Its like they are trying to destroy their figures intentionally. Even though we (meaning she) had dessert with dinner last night, my girlfriend wakes up at 3 in the morning and eats an ice cream sandwich! Then she was shocked when I was unhappy and told her she was being an idiot.

She's a size 4 right now so why she would try to balloon up is beyond me. I have noticed that a lot of girls gain weight when they are in relationships. What the hell is wrong with you people?

4/11/2008 10:44:03 AM

you need to pray again

4/11/2008 10:44:43 AM

What the hell is wrong with you people?

4/11/2008 10:45:25 AM

she's pregnant

GG

4/11/2008 10:46:27 AM

of course girls gain weight when they're in relationships - they don't have anyone to try to impress anymore

It's annoying

4/11/2008 10:47:47 AM

shes trying to put some extra junk in her trunk

4/11/2008 10:48:47 AM

You could try and get her hooked on oranges or cucumbers or something instead.

4/11/2008 10:49:29 AM

probably b/c it tastes good

4/11/2008 10:50:32 AM

you'd better go ahead and end it now, before she gets obese

4/11/2008 10:50:36 AM

uh...the same reason dudes drink so much beer...

because they like it?

beer makes you just as fat...if not fatter...than junk food...that is, if you don't watch it...

are dudes intentionally trying to get a beer belly every time they drink?

granted i'm not a ice cream, dessert, cake, cookies, general sweets eater...but still...


i don't see your point....(but that's mainly because i know you are an alias and you don't have one)

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : but yeah...they don't have to impress you once they get you]

4/11/2008 10:51:36 AM

the thing is she has tiramisu with dinner, then bombs on an ice cream sandwich. Thats almost insulting to do in front of a guy is what I'm saying.


It would be the equivalent of your man quitting his job.

4/11/2008 10:54:33 AM

The Judge is clearly the bitch of this relationship...no power, no control...lolz

4/11/2008 10:55:25 AM

^^i see

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 10:56 AM. Reason : ^dude..there is no relationship....he was fucking his ex 3 days ago and crying about that]

4/11/2008 10:55:47 AM

I know it sounds chauvinistic of me to say this - but I think it's pretty selfish and deceptive for a girl act like she's fit, or semi-fit when we start dating... then once she "has" me she all of a sudden doesn't give a fuck. That shit isn't fair.

4/11/2008 10:57:01 AM

see, now he's just making shit up so he has something to post

4/11/2008 10:57:21 AM

terpball, I agree with you one hundred percent


when we were initially seeing each other, the girl wouldnt finish half of her salad, literally two days ago she's started thinking carbs are crack

I need to nip this shit in the bud

4/11/2008 10:58:14 AM

are you guys married or something? i've never had a girlfriend who just ballooned up...until they have a ring on their finger and have said I Do, theres always a chance it wont work out in which case they might need to attract another man

4/11/2008 10:58:34 AM

i'm going to start doing more of that.

4/11/2008 10:58:37 AM

5^well i don't disagree with that....

there is no excuse to get lazy and fat...

but how is a chick having a sweet tooth a slap in the face....unless she sits around with a bucket of ice cream in her lap all day...



[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : ^^^dude...she's on the rag]

4/11/2008 10:59:10 AM

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"i've never had a girlfriend who just ballooned up"

That would require you to have a girlfriend in the first place.

4/11/2008 10:59:55 AM

LOL

but he does have a girl

He's in love with Mary Jane

4/11/2008 11:00:57 AM

yeah terpball, maybe i should go pick up some chicks who dont shave at your anti-war rallies in DC...hairy legs and all that

4/11/2008 11:01:29 AM

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"but how is a chick having a sweet tooth a slap in the face....unless she sits around with a bucket of ice cream in her lap all day... "

As far as I'm concerned, the girl can eat whatever the hell she wants - as long as she takes care of herself, and doesn't think she can add a bunch of weight without me noticing, caring, or even saying a little something about it. We ALL need to take care of ourselves.



(let me make it clear we aren't talking about anyone I'm daying RIGHT NOW)

^ I haven't ventured down that road, but I'm sure it would be a fun ride - go ahead and give it a try

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]

4/11/2008 11:02:03 AM

I've never had a girl put on weight during a relationship. Actually...they usually lose weight or get in better shape as a result of being in the relationship...which is hard to do considering how much I like to eat out.

I think I put pressure on them by being so active that it makes them feel lazy and fat.

So the key is to stay active and fit so that they feel like they have to keep up. And if they don't, then dump them for someone who is in better shape.

