seriously. i'm thinking about getting married. the next chick i put the pipe to is going to be marriage potential. no more random VAG or casual sex from a chick you don't truely enjoy. those days are over. the 1st place the comes to mind is the church, but i don't know alot of sexy/marriageble religious women. and then the process wouldn't be as simple.

any ideas on finding a trophy wife?

4/14/2008 12:53:43 AM

what about the tollbooths

4/14/2008 12:54:12 AM

ha u guys still post this shit?

4/14/2008 12:54:14 AM

Well you certainly have the money for a trophy wife, and I applaud you on making a commitment to find something more meaningful. I have actually met a couple really good girls through church, but that was a while ago. I heard there are groups in big cities (like Miami) where good looking and successful women organize socials to meet alpha males.

4/14/2008 12:56:48 AM

wat does keeping your dick clean have to do with finding a trophy wife...


and is marriageble a word?

4/14/2008 12:57:05 AM

i find it funny that you wilil wrap it after you decide to quit putting it in randoms, and now require rubber for the girls of quality.

4/14/2008 1:00:08 AM

just cause she goes to church doesnt mean she's not a whore.


learn from me, G.

4/14/2008 1:01:31 AM

He never said anything about wrapping it up. I think the "clean dick" is simply implying a small quantity of vags/year.

4/14/2008 1:02:21 AM

^^srsly, ask LivinProof78

4/14/2008 1:02:32 AM

Quote :

"just cause she goes to church doesnt mean she's not a whore."

i went to catholic school... very true

4/14/2008 1:05:23 AM

I went to Ravenscroft, where did you go?

4/14/2008 1:06:29 AM

didn't go to school in NC

4/14/2008 1:08:22 AM

clean on the outside or inside?

4/14/2008 1:25:01 AM

what if she cleans it for you?

4/14/2008 1:25:50 AM

hey...you could always try e-harmony or chemistry.com

4/14/2008 1:36:07 AM

I thought this thread was about penile hygiene.

4/14/2008 1:50:11 AM

Marry a rope and hang yourself around it.

4/14/2008 1:50:17 AM

I thought this thread was about penile hygiene.

And with that thought in my head after reading the thread title, I knew it would br by Amsterdam before I looked at the thread creator.

4/14/2008 9:14:49 AM

i want to sleep with whoever, whenever, but when i'm ready for marriage the girl i choose has to not be the same way

4/14/2008 9:50:49 AM

hit up the local elementary school to scout for future prospects

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 10:47 AM. Reason : i do]

4/14/2008 10:46:33 AM

good advice ray......thats what usually works

4/14/2008 11:13:49 AM

Quote :

"Ravenscroft"

this explains a lot

(also, thank fucking god, not a catholic school)

4/14/2008 11:34:04 AM

Quote :

"^^srsly, ask LivinProof78"

whoa, whoa, whoa now....how did i get brought into this....

i didn't say anything about being a whore...

what i said was....

Quote :

"^^^just because i go to church does not mean i'm a "church" chick... i'm a normal person that believes in God and enjoys going to church...while at the same time enjoys drinking beer and occasionally going to the strip club... if you expect something different just because somebody goes to church then you truly do have a shitty road ahead..."

oh...and FYI...drinking beer does not make you a whore

4/14/2008 11:38:43 AM

it does to me sometimes

4/14/2008 11:54:02 AM

nm

i didn't see the "to me" part...

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 11:55 AM. Reason : well you just suck then]

4/14/2008 11:55:17 AM

Quote :

"I heard there are groups in big cities (like Miami) where good looking and successful women organize socials to meet alpha males."

where is this place you speak of. name, have you?

4/14/2008 12:26:33 PM

Quote :

"i went to catholic school... very true "

So are you saying you're a whore? Or that you knew a bunch of girls that were?

4/14/2008 12:40:50 PM

http://meditation.meetup.com/342/ Try that Amsterdam, its an alternative health group and those usually attract a fair share of good looking girls. On top of that they're the "earth mother" type that want to take care of you, and are devoted. I think you're looking for something along those lines right?


And anyone who went to any Cardinal Gibbons parties knows that catholic school girls are very cliche by being sluts. I didn't know any girls at Ravenscroft who were into heavy drugs senior year, but the girls of gibbons would go through more coke and cock on a friday night than the staff of pure gold.

4/14/2008 1:45:42 PM

keeping your dick clean is about monogamy. i can't wait to find a girl i'd like to be totally committed too. you know, they just don't make women like they used to.

4/14/2008 1:46:11 PM

Finding a "good girl" w/o going to church ideas

1. Run/Walk for some disease/dysfunction
2. Grocery store on a Tuesday or Thursday early evening
3. Video store- Sunday late morning
4. Guest Speaker-type lecture
5. Sporting event

probably more.

4/14/2008 1:56:49 PM

its a tough thing to do

4/14/2008 9:29:32 PM

Arb13

4/14/2008 9:30:40 PM

Quote :

"I went to Ravenscroft"

What year did you graduate?

4/14/2008 9:35:06 PM

PM sent

4/14/2008 9:38:03 PM

PM replied

4/14/2008 9:39:42 PM

lol ravenscroft.
my sister went there.

4/14/2008 9:49:33 PM

what year?

4/14/2008 9:49:46 PM

maybe 2-3 years ago. i think 2.

4/14/2008 9:51:05 PM

isn't ravenscroft one of those ritsy private schools around here?

4/14/2008 9:52:54 PM

yes, and we're better than cardinal gibbons

4/14/2008 9:53:45 PM

round here meaning around state?

its like 15 minutes from state. more into north raleigh.

NR WHAT WHAT

my hood.

4/14/2008 9:54:00 PM

4/14/2008 9:54:49 PM

Mr. Judge.

when did you grad. the croft?

4/14/2008 9:55:04 PM

around here meaning raleigh in general...on falls on neuse maybe...i dont think its too far from the gym i work at

4/14/2008 9:55:30 PM

its on falls

PM sent baonest

4/14/2008 9:55:58 PM

tr00.

which gym is that? peak?

4/14/2008 9:56:04 PM

no not that kinda gym

north raleigh gymnastics

4/14/2008 9:56:56 PM

oh

I go to 02 Fitness

close

4/14/2008 9:57:38 PM

^^is that the place across from carmike 15?
^i had a friend going to 02. he said it was nice. but it didnt stay open late enough for me.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2008 9:58:11 PM

i have no clue where that is...im only up that way to go to work...

4/14/2008 9:58:19 PM