http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080406/ap_on_en_mo/obit_heston

4/6/2008 6:27:54 AM

who cares

4/6/2008 6:31:27 AM

4/6/2008 6:31:35 AM

ok, nobody say anything stupid about his cold dead hands

seriously

this was a good man

4/6/2008 6:32:26 AM

Finish the equation:

Soylent Green = ?

4/6/2008 6:49:02 AM

4/6/2008 7:16:18 AM

*yawn*

how many celebrities are still alive?

4/6/2008 7:50:33 AM

Greatest SONG ever.



Stump -
"Charlton Heston"
[ from the album "A Fierce Pancake" (1988) ]
Lyrics


The pyramids were in construction
The pharoah glowed with satisfaction
But then to his immense surprise
His empire fell before his eyes
A hundred thousand busy slaves
Downed their tools and stood and stared

The Red seawalls stood like a canyon
The pharoah pulled up in his wagon
And saw within those walls of glass
A herd of whales go racing past
A hundred thousand fishy tales
Crossed his mind about the day

Then Charlton Heston put his vest on

The broken tablets had been mended
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe

How Charlton Heston put his vest on

Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal
Shalt not commit adultery
Boils the size of fifty pee
Lights! Camel! Action!
Bushes that refuse to burn
See these sandals hardly worn
Raining blood, raining bread
The night we painted Egypt red
Thou shalt not covet, shalt not lie
Thou shalt not bonk your neighbour's wife
The recipe for egg fried lice
A hundred ways to kill a fly
Love your daddy, love your mummy
Put your bread in milk and honey
Loved his fish, he did, he did
Never beat the wife and kids
Slouch though desert, slouch through sand
Until we reach the promised land
Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal
Shalt not commit adultery
Boils the size of fifty pee
Lights! Camel! Action!

4/6/2008 7:57:05 AM

This calls for a Planet of the Apes marathon!

4/6/2008 10:04:32 AM

well

there you go

old people die

4/6/2008 10:55:13 AM

RIP

4/6/2008 10:55:37 AM

i thought this was about
http://www.myspace.com/soilentgreen

4/6/2008 11:10:18 AM

Sounds like George Clooney got his wish:

Quote :

"In receiving a special filmmaking achievement award from the National Board of Reviews, actor George Clooney joked that "Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's." Clooney still had a chance to apologize for the bad humor day. When questioned about the remark by New York Newsday, Clooney sputtered: "I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him." "

4/6/2008 11:11:42 AM

pay your respects yall, this was the best actor that we'll ever have,
and he made the best film ever made

4/6/2008 11:17:12 AM

4/6/2008 11:48:33 AM

yawn??? watch some movies cuz

4/6/2008 11:49:44 AM

"khaaaaaaaaaaan!"



yeah i know that wasn't him. he woulda been a great kirk though

4/6/2008 11:52:10 AM

Good. Fuck him and every other NRA member. May you all get Alzheimer's so you can forget how ignorant you really are.

4/6/2008 11:56:42 AM

i sometimes forget that some people are faggots

4/6/2008 12:03:36 PM

Quote :

"Good. Fuck him and every other NRA member. May you all get Alzheimer's so you can forget how ignorant you really are."

Go back in time and tell the "ignorants" who fought in the Revolutionary War that they are "ignorant" for having personal firearms.




[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 12:21 PM. Reason : OMG!!!! grammar NAZIS!!!!!!!111]

4/6/2008 12:09:08 PM

lol come on...that shit was over 200 years ago

4/6/2008 12:12:13 PM

Yeah, tell that to the Jews during Nazi rule for having to turn in their guns, then get their businesses and synoagogues burned down, then get taken away from their homes to concentration camps, and oh, by the way, the Holocaust?

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : :]

4/6/2008 1:25:39 PM

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4/6/2008 1:28:07 PM

^^are you suggesting nazis are trying to take away charlton hestons guns?

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 1:31:44 PM

The Romans took away Charlton Heston's guns. Haven't you ever seen Ben Hur?

4/6/2008 1:38:02 PM

Nope. But I do suggest you get a life and stop posting 62 posts a day.

4/6/2008 1:40:07 PM

its like 69.4 guy...

4/6/2008 1:40:39 PM

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 1:41 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 1:41:00 PM

What then? Don't hate.

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : -]

4/6/2008 1:52:45 PM

^ Caption


BRING IT ON BITCH!

4/6/2008 2:24:11 PM

^^
My e-peen is THIS big

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 2:27 PM. Reason : ^s]

4/6/2008 2:26:57 PM

idea

i has one

4/6/2008 2:29:34 PM

4/6/2008 4:24:25 PM

DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

4/6/2008 4:25:59 PM

george clooney is a fucking cock-sucker. I hope clooney gets alzheimer's and no one gives a shit about him, either. where's that famous liberal "compassion."

