Since I'm at a job that allows plenty of internet time, I reluctantly decided to check out TheWolfWeb again, and much to my dismay, it's become worse than it was when I decided to leave.


I'm a little bit older, perhaps a little bit wiser now.


Here are a few things I've noticed from lurking for the past few weeks:

The garage isn't like a gang, it's like a low income housing project within an already rundown neighborhood. How did some of you even make it out of high school?

Stop complaining to the Moderators about the function of this site. Obviously the annoyance is not enough to make you leave, and by even threatening to do so, you're just showing how truly sad you are as a person.

At the same time, nael, how hard would it be to let everyone know that you're working on this site? If you're not and simply letting it die a slow death, why did you buy it? I recommend an investment course for you.


chembob, you really need to get out more. The whole "I'm old-fashioned" gimmick doesn't work when you PM every girl that ever joins this site. If you use new technology to stalk women, you aren't old fashioned.

pilgrimshoes and LivinProof78, will you two just fuck already and get over it? Oh, and Proof, stop giving advice to these children. The last thing we need in this world are more 30 year old borderline alcoholic women who live in the past and lead college boys on.

Amsterdam718, you're not impressive. BobbyDigital has a family, a great job, and a great life. Yet, you're the one who talks about your fantastic "coke and whores" lifestyle, as if we should envy you? Get a clue. We're not laughing with you, b.

XSMP, same advice I gave Maverick all those years ago... this is just a website.

Jaybee1200, you never went to State, and yet you feel the need to make your presence known? I know this has been covered before, but it needs to be reiterated.

drunknloaded, stop, ok? Just stop. If you haven't had play from this place yet, it's not going to happen anytime soon. The girls seem twice as desperate as they were in my day, and you're still striking out.

vinylbandit, you'd be cool if you didn't like everything that nobody has discovered yet.

[user]stillfuschia[/user], how do you sleep knowing that someone somewhere might be slightly wrong about something?

BrookeRuff, everyone's got problems. Perhaps if you lived for you instead of bouncing from guy to guy, you'd be happy for once?

ambrosia1231, it's not that you're ogrish or even eccentric, it's the weird dominatrix stuff that scares people. Secure, normal, everyday people don't need whips and chains for pleasure, they can get by on companionship alone. Perhaps you should try that.

AxlBonBach, you've been around too long to still be so pathetic. Isn't law school supposed to be difficult? You're either a genius or a liar, because you spend way too much time on here to do anything remotely productive in life.

Kiwi, seek help. Try not fucking every guy you've met since that Jewish guy broke your heart. Slutiness does not a mended heart make.

TreeTwista10, didn't you used to be a laid back stoner? Are you a new man, or just a hypocrite?

blasphemour, you're angry and want to fight about it. We get it. Meet me on the playground during recess if your loins are burning for a battle that badly.

JoeSchmoe, you're not changing anyone's mind about anything. We liberals are ashamed to have people like you try to speak on our behalves.

Joie, stop feeding the monster. Nobody cares about your latest relationship, that odd looking little baby, or what you think is cool. They just want to see you naked and are willing to put up with your crap until that day comes. How does it feel to be nothing more than a piece of meat?










And, for the record, because it's bound to come up...


No, I don't care that you don't think this is as good as my first post. At least it's better than my second.


Yes, I'm fully aware that "quitting" and "coming back" to a website is lame, but let's face it: this place sucks, and most of you would be better people if you did "quit" this place and dealt with your social anxiety in more constructive ways.


Finally, no, I'm not an alias. My mother named me Gill. That's my only name!



GOOD RIDDANCE.

4/24/2008 9:22:15 AM

Oh shit.

4/24/2008 9:22:37 AM

Pauca, sed matura.

KG must be the ghost of the mighty Gauss himself.

4/24/2008 9:27:19 AM

This thread brings up some red flags:

1) 82 was the 1st person to respond to KG's classic 2002 thread, and he is also the 1st to respond to this one, both times WITHIN SECONDS.

2) KG has got to be an alias. There is no way in hell you can know about all the usual suspects on this website unless you are a regular poster, or a lurker who is obsessive to a pathological degree.


However, if he is not an alias, and he really did glean all what he wrote from just a few weeks of lurking, mad props to him!



[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:34 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2008 9:31:02 AM

I know him, he told me he was posting. I wanted to claim first post again.

4/24/2008 9:36:01 AM

in on the first page of the second epoch

4/24/2008 9:36:07 AM

He back?

4/24/2008 9:36:11 AM

OH MY GOD

i made t dub history.


sweet.


i called cody about this.

this is awesome.

