatever...ability to spell has no bearing whatsoever on my desire to make the sexytime with someone.

3/31/2008 5:33:45 PM

yeah, I'd bang Jen like a retarded kid on a drumset

I don't give a damn about how she spells, hell maybe her bad spelling will keep her from being able to put my name and number in her phone

3/31/2008 5:34:49 PM

3/31/2008 5:35:17 PM

Accidental penetration?!

3/31/2008 5:36:12 PM

you are watching the WRONG porn.

3/31/2008 5:36:44 PM

ya know, just to do it

3/31/2008 5:36:48 PM

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"hell maybe her bad spelling will keep her from being able to put my name and number in her phone "

haha, i laughed at that one

3/31/2008 5:38:52 PM

ive never heard the retard on the drumset, i laughed

3/31/2008 5:41:31 PM

oh you wouldn't be laughing

3/31/2008 5:41:52 PM

^^ that one's older than the hills

and there's a great .gif of a retard on a drumset with an "I'd hit it" caption, but I can't seem to find it.

3/31/2008 5:44:51 PM

PM sent Jen!

3/31/2008 5:48:23 PM

FUNNY ANIMATED GIFS - FunnyAnimatedGifs.net


couldn't find the captioned one, and i'm too lazy to do it myself, but i found it!

3/31/2008 5:52:19 PM

hahah yeah, thats it

wish it was capped though!

and thats about what would happen, except a cooler ending

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bxLlacAtoF4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bxLlacAtoF4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 5:55 PM. Reason : !]

3/31/2008 5:54:25 PM

3/31/2008 6:16:46 PM

word, thanks!

3/31/2008 6:18:20 PM

no problem

3/31/2008 6:19:18 PM