Since global warming didn't work out...


Late spring damages crops in Iowa.
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/17646694.html

And it's cold as balls here. I can't recall the last time I remember it being so cold for so long.





Further proof that agendas will take many forms... when one doesn't work out (global warming) it morphs into another (climate change... they cover all bases there).

4/14/2008 11:47:37 AM

omg

4/14/2008 11:48:21 AM

inorite?

4/14/2008 11:48:46 AM

^^^you are a retard

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 11:49 AM. Reason : g]

4/14/2008 11:49:06 AM

HELL YEAH...

welcome to 1974

4/14/2008 11:50:16 AM

^^ If you mean retarded as in I refuse to believe in a conjured lie so some people can sell green credits... then yes.

4/14/2008 12:08:12 PM

hasn't been a really cold winter, but it's been a long one

4/14/2008 12:22:21 PM

haha...dude...we had the coldest temperatures in 5 years...

14 degrees is pretty cold

4/14/2008 12:23:49 PM

^^ thats true.

Im gonna wait and see about global warming crap. if it happens sooner because of us, Ill rest assured my fayetteville and raleigh homes may soon have beach front views.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ^]

4/14/2008 12:24:16 PM

I'm tempted to go outside and release an entire can of some aerosol agent... maybe some lysol... maybe that will precipitate the warming...

4/14/2008 12:41:22 PM

If you are dumb enough to think that releasing a tremendous volume of shit into any environment, including one the size of the earth, is not going to affect that environment...YOU ARE A RETARD. Obviously your lysol can is not going to do that much, so you might as well just sodomize yourself with it.

4/14/2008 12:45:16 PM

Did they not explain how trends work in your internet school, Oeuvre?

4/14/2008 12:46:13 PM

oh god dammit, who let the soap box out the cage again

4/14/2008 12:52:39 PM

did they not explain to you how amway or quixstar or any other scam works in your classes?

4/14/2008 12:54:01 PM

4/14/2008 12:55:08 PM

ManBearPig!!!

4/14/2008 1:00:18 PM

4/14/2008 1:06:59 PM

^ That's why it's climate change now

4/14/2008 1:09:09 PM

Well you see sir

Hooksaw style day by day polling of temperature is not a trend make.

In fact, you'll be straddled with two ugly kids and a fat wife long before the realization of being hilariously wrong 90% of the time sets in through actual, physical proof.

However, continue to argue by all means.

Its cute and a refreshing.














I lied about the refreshing part.

4/14/2008 1:10:14 PM

Quote :

"oh god dammit, who let the soap box out the cage again "

4/14/2008 1:13:39 PM

They said the same things in the 70s...

Oh you'll be hilariously wrong when you figure out that ice surrounds you.


^ Your statements are pretty effective when you have to quote yourself.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 1:13:51 PM

Quote :

"GLOBAL CLIMATE DESTABILIZATION"

4/14/2008 1:24:32 PM

http://data.giss.nasa.gov/gistemp/graphs/


Trending up neeee cuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

4/14/2008 1:26:44 PM

Quote :

"I can't recall the last time I remember it being so cold for so long."

Oh, I don't know, all my life? North Carolina has always had a tentative relationship with Spring and Fall.


That being said, it is just as statistically wrong to say, "OMG LATE SPRING IN IOWA, WTF GLOBAL COOLING!!!!!!!!!1"

as it is to say, "OMG DROUGHT IN NORTH CAROLINA, WTF GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!1"

4/14/2008 1:27:41 PM

^^ Doesn't mean it's trending up to OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO BAKE

4/14/2008 1:29:05 PM

when are all these people going to give up and realize mother nature is going to do whatever the hell she wants to do and there is nothing we can do/ are doing to change that....

4/14/2008 1:30:09 PM

^ BUY GREEN CREDITS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO AL GORE'S GREEN CREDITS, INC FOR $1599.99! YOU TOO CAN BE A HERO AND SAVE THE PLANET!!!

4/14/2008 1:31:21 PM

Nobody said anything about baking, neeee cuhhhh.

Global Warming definition: Most basic-

increase in the average temperature of the earth's surface.

4/14/2008 1:31:36 PM

why that's just nonsense!

