I've never thought Mariah Carey was hot.

4/14/2008 5:10:27 PM

i guess you that Mario Carey was


faggot

4/14/2008 5:10:52 PM

I'm going to punch you in the stomach

4/14/2008 5:11:00 PM

i guess you that

4/14/2008 5:11:10 PM

you blind, boy.

mariah carey
beyonce

FTW

(and it is a + that both of them have their tits hangin out of their lil dresses)

4/14/2008 5:11:39 PM

It may not be the "cool" thing to say in 2008


but I would still do some dirty dirty things to that woman.

4/14/2008 5:11:48 PM

When ZomBCraw does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

4/14/2008 5:11:54 PM

I mean, she's hotter now than she's ever been I'd say

and she has nice features and all

i'm just not a fan. i can't explain it.

4/14/2008 5:12:23 PM

i agree with Scrumps

4/14/2008 5:12:25 PM

When i fuck your mom she fucks me back

4/14/2008 5:12:32 PM

cock pushups?

4/14/2008 5:12:47 PM

Her new song makes me

4/14/2008 5:12:51 PM

i dont know how somebody could not find her hot, at least in the one video where she's on her knees with her legs spread and she's bouncing around...i mean good lord that shit was dope back in like 95

4/14/2008 5:13:33 PM

When ZomBCraw does a pushup, there's usually a naked dude underneath him with a dick in his ass

4/14/2008 5:14:11 PM

when emce tries to diss, its usually not funny at all

and yea i hate that touch my body song it sounds like a ringtone

4/14/2008 5:15:33 PM

ZomBCraw can slam a revolving door.

4/14/2008 5:16:43 PM

It might be how she carries herself.

4/14/2008 5:16:58 PM

i think she has a history of meltdowns and shit

and is reportedly an industry whore

she still used to make some good music

4/14/2008 5:17:35 PM

http://www.celebridiot.com/2008/03/17/mariah-carey-upskirt-saturday-night-live/

4/14/2008 5:21:57 PM

pathetic excuse for an upskirt

4/14/2008 5:22:38 PM

I went out with a girl over the weekend and when we got in her car she put on "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey and I immediately thought "Tonight will go well."

4/14/2008 5:24:07 PM

^^Yeah it could have been better.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 5:26 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 5:24:30 PM

Well, did it go well?

4/14/2008 5:24:50 PM

4/14/2008 5:27:09 PM

Send her over this way then.

4/14/2008 5:28:58 PM

i've never thought she was hot either

4/14/2008 5:29:44 PM

Tschuss!

4/14/2008 5:30:49 PM

Here is some Boys II Men for you all to enjoy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=od3ZRqYegPk&feature=related

4/14/2008 5:31:44 PM

Quote :

"And I got "Alyssa Milano" hitting high notes like sopranos When we all up in my bedroom making some 'mulattos' I really don't think there a girl that I missed I used to like "Mariah", till I learned she was mixed "

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : r]

4/14/2008 5:32:10 PM

She would still get it.

But not in the butt. She strikes me as a girl with some raunchy shits.

4/15/2008 11:19:48 PM

she's been on my list since i was like 12

4/15/2008 11:40:10 PM

she was on american idol tonight and lookes surprisingly sane

4/15/2008 11:42:18 PM

you guys will respond to this shit thread but you won't give me any lotto pics for tommorow night in my other thread.

oh well...

4/15/2008 11:42:20 PM

Why, oh why must you swoop through the hood
like everybody from the hood is up to no good.
You think all the girls around here are trickin
up there lookin like Superchicken
At night I see your light through my bedroom window
But I ain't got shit but the pad and pencil
I can't wait till I hear you say
"I'm going down, mayday, mayday." I'm gonna clown
Cause everytime that the pigs have got me
y'all rub it in with the flying Nazi
military force, but we don't want ya
Standin' on my roof with the rocket launcher
"So fly like an eagle."
But don't follow us wherever we go
The shit that I'm saying, make sure it's heard
Motherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto bird

["Run, run, run, from the ghetto bird" (2x)]

Verse Two:

Now..
My homey's hit a lick on a trick for a Rolex
And let me drive the four next
Now the four I was driving was hotter than july
looked up and didn't see a ribbon in the sky
Saw a chopper with numbers on the bottom
"Calling all cars, I think we've got em."
I hit the gas and I mashed past Inglewood
I think I drove through every single hood
South Central, Compton and Watts
Long Beach, bust a U, here come the cops
Wish I had a genie with about three wishes
Metal flake green on D's I look suspicious
You know that I'm running
Shit, I hear it humming
Fuck, I see it coming
Is it a bird? Yup
Is it a plane? No
I hit me a right on El Segundo
Wanted to holla, had to ditch the Impala
Look to see if they would folla
Me, hit a fence, hit a fence, and another
met me a baby pitbull and his mother
Ran up in some peoples house and looked out of the window
I wish it was my kenfolk
had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third
cuz I'm getting chased by the ghetto bird

"Just put his hat, ehrrr, he combed his hair and then put his hat back
on. Errr, he's acting nonchalant up there in that cockpit, going 115
miles an hour, with the police chasing him. Ehm, they're not gonna be
real happy when they catch up with him, no matter what, the eh...
Ehrr, they hate, they hate a bigmouth even worse."


Verse Three:

Officer Bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him
could you please give me the keys to the B.M.?
See, I didn't want to gank you
but don't make me bank you, thank you
Try'na get to the hood, and you might guess
that a fool like me done shot Cyrus
Incognito, Ghetto Eagle
Saying, "Dam, where did he go?"
I bust me a left from Rubellon. Park
The 735 and I'm bailin
Went to my homegirl's house and got a hug man,
She helped me run like Harriet Tubman
Looked out the window by the black bed
I saw the pigs and the four on a flatbed
Then the light from the bird hit me in the face
I close the blinds cause I didn't wanna catch a case
All that night, I heard the bird circle
while I was eating fish and watching Urkel
She said I could sleep on the couch
By two A.M. I was digging her out
Fuck the ghetto bird

"Which way is he going now?"
"Ok, now..now he's..he's actually southbound..on a service street..
and, uh...Gee whiz, uh, I'm gonna get my maps out here and figure
out which service srteet he suddelny turned off on. Uh, the sherriffs
are..are...well I know that...Sherriffs ground units got thrown off"

Motherfuck you and your punk-ass ghetto bird

4/15/2008 11:42:41 PM

4/16/2008 12:01:29 AM

hahahhaah that is a fantastic picture

4/16/2008 12:03:37 AM

i'm like 99 percent sure i'd do mariah carey

4/16/2008 12:07:21 AM

what's the 1%?

4/16/2008 12:07:40 AM

side boob

4/16/2008 12:08:08 AM

A picture of Mariah sloppy drunk just turns me on more.

4/16/2008 12:10:06 AM

^^^idk its kinda like wolfweb chicks...u gotta see them in person first

4/16/2008 12:10:59 AM

I have to agree with scrumps

4/16/2008 12:14:12 AM

i think shes pretty

4/16/2008 1:42:56 AM

In the past few years, she's been looking hotter than she ever did to me:

4/16/2008 2:35:52 AM

face/head - 5/10, average


neck down - 9.5/10, smokin'


verdict: no brown bag, but no breakfast



[Edited on April 16, 2008 at 2:39 AM. Reason : asdf]

4/16/2008 2:38:29 AM

I would say that the face is somewhere between a 7 and 9.

[/my $0.02]

4/16/2008 2:42:17 AM

maybe a 5 is a bit harsh, technically she has a pretty face. I just don't find it all that attractive.

4/16/2008 2:45:04 AM

Quote :

"It may not be the "cool" thing to say in 2008"

hahaha mr joshua is calling you a black sheep because you don't think she's pretty

WE DONT HAVE THE SAME TASTE IN WOMEN YOURE A TOTAL FAGGOT

also maybe youre just not into MUTTS, wiki implies that she's irish(~50)/african(~25)/venezuelan(~25)

racist. mutt hater

4/16/2008 3:03:47 AM

she looks better over the years, probably due to plastic surgery, but her music keeps getting worse.

4/16/2008 9:00:17 AM

she is hot as shit, but the whole 'diva' attitude is a huge turnoff.


I would beat them guts hard tho

4/16/2008 9:03:46 AM