one of my lady friends here at work was telling me about how she had a flat tire

and she called AAA

the dude came out with his big fancy tow truck and it said "on call 23 hours, seven days a week"

she asked "when's the hour?"

his response: "whenever i can't get there."

i decide i like this guy

THE END

4/22/2008 11:25:09 AM

One wintry night after eating Indian...Catherine whispered into my ear, her breath rich with faraway spices, that she desire to make love. She wanted to try shinshi shinshi. Now, I'd been begging her to try sinshi shinshi for months. She'd refused on the grounds that it was unclean. Finally, she was willing to accept her lover's body in places no one had ever trespassed. Specifically, the ear canal.

4/22/2008 11:27:06 AM

I disagree with your use of "great"

4/22/2008 11:37:42 AM

hey

rules is rules

4/22/2008 11:41:33 AM

In the middle of the day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He came and shot those two dead boys
Now if you don't believe my story's true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too

4/22/2008 11:58:34 AM

this thread has not yet delivered.



maybe on page 2, things will change.

4/22/2008 12:03:28 PM