I call bullshit that gump is the daddy of baby gump. No way in hell does he get jenny pregnant when he can't even hold his load when he touches her boobies. No fuckin way.

4/15/2008 8:37:45 PM

conditioning probably

that jenny was a ho

4/15/2008 8:38:16 PM

nah dude. that was his first time he got laid, or so the movie/book leads us to believe.

4/15/2008 8:39:40 PM

girls don't have to have an orgasm to get pregnant although it helps

4/15/2008 8:40:34 PM

so, he only had sex once then?

4/15/2008 8:42:44 PM

yeah, but gump gotta get his orgasm inside jenny for her to get pregnant with HIS baby. I'm calling shenanigans. No way he even makes it to the poon w/ his seed.

4/15/2008 8:43:28 PM

maybe he jerked off into a glass and she poured it in her puss

4/15/2008 8:45:59 PM

The real plot hole is that no woman would ever willingly have sex with someone who's mentally handicapped.

4/15/2008 8:47:43 PM

it was never definitively gumps. jenny was a selfish whore for 98% of the time she knew gump. isn't it entirely possible that she was already preggers and just shacked up with him so she could play it off like the kid was gumps so the kid would have a good life. i mean, dude was a fucking "gozilionaire" after all

4/15/2008 8:49:08 PM

intentionally left unanswered

4/15/2008 8:51:42 PM

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"I CALL SHENANIGANS"

4/15/2008 8:52:42 PM

i was hoping it wouldn't come to this.

i admit it. i fucked jenny...

4/15/2008 8:53:35 PM

FLY FAR FAR AWAY FRUM HEYAH

4/15/2008 8:54:12 PM

yeah that's probably not his kid

I mean, the kid was smart

didn't have no tard genes
surprised he didn't come out all flipper-baby though considering all the smake Jenny was railing

4/15/2008 8:57:29 PM

the plot hole is the kid not having AIDS

4/15/2008 8:57:59 PM

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"or so the movie/book leads us to believe."

They made a book out of it?

4/15/2008 8:58:12 PM

SHE HAD AIDS? WHAAAAAAA?

4/15/2008 8:58:21 PM

maybe they did it more than once that night

4/15/2008 8:59:10 PM

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"The real plot hole is that no woman would ever willingly have sex with someone who's mentally handicapped"

That's so not true... it happens a lot. Haven't you ever seen "The Other Sister"?

4/15/2008 9:00:35 PM

pumpkin

4/15/2008 9:01:19 PM

^^ wanna prove it to me?

4/15/2008 9:01:43 PM

I dont think the retarded can get people diseases like AIDS ....thats probably why Forrest never contracted it.

4/15/2008 9:02:33 PM

^^ Are you calling yourself mentally handicapped?

[Edited on April 15, 2008 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ]

4/15/2008 9:02:33 PM

selfpwnt on walls lol

4/15/2008 9:03:47 PM

when he visited her at college that was like years before she had that baby?

4/15/2008 9:04:48 PM

^^^ whatever gets me closer to you

4/15/2008 9:05:33 PM

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"girls don't have to have an orgasm to get pregnant although it helps "

4/15/2008 9:09:23 PM

I read this thread and start thinking about it. Now I feel like there's a huge plot hole in my life.

4/15/2008 9:09:24 PM

^^no one ever said anything insinuated they thought otherwise

4/15/2008 9:11:07 PM

okay i was going to write whatever gets me closer to that punanny

4/15/2008 9:17:11 PM

I still don't understand how the kid didn't get AIDS, and to the lesser extend, Forrest.

4/15/2008 9:25:43 PM

it was never said that the kid didn't have aids

4/15/2008 9:27:23 PM

She could've contracted AIDS after the pregnancy.

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"No way in hell does he get jenny pregnant when he can't even hold his load when he touches her boobies."

He could've came once and then been ready to go a few minutes later.

4/15/2008 9:33:56 PM

doubt it. Forrest doesn't seem like the kind of guy that packs a revolver

4/15/2008 11:32:05 PM

It was the guy's first time. I'm sure he had a lot of pent-up energy

4/15/2008 11:35:26 PM

I heard kids don't get AIDS from their mothers when they're born. Something about their immune system can handle it when they're young or something. I have no idea if this is true or not.

4/15/2008 11:52:53 PM

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"surprised he didn't come out all flipper-baby though considering all the smake Jenny was railing "

hahhahahhaha

4/16/2008 12:27:57 AM

dude ... the term flipper-baby makes me fucking howl everytime i hear it for some reason.

4/16/2008 12:54:44 AM

4/16/2008 1:09:50 AM

she jumped on him when he was dead asleep, He probably barely realized what was going on before she put it inside her.

and yeah she probably got aids after the kid, i doubt she stopped whoring around just cause she had a baby (or maybe she got bad blood ala arthur ashe).

4/16/2008 1:13:24 AM

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"surprised he didn't come out all flipper-baby though considering all the smake Jenny was railing"

smake lololzz

4/16/2008 1:46:08 AM

you do realizes that it takes almost no time for a penis to enter a vagina right. and not to mention..
fuck do you even know how babies are made?

4/16/2008 2:15:14 AM

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"In the past, before antiviral medicines were routinely given, almost 25% of children born to HIV-infected mothers developed the disease and died by 24 months of age. Recent studies have shown that mothers with HIV or AIDS who get good prenatal care and regularly take antiviral drugs during their pregnancy now have less than a 5% chance of passing HIV to their babies. If these babies do get the HIV virus, they tend to be born with a lower viral load (less HIV virus is present in their bodies) and have a better chance of long-term, disease-free survival."

http://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/std/hiv.html

4/16/2008 2:43:35 AM

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"I read this thread and start thinking about it. Now I feel like there's a huge plot hole in my life."

ahhahahahahahah

i miss you eulogist

and its obvious he knocked her up when they fucked, he didnt pull a DORIAN

4/16/2008 2:47:23 AM