Cyphr_Sonic All American 815 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/picnic_table_incident/
Quote : | "An Ohio man has admitted to four felony counts of public indecency after a neighbour caught him on camera having sex with a picnic table, local news outfit WTOL11 reports.
Bellevue resident Art Price Jr, 40, molested the round metal table on four occasions "between the hours of 10:30 am and noon". A video of his last furniture liaison, on 14 March, provided police with hard evidence of Price's perversion.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."" |
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The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
it begins 3/31/2008 8:06:20 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
old 3/31/2008 8:06:25 PM |
colter All American 8022 Posts user info edit post |
jesus christ you people 3/31/2008 8:06:30 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
fourth and ibtl
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Cyphr_Sonic All American 815 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ if by old you mean less than a day old
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Oh the British and their delightful diction. 3/31/2008 8:07:32 PM |
The Judge Suspended 3405 Posts user info edit post |
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i want to stick my cock into a fucking hornets nest after reading this piece of shit thread 3/31/2008 8:09:52 PM |
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