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dweedle
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im countin SHEEP but running ooout


this is what happens when i go to bed early people

4/17/2008 11:14:13 PM

fjjackso
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you have to visualize the sheep

then add a plot twist such as one tripping and breaking a leg

4/17/2008 11:15:31 PM

ssclark
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^ i love you

4/17/2008 11:16:59 PM

chickenhead

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the key is to stop thinking - which is hard sometimes

4/17/2008 11:17:59 PM

ambrosia1231
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honestly, the best two ways to fall asleep earlier than usual
- masturbate, and then doze off in a post-orgasmic glow
- concentrate on one's breathing

4/17/2008 11:18:36 PM

Gøldengirl
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melatonin

4/17/2008 11:19:21 PM

Kev4Pack
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addicted to your tony?

4/17/2008 11:19:33 PM

philly4808
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If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals because you will run out.

- Mitch Hedberg

4/17/2008 11:24:53 PM

khcadwal
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i'm having trouble trying to sleep. this memo is really getting in my way

4/17/2008 11:26:32 PM

drunknloaded
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earlier today i was so tired i let my dog sleep in my bed with me cause i didnt want to put her in the cage

4/17/2008 11:41:30 PM

JeffreyBSG
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holy motherfucking shit I have had this song in my head for the past 3 days

GG

4/17/2008 11:57:31 PM

datman
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how do you run out of sheep............what did you find the last number?

4/18/2008 12:21:09 AM

Mr Scrumples
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might want to take a couple valumes.

4/18/2008 12:22:40 AM

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