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/6/2008 4:37:13 PM

People forget that Heston marched in the civil rights marches in the 1950s, way before it was fashionable to do so.

This was a great man who was a great actor, but a great person as well.

Rest in peace, Heston.

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 5:00:31 PM

What choo needin? I gotz you.

4/6/2008 10:03:16 PM

Quote :

"Heston will be laid to rest in a small ceremony, in which his body will be processed and eaten by his closest friends and relatives."

4/6/2008 10:05:24 PM

ha

4/6/2008 10:32:55 PM

Quote :

"People forget that Heston marched in the civil rights marches in the 1950s, way before it was fashionable to do so."

He did it once in '61 and once in '63 if I'm not mistaken.

But he was quoted as saying he wished he had time to go to more and couldn't because of his big historical pictures and the need to shoot for months at a time over seas.

4/6/2008 10:39:13 PM

a great actor and a man who was willing to express an opinion in defiance of the Hollywood norms. RIP

4/6/2008 10:57:00 PM

This undated file photo originally supplied by American Movie Classics shows Yvonne De Carlo,
third from left, kneeling beside Charlton Heston as he played Moses and she played his wife in
"The Ten Commandments." (AP Photo/American Movie Classics, FILE)




Billy Curtis, in a gorilla costume, chats with Charlton Heston on the set of "The Planet of the Apes"
in 1967. (AP Photo)





Charlton Heston joins civil rights protesters picketing a whites-only restaurant in Oklahoma City,
Okla., on May 27, 1961. (AP Photo, FILE)





Actor Marlon Brando, right, poses with his arm around James Baldwin, author and civil rights
leader, in front of the Lincoln statue at the Lincoln Memorial, Aug. 28, 1963, during the March on
Washington demonstration ceremonies which followed the mass parade. Posing with them are
actors Charlton Heston, left, and Harry Belafonte. (AP Photo, FILE)





Charlton Heston waves to fans while walking the picket line outside Paramount Studios in
Hollywood during the Screen Actors Guild and American Federation of Television and Radio
Artists strike, August 1980. (AP Photo/Lennox McLendon, FILE)





Charlton Heston serves one of more than 4,000 Christmas meals to homeless people outside the
Los Angeles Mission in Los Angeles, Dec. 24, 1998. Helping out is Heston's 7-year-old grandson
Jack Heston and actress Heather Thomas (left). (Photo by Vince Bucci/AFP/Getty Images)





National Rifle Association president Charlton Heston holds up a rifle during his address at the
131st NRA convention at the Reno-Sparks Convention Center in Reno, Nevada, April 27, 2002.
Heston announced that he would remain president of the NRA for an unprecedented fifth term.
(Photo by Candice Towell/Getty Images)






Charlton Heston and his wife Lydia are pictured at a Paris theatre on Sept. 5, 1963, during the
gala premiere of his film "Fifty five days in Peking." (AP Photo, FILE)






Charlton Heston and his wife Lydia at Paramount Pictures' 90th anniversary celebration "90 Stars
for 90 Years" at Paramount Studios in Hollywood, Calif., July 14, 2002.

4/7/2008 12:07:35 AM

RIP

4/7/2008 12:11:36 AM

Quote :

"Good. Fuck him and every other NRA member."

Oh really? How come?

Tell you what...how about you come to the Soap Box and try to explain yourself there (there is a Heston thread already started, just waiting to be sidetracked anti-gun types getting made to look like complete dunces, just as Heston would've wanted).

4/7/2008 12:19:15 AM

Quote :

"Tell you what...how about you come to the Soap Box and try to explain yourself there"

Yeah, tons of issues are resolved in the SB.

4/7/2008 12:21:32 AM

RIP

4/7/2008 1:04:24 AM

RIP

4/7/2008 1:18:11 AM

I didn't really like him, but now i kinda miss him.

4/7/2008 1:54:32 AM

Quote :

"Good. Fuck him and every other NRA member. May you all get Alzheimer's so you can forget how ignorant you really are."

You can either take your pro/anti gun shit to soap box and deal with it there

or you can stay in chit chat and be dealt with here

[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 2:05 AM. Reason : .]

4/7/2008 2:05:01 AM

Id rather he keep his anti-gun shit in chit chat. he is more likely to be OWNED here than in soap box. Plus he's already been OWNED good so far in here. Little bitch boy hasn't been back has he???

4/7/2008 7:46:18 AM