http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/623882899.html

4/1/2008 3:47:56 PM

I get angry sometimes and destroy shit.

4/1/2008 3:48:45 PM

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" 1997 Land Rover Discovery SE7 blue with a clear title 2000 obo Selling due to getting breast implants 158070 miles Condition: Engine runs fine, but there are small oil and power steering fluid leaks, small dent on passenger rear door and power windows not working. You also have to curse at it at least once before it will start. Head liner has been ripped out and needs to be replaced. Interior lights are also not working. I get angry sometimes and destroy shit. The paint is poor but no rust. Some cum on the seats from me giving BJs to strangers in the back. Maybe we can work something out for better price. Tires are good, nice completely smooth Armondo: 252-259-6170"

4/1/2008 3:48:55 PM

sounds legitimate.

4/1/2008 3:48:59 PM

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"Tires are good, nice completely smooth"

4/1/2008 3:49:22 PM

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"Some cum on the seats from me giving BJs to strangers in the back."

4/1/2008 3:49:54 PM

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"Maybe we can work something out for better price."

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"me giving BJs to strangers in the back."

4/1/2008 3:53:28 PM

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"Armondo"

4/1/2008 3:54:35 PM

ahaha so who was behind this shenanigans

4/5/2008 12:48:07 AM

that shits barely worth a nipple

4/5/2008 12:48:53 AM

speaking of implants, my friend just put the downpayment on hers

$7,200 fucking bucks 7,200?!?!

i knew they weren't cheap but fuck

4/5/2008 12:51:29 AM

Sounds like my old car minus the cum stains

4/5/2008 1:34:30 AM

i want breast implants!....

i mean to hold, not in my chest shit.

4/5/2008 2:11:58 AM

shouldnt have too much of a prob w/ that one..

4/5/2008 12:16:42 PM

4/5/2008 12:47:01 PM

glad to see this gem wasn't lost

4/5/2008 12:47:37 PM

4/5/2008 12:50:34 PM

aha

4/5/2008 2:59:53 PM

ahaha, it got better

4/5/2008 3:02:53 PM

aahahhahaha

4/5/2008 3:03:38 PM

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"speaking of implants, my friend just put the downpayment on hers"

if you have to put a down payment on implants, you probably just shouldn't get implants.

4/5/2008 3:05:45 PM

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"$7,200 fucking bucks 7,200?!?! i knew they weren't cheap but fuck"

Damn, I wonder where she went/how much she needed done because my girlfriend's were only $5k and she got hers done here in Raleigh.

^ I had to pay a $500 deposit, but that was applied to the balance and was mostly used to lock in the date. Also the full amount was due like 2 or 3 weeks prior to the surgery date.

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ,]

4/5/2008 4:16:23 PM

so you paid for your GF's boob job?


ahahahaha


you can kiss her ass goodbye.

4/5/2008 4:36:35 PM

ha ha ha ha ha you should've signed a boob pre-nup or something

4/5/2008 4:38:53 PM

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"BOOB PRE- NUP"

4/5/2008 4:39:32 PM

also the ad should mention that the picture is stock, obviously it's not the same car - it's black and the one for sale is blue

4/5/2008 4:41:11 PM

Hey bitch, where the fuck do you think you're going with my titties?

4/5/2008 4:41:58 PM

^^the crash dummy give it away?

4/5/2008 4:51:51 PM

i nominated it for best-of

4/5/2008 5:43:15 PM

HockeyRoman has breast implants. They really werent for his gf.

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : its true.]

4/5/2008 8:53:42 PM

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"ha ha ha ha ha you should've signed a boob pre-nup or something "

i said something to my dad once bout getting mine done as a graduation present and he said that he learned that lession from my mother and that was the last par of tits that was gona walk out oh his dollar

haha my dads funny

4/6/2008 12:55:08 AM

^^ Exactly! See, someone got it.

But anyways by this point she might as well be my fiancee/wife. The wedding will pretty much be a formality (but aren't they that anyways?)

Okay, I am know I am going to catch major hell for this when/if she reads it so let me clarify. Yes, the wedding is very important but the meaning of my statement was that our relationship is to the point where I was comfortable fronting the money for her surgery.

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 7:37:28 PM

4/6/2008 7:38:39 PM

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"World of Warcraft, Weather, Wakeboarding, Kiteboarding, Hockey, Romans, history, trance and rock music, Lord of the Rings, Japanese, anime."

there are 4 or 5 reasons here that she is going to dump you.


sorry bud

4/7/2008 7:34:57 PM

Which is why I am dating her and not you. She doesn't have a serious problem with any of those aside from WoW. :p I suppose I should update it to include my fondness for NPR, tennis, motorcycle riding and space observation. And I could condense Romans and History.

Oh and I just asked her to pick the 4 and she said WoW, history, trance and anime only because she had to pick 4. But the big one that could get be dumped which isn't on the list is because I didn't get her ice cream tonight.

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2008 8:23:30 PM