He has Internets, Guns, AND Guitar Hero!@

4/5/2008 5:45:16 PM

he's gonna shoot his pecker off

4/5/2008 5:46:26 PM

this muthafucker is a fucking g

4/5/2008 5:46:40 PM

damn!

4/5/2008 5:47:14 PM

wait wait

is that a pint of buttershots on the computer desk?

WHAT A VAG

4/5/2008 5:47:51 PM

one wonders how you happen to come across pictures such as these

4/5/2008 5:48:15 PM

i wonder how many WoW friends he has, and how many times he has replied to a casual encounter on craigslist.

4/5/2008 5:48:53 PM

aww look, another thread where XSAMP is hating on someone

4/5/2008 5:55:48 PM

aww thanks so much for your awesome post, colter!

4/5/2008 5:57:00 PM

what funny is that this guy has nice guns, windows vista, a 360, and the shittiest desk and chair ever.

4/5/2008 5:57:29 PM

anytime, hater

the 1911, the glock and the j frame are the only nice ones really

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 5:58 PM. Reason : lol tec 22, thats gangsta!]

4/5/2008 5:57:35 PM

Quote :

"wait wait is that a pint of buttershots on the computer desk? WHAT A VAG "

shoes, i love your attention to details.



and how the fuck do you find these things!?

4/5/2008 5:59:03 PM

it also appears that dude spanks into socks

4/5/2008 6:01:49 PM

^^ no idea.

just one of my things.

4/5/2008 6:02:59 PM

Early Man?

4/5/2008 6:03:18 PM

at what point does someone think that taking pictures like this will be a good idea?

4/5/2008 6:03:18 PM

lost a bet maybe?


crystal meth?

4/5/2008 6:06:00 PM

is it safe to have boxes of bullet just stacked up on a shelf like?

4/5/2008 6:07:59 PM

bullets just don't go off sitting still

4/5/2008 6:08:23 PM

Quote :

"bullets just don't go off sitting still"

hahahaha

4/5/2008 6:10:48 PM

I really can't think of a way to answer that question without being mean or a complete smartass


I mean, wtf, really

4/5/2008 6:12:08 PM

yeah, even i knew that

4/5/2008 6:12:31 PM

is that a wet spot at the end of the gun?

4/5/2008 6:13:54 PM

it's like he's never seen a sporting goods section at wal-mart

4/5/2008 6:16:23 PM

stop looking at his junk hollister

4/5/2008 6:19:17 PM

well, he's ready for when the redcoats invade... but he could have held off on a gun or two for a new chair. What a piece of shit chair

4/5/2008 6:53:11 PM

that and the desk look like ncsu surplus sale diamonds.


TALK ABOUT ERGONOMICALLY INCORRECT, GAH

4/5/2008 6:55:08 PM

look more closely at the room he's in - the vertically installed a/c vent, the cheap carpet, i'll be he lives in his parent's garage.

4/5/2008 7:00:16 PM

he got monies to buy guns and all that jazz, and lives at home wit da rents? i ain't going for dat one holmes.

4/5/2008 7:02:08 PM

^*5
was trying to figure out why he thought he looked sexy. epic FAIL.

4/5/2008 7:22:30 PM

i think i laugh harder each time i see these pics

4/5/2008 8:35:30 PM

what REALLY bothers me:

someone took those pictures. that means another human being was in the room while he was posing like that.

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 9:03 PM. Reason : i don't suspect a timed camera on a tripod. dunno why. ]

4/5/2008 8:58:32 PM

I really wish you people would get out of my Facebook

and somebody, somewhere, thinks that shit's hot

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ]

4/5/2008 8:59:39 PM

someone should invent a stand that you can put cameras on

and some type of way to self-time the shutter

that would be awesome

4/5/2008 9:00:50 PM

those pictures are bothersome...

4/5/2008 9:01:02 PM

Quote :

"aww look, another thread where XSAMP is hating on someone"

4/5/2008 9:02:48 PM

Quote :

"what REALLY bothers me: someone took those pictures. that means another human being was in the room while he was posing like that"

Its not just that, but that he felt the need to put them online, you know, so he could class up the internet a little

4/5/2008 9:16:06 PM

he looks like a hippy private pyle

4/5/2008 10:27:56 PM

are you saying he's a hippy b/c of he long hair

bc

well,


you know

4/5/2008 10:29:13 PM

either a hippy or a programmer

4/5/2008 10:32:53 PM

fuck you!

i'm a hippy and a programmer!

4/5/2008 10:33:16 PM

you...you...hippy programmer, you!

4/5/2008 10:49:36 PM

Quote :

"aww look, another thread where XSAMP is hating on someone"

4/5/2008 10:50:20 PM

thanks so much for reminding us of that quote and it's relevance to this thread!
keep up the good work!

4/5/2008 10:50:44 PM

4/5/2008 10:51:30 PM

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : nm, he'd not like that]

4/5/2008 10:53:35 PM

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 10:56 PM. Reason : veggie]

4/5/2008 10:56:13 PM

4/5/2008 10:59:14 PM

great contribution guys, way to get the creative juices flowing!

4/6/2008 1:02:49 AM

mmmmm creative juices

4/6/2008 1:33:12 AM