4/14/2008 1:32:17 PM

Quote :

"oh god dammit, who let the soap box out the cage again"

4/14/2008 1:33:45 PM

Quote :

"when are all these people going to give up and realize mother nature is going to do whatever the hell she wants to do and there is nothing we can do/ are doing to change that...."

Amen Casey!

4/14/2008 1:39:38 PM

4/14/2008 1:40:14 PM

yeah right, next thing you'll be telling me is iraq gets its first snow in 100 years

al gore is the smartest man alive

4/14/2008 1:43:43 PM

That's why I purchase my green credits from his company.

4/14/2008 1:46:28 PM

dude the fucking global average temp has been rising for like 100 years or something...i dont know what happened before that but come on...100 years is a really long time right? it only took the grand canyon like 50 years to form right?

4/14/2008 1:47:28 PM

If we cease to exist tomorrow... the earth will likely not take notice. We're but a blip on it's radar and to think that we have the power to effect the earth on a long term basis is nothing short of arrogant.


QUICK GORE IS SELLING GREEN CREDITS ON SALE! THIS OFFER IS NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES AND IS SOLD WITH A SET OF BILLY MAYS' SHAM-WOW!

AND IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS, HE'LL DOUBLE, THAT'S RIGHT, DOUBLE YOUR CREDITS!

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 1:49:19 PM

If anyone's asking, they can buy their green credits from me.

4/14/2008 1:50:20 PM

Quote :

"If we cease to exist tomorrow... the earth will likely not take notice. We're but a blip on it's radar and to think that we have the power to effect the earth on a long term basis is nothing short of arrogant"

is pretty much what it all boils down to

there is nothing wrong with trying to keep this place clean and inhabitable, but to think we have such influence is extremely arrogant

and as for green credits, what a fucking scam

god dammit, I got bit by the soap box vampire

4/14/2008 1:53:41 PM

I don't know how much this has to do with this thread but offices "going green" are so fucking annoying. The last thing I'm thinking about when I'm trying to rip through a ton of work on my desk is saving energy and paper. The dumb admin team always gets on me for not being proactive enough, but screw that... I'm like 20 times busier than they are all day, everyday.

4/14/2008 1:56:32 PM

^^exactly...

Jim Lovell from the Apollo 13 mission said he held his thumb up as they were rounding the moon and completely covered the Earth...

he said it was at that very second he realized how insignificant people and their lives really are in the big scheme of things...

get over yourselves tree huggers

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : safsd]

4/14/2008 1:56:49 PM

^^^ But you're right. There's absolutely no reason not to conserve what we have... but to demand that we keep people who are not Americans from industrializing because of your arrogance is reprehensible.



GREEN CREDITS! GREEN CREDITS! GET YOUR GREEN CREDITS!

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 1:56:55 PM

yeah, us americans are an arrogant bunch of bastards!


I DON'T WANT ALTERED FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE POOR PEOPLE IN CERTAIN REGIONS THAT CAN ACTUALLY EAT A MEAL BECAUSE OUR RESEARCH AND SCIENCE HAS CREATED VIABLE CROPS FOR THEIR REGION

fuck you you arrogant asshole hippies

4/14/2008 2:14:05 PM

OR OUTLAW DDT OH NOES OUR ENVIRONMENT... meanwhile, millions die of malaria.

4/14/2008 2:16:03 PM

<3 Penn and Teller bullshit


and this thread reminds me of it

4/14/2008 2:17:21 PM

^ Yeah I remember that episode... about that guy who created that genetically altered wheat that would grow in arid regions... and thus has fed millions if not billions of people.

But the "heroes" to us are the ones who outlaw ddt and let millions suffer of malaria while they profit



OFFSET YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS! I HAVE GREEN CREDITS FOR SALE!

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 2:19 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 2:18:34 PM

yeah no shit

kinda sad what these spolied brat little fucksticks bitch about

4/14/2008 2:20:18 PM

Are you seriously arguing that DDT wasn't bad?

4/14/2008 2:43:52 PM

can somebody please order up somemore global warming from al gore. shit is cold outside.

4/14/2008 2:50:08 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/beer_production_threatened_by

4/14/2008 2:50:20 PM

set em up

4/14/2008 2:50:40 PM