and his Cocksucking Encyclopedia have nothing on this guy:

http://www.newsobserver.com/105/story/1024265.html


I felt like my keyboard was covered in man-juice after reading this. God, what editor let this gem slip by?

4/4/2008 11:32:31 PM

You expect me to read that shit?

4/4/2008 11:33:16 PM

Salisbury represent! go West Rowan HS

4/4/2008 11:33:53 PM

Ok, well her is an excerpt:

Quote :

"The man is indeed playarific in his actions: smooth, charismatic, pretty. You have to give him respect even when you're seething with envy, hateration and a little bit of homoerotic curiosity. This is the same guy who lost a best actor Oscar to Daniel Day-Lewis at the Academy Awards two months ago -- and still, the victor gave Clooney a kiss on the cheek before stepping onstage to accept his trophy. When the man who beat you out of an award still feels the need to slob you down as a token of respect, that's when you know you're the center of the Hollywood universe."

4/4/2008 11:35:30 PM

I got chills

4/4/2008 11:41:58 PM

if i got chills from reading about a dude i'd probably GO SUCK A COCK!!!1

4/4/2008 11:45:41 PM

that would be a strange reaction.

4/4/2008 11:48:59 PM

Quote :

"Clooney then added, "Quick question: Is North Carolina in the NCAAs? I hadn't noticed." This incited laughter from the crowd. "Everywhere you go! I've never been hit with more Tar Heels T-shirts.""

ha, I bet Wal-Mart's sales are at an all-time high

4/5/2008 12:00:55 AM

Quote :

"When a smarmy-looking, faux-hawked TV reporter asked him if the rumors about his starting his own clothing line were true (because he, like, read about it on that trusty TMZ.com), Clooney set him straight. "I'm working on my new design now," he tells the guy. "It will include a faux-hawk." The station erupted with laughter and applause. And right there, a lesson was learned: Don't try to outclass the Cloon!"

4/5/2008 12:05:47 AM

Quote :

"Salisbury represent! go West Rowan HS"

^wut rly?? or is that doza-

4/5/2008 9:37:07 AM

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/unclecrizzle/

4/5/2008 9:46:53 AM