4/11/2008 11:02:09 AM

i guess me and jbrick dont get used and abused by our women like the judge and terpball do

4/11/2008 11:02:41 AM

i will give a shit about this when pretty girls stop dating fat dudes

4/11/2008 11:03:21 AM

Look, I'm not saying that I've ever had a girl BALOON on me like fat. I only like the waif look. But if she gained that 5-10 pounds danger zone, I'd have to really give her a reality check.


I just thought it was gross and insulting for her to be eating an ice cream sandwich in the middle of the night.

4/11/2008 11:04:31 AM

mmm ice cfream sammiches

yum. i'd have gotten up and eaten one myself

4/11/2008 11:05:44 AM

SHE'S ON THE RAG!

4/11/2008 11:05:48 AM

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"I just thought it was gross and insulting for her to be eating an ice cream sandwich in the middle of the night."

She's disrespecting you.

First, she eats junk food in front of you, testing your limits.

Next thing you know she's chugging cock in front of you.....testing your limits.

4/11/2008 11:05:59 AM

if she's up eating in the middle of the night, it looks like somebody didnt do a good enough job of tiring her out before bed

^hahaha

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : .]

4/11/2008 11:06:53 AM

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"First, she eats junk food in front of you, testing your limits. Next thing you know she's chugging cock in front of you.....testing your limits."

this is exactly how i decide if i should keep my men...

i suck a dudes dick in line at stone cold....

if my man doesn't get mad then he's a keeper

4/11/2008 11:07:59 AM

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"I think I put pressure on them by being so active that it makes them feel lazy and fat. "

That's exactly what I did, and still do - if they didn't keep up they got left behind.

And yeah, I'm not talking a TON of weight here, I wouldn't let it get that far. If anything, I'd just make the sex that much more active and have her work out for a while on an almost nightly basis.

If that doesn't work, something always just happens to go wrong and we end up breaking up.

4/11/2008 11:10:05 AM

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4/11/2008 11:11:31 AM

I've lost 10 pounds since my current relationship started.

Where's the story about the really tan girl who, when confronted with the idea that she might look like a leather handbag in 20 years, said "It won't matter, I'll be married by then."?

This is the same concept...they don't care as long as they've got you hooked.

4/11/2008 11:14:00 AM

Can't trust bitches! You're the cake and they're conniving enough to have you and eat you too--logical considerations of that situation aside, of course.

4/11/2008 11:16:51 AM

true.dat

[Edited on April 11, 2008 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ^ay girl, lemme hold a cupcake]

4/11/2008 11:20:10 AM

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"Then she was shocked when I was unhappy and told her she was being an idiot. "

Shoulda told her to have a lower-calorie midnight snack instead

I hear semen is low-calorie AND low-fat.

4/11/2008 11:20:39 AM

well I'm certainly going to let her know this behavior is unacceptable, I mean its ridiculous.


I was just hoping to glean some insight form some girls on why they make such stupid decisions.

4/11/2008 11:21:07 AM

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"I was just hoping to glean some insight form some girls on why they make such stupid decisions."

There's very little logic in most female brains.

It's hard being logical when you're subject to crazy fluctuating girl hormones though.

4/11/2008 11:22:38 AM

just kill her

4/11/2008 11:25:43 AM

while we're only the subject of people changing in relationships...answer this for me boys...

your attraction to certain girls (not all...so you don't think i'm generalizing) is their out going, fun, semi-wild and crazy, guy's girl, just general good time girl-type nature...

then you start to date these girls...and ultimately that's what you end up hating most about them...

considering they aren't whores...why would you want to change the things that initially drew you to the girl...

p.s....I know girls are notorious for this and that's just because their nuts and stupid...but why would a guy do that...

4/11/2008 11:26:19 AM

thats a stupid argument


its the same reason you take the stickers off the car you buy

4/11/2008 11:27:16 AM

Yeah, you have to kill her says Slick Rick and Morcheeba

4/11/2008 11:27:49 AM

terpball is up in my mind reading it

4/11/2008 11:31:16 AM

well its not like she's fat, there's no reason for her to die

4/11/2008 11:32:10 AM

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"then you start to date these girls...and ultimately that's what you end up hating most about them..."

No...that's what they might tell you. But they probably end up hating you (I'm sorry, "them") for some other reason that they don't want to tell you. Either you got fat or you're not as hot as the new girl they are fucking.

4/11/2008 11:32:36 AM

she's testing your love, b

4/11/2008 11:34:30 AM

she better not be testing shit, fat girls are gross and she knows how I stand on that

4/11/2008 11:35:18 AM

Getting fat(ter) is a horrible way to test love. Find a different way.

4/11/2008 11:35:36 AM