See, I am seeing this girl, and I think I love her. Last week, we made love in the middle of a park meadow, and it was like our flowery souls merged into one, and everyone around us was like on-coming traffic that we were just reclessly driving and fucking around. I felt like I was on the top of a huge mountain when I busted a nut, INTO THE HEAVENS.

But there's a new girl in the picture.. as soon as I met her I knew I was in love AGAIN. Oh my god, I LOVE BOTH GIRLS

As soon as I saw the new girl, I immediately went into the bathroom and masturbated with an image of her in my mind.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

TWW, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

4/8/2008 3:57:39 PM

porn and fantasies don't count as love.

4/8/2008 3:59:51 PM

you and The Judge should get together on this one.

4/8/2008 4:00:13 PM

I feel bad for you son.

4/8/2008 4:00:42 PM

The Judge's girl problems pale in comparison to mine. I am in love with 2 wimminz.

What should I do?

I am going to tell my girlfriend that I am in love with another wimmin in the middle of the day and make her cry in the middle of the day.

4/8/2008 4:05:02 PM

as in most situations, wyclef feels your pain:

Quote :

"To all the girls I cheated on before, I tip my hat like Willie Nelson You got pressure, take a sip of this Molson Here's what happened, it wasn't my intentions To fall into seduction while playing a temptation I thought I had it figured out, but games don't last The hourglass ran out, I got sprayed with the tear gas Big men don't cry, hold my feelings inside Stress brings me ?, I gotta hold my pride When I see you with another guy, jealous thoughts of homicide Call me selfish when I say Abraham has many wives You say this is the 90's, either it's gonna be me or her I found myself in a blur Lookin' into the clouds thinkin' out loud "I'm in love with two women, who is it gonna be now?""

4/8/2008 4:06:27 PM

oh i get it

terp is all upset because he chose to click on a thread that given the user that created it, should have known was retarded

so in response, a shitty parody

4/8/2008 4:07:32 PM

WRONG

4/8/2008 4:08:36 PM

i lol'ed at flowery souls

4/8/2008 4:09:36 PM

4/8/2008 4:12:58 PM

Be a Mormon,

Then you can have 2 or 3 or 4

4/8/2008 4:16:45 PM

i am having a lot of trouble focusing today.

4/8/2008 4:19:33 PM

^ lolz

4/8/2008 4:25:06 PM

^^ Hilarious

4/8/2008 4:31:11 PM

love them both at the same time, biblically

4/8/2008 4:31:59 PM

the obvious thing to do here is to play both girls seperately until both relationships go up in a ball of flames.

you can live the dream for a while, or live half the dream (possibly) forever

4/8/2008 4:43:32 PM

threesome

4/8/2008 5:30:36 PM

Quote :

"I felt like I was on the top of a huge mountain "

Big girls. Nice.

4/8/2008 5:30:59 PM

lol, do i smell sarcasm

4/8/2008 5:35:00 PM

do i feel sarcasm?

4/8/2008 5:37:03 PM

4/8/2008 5:39:37 PM

99 problems and a bitch is one

4/8/2008 5:42:59 PM

Are you a lesbian? because you sound like a fucking woman.

4/8/2008 6:59:40 PM

i think thats the point, genius

4/8/2008 7:01:40 PM

Jackleg gets me

^^ is an idiot

4/9/2008 12:25:21 AM

awwww, thats cute

4/9/2008 12:26:18 AM

roffle, that dinosaurcomic is fantastic.

4/9/2008 12:29:08 AM

So an update...

I LOVE my beautiful girlfriend so much now. Today on the metro I closed my eyes and just thought about her pretty eyes, dainty supple breasts, and squeezable soft skin. It was weird because I bursted nut juice all over my boxers. It smelled like ammonia, and I got weird looks from people, but i don't care because I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND SO MUCH.

She must have been thinking about me too, because I felt such a strong connection this morning... it was like we were horseback riding on a beach with white sand, on a black horse... only I was the black horse, and she was the white sand... and with every powerful hoof stomp I galloped my way into her lovely delicious fruitbowl of a vajayjay.

But I love the other girl so much too. I would love to place my face square in between her scrumptious butt cheeks and let her blow a huge archangelic fart, like a gentle wind caressing a purple tulip in the enchanted garden of my soul.

4/9/2008 10:36:32 AM

you sir are a talented poet

4/9/2008 10:40:27 AM

I seriously am

4/9/2008 10:42:11 AM

4/9/2008 10:42:46 AM

i thought this thread was going to be about something entirely different

4/9/2008 10:44:05 AM

Why does this website not have a shitdump where retarded posting automatically gets tossed.

Or a helldump were shitty users get ice burned.

4/9/2008 10:44:20 AM

you don't like my story?

4/9/2008 10:47:41 AM

Quote :

"Now I'm in love with these two chicks, I don't know which one to pick, My feelings for them both are getting thick, Now am I wrong cause I don't want to lose none of them? Am I confused cause I don't want to choose one of them? It's no doubt I think about my honeys everyday, It's no question I show my honeys love in every way"

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:17 AM. Reason : dfgfdg]

4/9/2008 11:15:58 AM

Quote :

"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"

IVE MADE MY MISTAKESSSSSSSS

4/9/2008 11:16:30 AM

I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten

4/9/2008 11:19:27 AM

Quote :

"I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten"

I'm gonna creep cum inside you like a warm kitten

4/9/2008 11:23:38 AM

My loins are yearning for her sweet caress - burning desire like my testicles are on fire

4/9/2008 11:29:54 AM

4/9/2008 11:31:04 AM

[Edited on April 9, 2008 at 11:32 AM. Reason : ^ LOL]

4/9/2008 11:31:43 AM

that dino comic is hilarious.

4/9/2008 11:34:34 AM

SF - I figured you would appreciate my wordplay

4/9/2008 11:35:22 AM

omg dino comic wins this thread

4/9/2008 11:36:02 AM

^^ I do

though I am not sure if the lovely ladies you were describing would feel the same way

4/9/2008 11:38:39 AM

there was too much empty space in the last frame so i updated it:

4/9/2008 11:43:42 AM

Like desert sands in Cairo, her perfectly formed curves bask in the glory of the omnipresent skies - waiting for my to rain lovejuice all over her excuisite fair skin

4/9/2008 12:24:25 PM

so terpball, does it count if you were drunk when this happened?

4/9/2008 1:48:49 PM

I'm always drunk - so yes

4/9/2008 1:56:52 PM

4/9/2008 2:11:33 PM