and it makes me really fucking sad.
May i present to you:
Struts Runway Magic Ponies!!!!!!
wonderful new toys for girls which delightfully combine bestiality with high fashion

Quote :

"She's the hot-to-trot daughter of a rich Daddy Pony™ who owns a chain of hotels. She enjoys shopping, car crashes, accidental vag-flashes and shopping! "

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 12:38 PM. Reason : might as well include the rest of them]

4/14/2008 12:35:11 PM

hahaha

I remember some toy they came out with about a year ago. It was a toy dog that pooped out a little brown pellet. Then they child had to clean it up (put it back into the dog's mouth so that it could poop it out again)

4/14/2008 12:36:49 PM

i preordered one of these

4/14/2008 12:37:57 PM

the horses have rickets that have deformed their feet and HOW ARE THEY CARRYING A HANDBAG AND WHAT WOULD A HORSE PUT IN ONE

4/14/2008 12:39:13 PM

that definitely is no My Little Pony

4/14/2008 12:40:23 PM

I knooowwww

4/14/2008 12:41:47 PM

Those are scary as shit.

4/14/2008 12:48:44 PM

Quote :

"W T F"

4/14/2008 12:50:20 PM

expect little girls to ask for their next birthday

4/14/2008 12:52:19 PM

lol I just bought some of these (or something just like them) for my cousin.

Their legs break really easily (just like in real life) and within minutes two had snapped off and she was crying.

4/14/2008 12:53:13 PM

lololol
I dunno, maybe they will make girls feel better about having big feet. That's really the only positive thing i can think to say about it.


Whorses.

4/14/2008 1:00:06 PM

Looks like Bratz Horsez.

4/14/2008 1:10:17 PM

i guess it's the new thing to take old girl toys and slut them up and take old boy toys and EXXXXTREME them up

4/14/2008 1:12:01 PM

I'm not sure, but i actually don't think they are the spawn of bratz. . . bratz unfortunately has their own brand of slutty whorsies named "bratz babyz ponyz" (no really)

4/14/2008 1:16:15 PM

^ Those look more like cats.

Man, I need to get into the kids' toy bidness, I could think of these things too fast.

4/14/2008 1:18:52 PM

sweet jesus those are creepy...

my nieces will never own any of those!!!

4/14/2008 1:20:02 PM

yeah my kids are going to have leggos AND GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE WOODS.

I mean really, I would go outside all day and play and they would have to call me in for lunch and dinner. These little girls will never be outside catching frogs or lightning bugs or building forts and treehouses, getting into seedticks and yellowjacket nests. But then I'd set stuff on fire alot, so maybe not

4/14/2008 1:23:52 PM

here, play with this box

4/14/2008 1:25:31 PM

damn straight
i had a refrigerator box that i made into a house, made closeable cut out doors and windows, colored it. I was daddy's little panhandler camping out in the living room watching cartoons in my box.
My brother had one he would scoot around in that was colored like a race car

4/14/2008 1:27:53 PM

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gg

Quote :

"my kids are going to have leggos AND GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE WOODS.....catching frogs or lightning bugs or building forts and treehouses, getting into seedticks and yellowjacket nests"

wins

4/14/2008 3:43:42 PM

just another example of america breeding whores from like age 6 and up now

4/14/2008 3:47:30 PM

Quote :

"damn straight i had a refrigerator box that i made into a house, made closeable cut out doors and windows, colored it. I was daddy's little panhandler camping out in the living room watching cartoons in my box. My brother had one he would scoot around in that was colored like a race car"

refrigerator box.... nice ditto

4/14/2008 3:49:24 PM

Hell, I begged my parents to hurry so I could play with the refrigerator box.

4/14/2008 5:51:18 PM

my kids will play outside in the dirt with their choking hazard action figures.

then they can come in an play video games with their daddy.

4/14/2008 5:54:14 PM

every little girl is a whore if she won't grow up to do DNL

4/14/2008 6:03:06 PM

toys aren't any fun if there isn't a possibility of choking and other bodily harm either to yourself or others

4/14/2008 7:00:22 PM

i laughed out loud

4/14/2008 7:04:36 PM

the most shocking thing is how emaciated they look compared to the old school My Little Ponies

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2008 7:55:03 PM

ummm...How do these toys show bestiality? Are they like transformers and you can fuck them

4/14/2008 8:04:19 PM

ahah god i hope not
i was mostly poking fun at furries who i'm sure would go nuts over this shit.

4/14/2008 8:09:36 PM

I know a girl who looks a little like that first horse if you chopped it's body and rear legs off.

4/14/2008 8:11:13 PM

Jesus Christ those are terrible.

4/14/2008 8:15:09 PM

[epic fail]

4/14/2008 8:17:59 PM

the asian horse is the hottest yo

4/14/2008 8:23:37 PM

Quote :

"I know a girl who looks a little like that first horse if you chopped it's body and rear legs off. "

paris hilton?

4/14/2008 8:24:56 PM

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"ahah god i hope not i was mostly poking fun at furries who i'm sure would go nuts over this shit."

whats wrong with furries?

4/14/2008 8:27:12 PM

some of them scare me

4/14/2008 8:28:40 PM

Quote :

"BETTER AND BETTER "

4/14/2008 8:43:00 PM

pony girls in training!

4/14/2008 9:01:34 PM

4/14/2008 9:39:33 PM