looking for games and stuff to do basically. its a 21st birthday. this party will be dry and 20-40 people of that age range as well. large party 40-50 people.

*no sexual inintendo please

4/14/2008 6:23:43 PM

so strippers are out huh

4/14/2008 6:24:45 PM

no sexual nintendo?

4/14/2008 6:24:46 PM

COCK FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMERS RIM JOBS ANAL SEX BIG FUCKING DILDOS

4/14/2008 6:24:57 PM

[sexual innuendo]

4/14/2008 6:24:59 PM

Quote :

"inintendo"

Innuendo? Nintendo? What do you know?

4/14/2008 6:25:00 PM

Just fucking pray.

Now, now is the time for worrrrrrship

4/14/2008 6:25:55 PM

a 21st birthday party with no alcohol? sounds pretty fucking lame to me

4/14/2008 6:26:10 PM

Have an inquisition.

4/14/2008 6:26:32 PM

My neighbor has one of those

It was all Charades and Gingerale in the 30 minutes before I left

4/14/2008 6:27:06 PM

hahaha this is such a troll post

gg Earl

4/14/2008 6:27:16 PM

Even if he is trolling, this shit happens daily. Had a blast at a dry Christian wedding 2 weeks. Lots of fucking skanks but sans Jager bombs.

4/14/2008 6:30:35 PM

i give up. dont know why i came to shit chat.

free thread

4/14/2008 6:35:19 PM

I went to a stupid dry wedding/super religious wedding a couple weeks ago

I wanted to stab myself in the eye with an ice pick

4/14/2008 6:35:23 PM

When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just puttin' on the ritz
(our God is an awesome God)
There is thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fist
(our God is an awesome God)
Well, the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
It wasn't for no reason that He shed his blood
His return is very close and so you better be believing
that our God is an awesome God

REFRAIN
Our God(our God) is an awesome God
He reigns(He reigns) from heaven above
With wisdom(with wisdom) pow'r and love
our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless in the void of the night
(our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness and created the light
(our God is an awesome God)
Judgment and wrath he poured out on to Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that
our God is an awesome God

Refrain x3

Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
(Our God is an awesome God)
(Our God is an awesome God)

4/14/2008 6:35:49 PM

OUR COLTER IS AN AWESOME GOD
HE REIGNS FROM THE COMPUTER AT HOME

4/14/2008 6:37:28 PM

make it stop

but roller skating

4/14/2008 6:38:07 PM

OBLIGATORY: You should atleast have sparkling grape juice or communion sized wine tasting or SOMETHING.

How about playing something like Rockband? or getting a big group of people to play Cranium? I'm sure there are other similar group games... although I can't think of anything that lends itself to working for 40-50 people simultaneously. Twister can be fun to participate in and watch in large groups for a while.

My suggestion: Grill out (if you have the option), and just hang out. If not, just have lots of food & non-alcoholic beverages. With that many people, people can occupy themselves with just mingling for hours. You could also do some kind of theme, and if willing, you could make virgin drinks in honor of the occasion. When the garage gets together, we do that (well, with alcohol) and have boxing matches-- it's hilarious & fun... but I'm not sure your attendees would be into that. Just don't worry too much about the details, give people options & food-- and it'll be great. If you aren't scared of spending a little $$, go out to Rush Hour Carting. I know a friend that was in Campus Crusades that went & did putt putt for his b-day once, too.

4/14/2008 6:40:22 PM

seriously though.


Rock band is a key idea. christians seriously don't drink alcohol? i'm sure god's crankin open a few beers up there. he's just mad he didn't think of it first, otherwise that shit would've been a commandment.

4/14/2008 6:41:17 PM

you could do like a massive capture the flag game?

i guess it really depends on where you are having it and what kind of party you plan on it being (beyond it being dry with christians). you couldnt play capture the flag if everyone shows up in dressy clothes


oh also - i did have a friend recently do a lazer tag birthday party. like got the whole party package and everything. it was actually a lot of fun, and kind of funny when they announced over the loud speaker "megan's birthday party to the stadium" and we all showed up and they were like "uhhh....you're megan's birthday party?"

the party package included 2 games of lazer tag, cardboard pizza, soda, and a party favor bag and it was tons of fun. and actually everyone paid for their entrance to the party, so its not even like it cost her much. she just set-up an evite asked people to reply by a certain date and had one of her friends collect money at the door

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 6:44:00 PM

Fill a water cooler up with cheap wine, act really surprised when you go for a glass of water, insist that it's a miracle, and then get crunk on the blood of our Lord.

