dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
im countin SHEEP but running ooout
this is what happens when i go to bed early people 4/17/2008 11:14:13 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
you have to visualize the sheep
then add a plot twist such as one tripping and breaking a leg 4/17/2008 11:15:31 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
^ i love you 4/17/2008 11:16:59 PM |
chickenhead
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the key is to stop thinking - which is hard sometimes 4/17/2008 11:17:59 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
honestly, the best two ways to fall asleep earlier than usual - masturbate, and then doze off in a post-orgasmic glow - concentrate on one's breathing 4/17/2008 11:18:36 PM |
Gøldengirl All American 3613 Posts user info edit post |
melatonin 4/17/2008 11:19:21 PM |
Kev4Pack All American 25272 Posts user info edit post |
addicted to your tony? 4/17/2008 11:19:33 PM |
philly4808 All American 710 Posts user info edit post |
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals because you will run out.
- Mitch Hedberg 4/17/2008 11:24:53 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i'm having trouble trying to sleep. this memo is really getting in my way 4/17/2008 11:26:32 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
earlier today i was so tired i let my dog sleep in my bed with me cause i didnt want to put her in the cage 4/17/2008 11:41:30 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
holy motherfucking shit I have had this song in my head for the past 3 days
GG 4/17/2008 11:57:31 PM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
how do you run out of sheep............what did you find the last number? 4/18/2008 12:21:09 AM |
Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
might want to take a couple valumes. 4/18/2008 12:22:40 AM |