"I'm too ask to shy in person. Text me @ 624-4525"

...somebody left this on the apt door last night--who's gonna be the one to text them??

4/16/2008 10:25:37 AM

whats the area code?

4/16/2008 10:26:20 AM

i'd do it!!!

(if i actually had text messages)

4/16/2008 10:26:52 AM

i assume 919; i did a reverse lookup and it came up as a verizon cell phone number

[Edited on April 16, 2008 at 10:28 AM. Reason : ^ https://text.vzw.com/]

4/16/2008 10:27:15 AM

https://text.vzw.com/

i just sent it, with a link to this thread

Tracking ID: MsgID1_A9FPJ3FF
Tracking: Message delivered to handset 4/16/2008 10:29 am

[Edited on April 16, 2008 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

4/16/2008 10:30:02 AM

Well, are you?

4/16/2008 10:35:18 AM

if it came from a girl, then i'm straight...if it came from a guy, then my roommate's gay

4/16/2008 10:37:29 AM

Quote :

"if it came from a girl, then i'm straight...if it came from a guy, then my roommate's gay"

an acceptable answer

4/16/2008 10:45:41 AM

she's a man, baby!

4/16/2008 11:03:33 AM

haha, my roommate's uber-paranoid now, worried somebody's peekin' in his window or something

4/16/2008 1:38:16 PM

put some butter on the kitchen floor man

4/16/2008 1:53:36 PM

[Edited on April 16, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : X]

4/16/2008 1:56:55 PM

If it's a dude who is shy he's probably a bottom. If that's the case you can probably wrangle a BJ out of the deal without being gay. You're only gay if you're the one sucking the dick.

4/16/2008 2:00:42 PM

^keep telling yourself that, buddy

4/16/2008 2:01:47 PM

^^that's pretty much what this dude told me when he was in prison...

he said it all feels the same when you close your eyes....

"you can pretend assholes are pussies and brooke shields is giving you a blow job"

4/16/2008 2:04:32 PM

hmm, male or female handwriting...it's hard to say

4/16/2008 2:28:20 PM

doesn't matter...they wrote "r u" and that shit don't fly, here

4/16/2008 4:10:58 PM