4/14/2008 6:45:06 PM

thanks for finally a serious response

this will be indoors in a ballroom at night. there will be food music and dancing but looking for a few more activities that don't require much equipment or money.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 6:45 PM. Reason : food]

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : games cna't be physical. people will be dress up.]

4/14/2008 6:45:33 PM

Capture the flag?
fuck it


i'm in. the flags can be bibles and the jail guards can be popes (back when popes sent people to jail).

4/14/2008 6:45:38 PM

Quote :

"get crunk on the blood of our Lord."

4/14/2008 6:46:07 PM

Quote :

"and then get crunk on the blood of our Lord."

4/14/2008 6:46:40 PM

^4 lulz
DID YOU SEE THAT

4/14/2008 6:47:10 PM

bible drinking games?

4/14/2008 6:47:54 PM

Quote :

"get crunk on the semen of Colter"

4/14/2008 6:47:59 PM

mock crusades
witch-burnings (real or mock)
catholic school sl00ts ["no sexual inintendo please"]
catholic-protestant duke-out
kiddie-sex ["no sexual inintendo please"]

4/14/2008 6:48:47 PM

7 minutes in HEAVEN


them religious girls love heaven

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 6:51 PM. Reason : x]

4/14/2008 6:50:44 PM

watch 7th heaven.

4/14/2008 6:51:21 PM

hide baby jesus in the carriage

4/14/2008 6:52:26 PM

what if you hired like a salsa teacher to give salsa lessons to the group?

limbo?

4/14/2008 6:52:56 PM

i've only been to like 3 weddings that served alcohol at the receptions...

you just don't do that in wilson

4/14/2008 6:54:36 PM

weddings without alcohol = BORING

i think the guests deserve a reward for coming

4/14/2008 6:56:33 PM

well most of the receptions i've ever been to were held at the church as well...

the wedding is at 2...the reception is over by 5...then you can go party as you please

4/14/2008 6:57:46 PM

yea i've been to a couple like that too.

i was not impressed. i know my mind is in the wrong place but i want people to be like damn that was a quick yet beautiful ceremony and a BADASS party afterwards.

4/14/2008 6:59:02 PM

hilarious that ppl can't have a good time without drinking. glad i figured out how

4/14/2008 7:01:12 PM

Blow?

4/14/2008 7:03:14 PM

i can have a good time w/o drinking thanks for the assumption though.

but even if you don't just go wild every night like in college, you're still allowed to have a good time once in a while. i guess people with no self control don't realize this (see---assuming things about people isn't very nice)

4/14/2008 7:03:39 PM

^^^can you even read this from your pedestal up there?

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 7:04 PM. Reason : carrots]

4/14/2008 7:03:49 PM

i just hate weddings in general and tend to avoid them....

but i will drink myself stupid for any good reason

4/14/2008 7:04:43 PM

They can, but the wi-fi gets worse with altitude.

4/14/2008 7:04:49 PM

Quote :

"hilarious that ppl can't have a good time without drinking. glad i figured out how"

4/14/2008 7:07:46 PM

Riding a high horse around the internet?

4/14/2008 7:08:32 PM

actually, i have a pony... and it is fun.

i also have an argentinian falabella, the world's smallest horse.

4/14/2008 7:09:37 PM

it has to be small to fit through the tubes

4/14/2008 7:11:10 PM

blah blah blah i don't drink and i'm soooo cool. well i don't walk with a limp because i don't have a stick up my ass. how cool does that make me?

4/14/2008 7:12:34 PM

^^ ehe, yeah!

^ wow, must've hit a nerve!



[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 7:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2008 7:12:39 PM

hmm... well, knowing your location & restriction changes things a lot.

I think something along the lines of charades or a scavenger hunt or something is going to be the best you can do. Too bad there isn't a white elephant type game for birthdays. It could be fun if a few groups get together to do happy birthday skits for the birthday person (i.e. memorable events, mimicking bday person's 'special' traits, etc). That way the monotony of dancing would be broken up & it would be essentially free except for maybe a few props.

4/14/2008 7:17:31 PM