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LivinProof78
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so I'm typing up an article on a bull test station in south carolina when i get to this sentence....

The Lot 29 bull broke his penis on March 14 and was shipped on March 19.


poor fella....

i had to stop and read that a few times before I could type it...hahaha...

4/14/2008 11:57:32 AM

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pics or it didn't happen

4/14/2008 11:59:40 AM

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4/14/2008 11:59:42 AM

Wraith
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Hahaha that makes me think of that commercial with that little kid talking about that movie he watched:

"And he kicked him in the penis. And he was injured. Baaaaaaaad"

4/14/2008 12:00:32 PM

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4/14/2008 12:00:35 PM

pttyndal
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4/14/2008 12:01:43 PM

LivinProof78
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^^^hahahhaa...i love that commercial...

Quote :
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?"


[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:02 PM. Reason : i don't have any pictures]

4/14/2008 12:01:52 PM

simonn
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how do you break a penis?

4/14/2008 12:03:12 PM

LivinProof78
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i was wondering the same thing...

i think i'm going to call this guy and ask him

4/14/2008 12:04:08 PM

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Quote :
"Hematoma of the penis: This condition is often referred to as a broken penis, but it is actually a tear in the fibrous, elastic layers that surround the penis. The bull will have a swelling immediately in front of the scrotum. This swelling is due to blood forming a clot around the penis. The injury occurs during mating and is considered very serious."



and there you have it

4/14/2008 12:06:05 PM

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Quote :
"and was shipped on March 19"


to the slaughter house

4/14/2008 12:08:11 PM

pttyndal
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lol

Quote :
"A husband pleasured his wife so passionately he broke his penis. Robert McClenahan, 38, was left writhing in agony after his mishap.

'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,' said his 32-year-old wife, Emma.

'We turned on the light and it was bent.'

The couple, from Colchester, Essex, went to hospital and Mr McClenahan ended up having surgery two days later.

'He laughs about it now, but he didn't at the time,' said his wife."

4/14/2008 12:08:25 PM

LivinProof78
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Quote :
"to the slaughter house"


no...back to the farm...

there isn't a legit slaughter house anywhere that would take an animal like that

4/14/2008 12:09:36 PM

pttyndal
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I don't see why. When I'm eating a steak, I'm not wondering if it had a broke dick or not.

4/14/2008 12:13:02 PM

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why wouldnt a slaughter house take an animal with a penile hematoma?

that is not a systemic condition, and any affected tissue could effectively be trimmed

the only reason an animal wouldnt be taken by a slaughterhouse would be residue avoidance issues

common treatment for this is anti inflammatories and antibiotics, so as long as withdrawal times are followed there is no problem in taking that animal

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : afds]

4/14/2008 12:13:57 PM

LivinProof78
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^^hahhaha...true...

and if you're eating steak chances are you're eating something that didn't have a working penis anyway...but that's not because it was broken


i apologize...that's just the cowboy in me getting defensive....hahaha


^there is a chance of infection and so forth...there are many reasons...

animals with any temperature aren't supposed to be accepted either and they can get a fever just from travel...

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : asdfasd]

4/14/2008 12:14:58 PM

pttyndal
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yeah, but ya still got the point.

4/14/2008 12:16:14 PM

LivinProof78
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^^^you're right...i was responding to the post stating he wouldn't be shipped straight to the slaughter house

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:19 PM. Reason : asfdsa]

4/14/2008 12:19:22 PM

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poor guy, he only had one more week until he could retire too

4/14/2008 1:11:16 PM

LivinProof78
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^



i just got a picture of a Brahman bull that looks like he has snow flakes on his butt...

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : i've never seen that before either]

4/14/2008 1:25:39 PM

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