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Jaybee1200
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One of the greatest shows of all time... list em.


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" Fred: You are so ugly that if you pressed your face in some dough... you'd have gorilla cookies."

4/7/2008 9:14:38 PM

chembob
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obligatory


I'm comin' Elizabeth!

4/7/2008 9:15:11 PM

ReceiveDeath
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"WHOOOOOOOOO!"

4/7/2008 9:15:14 PM

Jaybee1200
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Quote :
"Fred: "Hey Esther, I bought you a present"

Esther: "Why, thats just a clear plastic bag"

Fred: "No it aint, hold it up to your face, its a Halloween mask""


[Edited on April 7, 2008 at 9:19 PM. Reason : d]

4/7/2008 9:18:39 PM

BadPokerPlyr
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to the mexican...

"beans and disease to you too"

4/7/2008 9:21:33 PM

BigMan157
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i totally made my comment in that other thread before seeing this one

4/7/2008 9:22:44 PM

punchmonk
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"Lamont Sanford: A six-year-old does better business than you!
Fred Sanford: Well, pretty soon you won't have to deal with me any more, I'll be joinin' your mother, and you can get a six-year-old to replace me, and it won't be Sanford and Son anymore, it'll be Big Dummy and Little Dummy Inc! "

4/7/2008 9:22:48 PM

DiamondAce
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I've been caught humming the theme in public waaayyy too many times.

4/7/2008 9:23:55 PM

Mappy
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Quote :
"Polly-Esther - that's you. Half woman, half parrot."


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"Aunt Esther: Fred Sanford, the wrath of God will strike you down.
Fred Sanford: And this Louisville slugger will knock you out."


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"Lamont Sanford: You know what they say, the truth will set you free.
Fred Sanford: Your uncle Edgar told the truth and the judge gave him six months."


God I love that show.

4/7/2008 10:29:19 PM

seedless
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YOU BIG DUMMY

4/7/2008 10:30:06 PM

casummer
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"Quit suckin' your teeth, Grady."

4/7/2008 10:31:58 PM

Jaybee1200
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love em, keep em coming

4/7/2008 10:47:46 PM

marko
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bottled beer make me burp

8/6/2009 8:45:20 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i always like when threads get bumped that contain casummer posts from when it was actually me

8/6/2009 8:47:32 PM

Chop
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Grady: I 'on't know, Fred!

8/6/2009 8:48:39 PM

jackleg
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classic

8/6/2009 8:49:23 PM

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