4/24/2008 9:36:46 AM

sweet i got a mention

4/24/2008 9:36:48 AM

on the first page as well

4/24/2008 9:38:15 AM

Quote :

"No, I don't care that you don't think this is as good as my first post. At least it's better than my second."

Naw man, it is great! But I missed your 2nd post, and it has been deleted apparently, as it doesn't turn up in search. Could you post here what you posted in your 2nd one, whatever you remember of it? Or PM me? Thanks!

4/24/2008 9:38:23 AM

the second post reeked of someone having hacked the original kg account.

perhaps it's still true.

4/24/2008 9:39:36 AM

4/24/2008 9:39:37 AM

^^dude....we're obviously not trying hard enough if we got beat by chembob


i mean...if i can't even suck at sucking any better than that i may as well quit again

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:40 AM. Reason : sadf]

4/24/2008 9:39:53 AM

i'm joie's better half and i get no mention?

wtf? i call shenanigans.

4/24/2008 9:40:08 AM

this should be a once-a-month thing.

im glad somebody cares enough to actually type all that out. I think about spending that much time typing stuff out to people I dont know nor care to, but thats about the time I hit the bong again and go look at porn.

4/24/2008 9:41:29 AM

hahahahahaha best New Recruit post EVER

4/24/2008 9:45:25 AM

nah...i liked the first one better

4/24/2008 9:45:58 AM

some people have too much time on their hands.

4/24/2008 9:46:20 AM

rofl

4/24/2008 9:51:03 AM

heh

epic

4/24/2008 9:52:22 AM

The first one was 11/10. This one, a solid 9/10.

4/24/2008 9:55:01 AM

interesting

4/24/2008 9:56:46 AM

10/10

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 9:59 AM. Reason : how am i not surprised that AxlBonBach got a mention]

4/24/2008 9:57:43 AM

lol

4/24/2008 9:59:38 AM

Quote :

"Smath74 All American 73191 Posts user info edit post some people have too much time on their hands."

did you really just say that???

4/24/2008 10:08:45 AM

in on page 1

4/24/2008 10:15:12 AM

Quote :

"how am i not surprised that AxlBonBach got a mention"

hahaha

4/24/2008 10:20:13 AM

someday, i will make in into one of these hatred lists.

4/24/2008 10:22:27 AM

4/24/2008 10:23:15 AM

Quote :

""how am i not surprised that AxlBonBach got a mention""

i don't get that? do those 2 have an old rivalry going on?

4/24/2008 10:29:08 AM

in on page 1

4/24/2008 10:37:25 AM

I'm glad you have become wise enough to talk shit about people on the internet.

4/24/2008 10:38:00 AM

it's totally AxlBonBach

4/24/2008 10:42:40 AM

post count really doesnt have much to do with how much "time" you have on your hands.

i could easily post 100ish times in a day while collectively spending about 30 min on here.

which is what i do.
while at work i constantly have this, facebook, and myspace up (+1 other un-named site)
ill check on thiem all every 1-1.5 hours.

post about 10 times in each.
back to work for another few hours.


nice break really.




now the fact that this guy is able to "call ALL of us out".
and even users who post frequently in other forums = too much time.

i dont even know some of the people he posted about.

who the hell is joeschmoe??


[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason : sfds]

4/24/2008 10:51:18 AM

girl...that's nothing...

i don't even know the dude i'm supposed to go ahead and fuck

4/24/2008 10:54:12 AM

I had to look twice to check that this wasn't the old thread.

4/24/2008 10:55:31 AM

wat

4/24/2008 10:55:43 AM

^^^hahahahhaha

i called cody as soon as i read this.

he was like "THATS SO COOL"
i appropriately responded. "jesus christ we are dorks"

4/24/2008 10:58:32 AM

gold

4/24/2008 11:02:37 AM

sumfoo1 still flying below the radar...

4/24/2008 11:07:43 AM

you people

4/24/2008 11:58:05 AM

Upon 2nd review, this may be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read. If you do continue to post, you can count on me trolling the shit out of you.

4/24/2008 12:01:39 PM

^ You just got trolled and didn't even realize it

[Edited on April 24, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason : oh and didnt JB1200 get a masters or something from State? ]

4/24/2008 12:02:44 PM

shit just got real

4/24/2008 12:09:33 PM

such fagg0try

4/24/2008 12:11:01 PM

right on the money, all of it

4/24/2008 12:14:03 PM

I laughed.

4/24/2008 12:57:39 PM

Quote :

"in on the first page of the second epoch"

I didn't get a mention

/fail

4/24/2008 1:06:42 PM

Quote :

""in on the first page of the second epoch""

That said, while it's cool you mentioned me, can't you at least get shit right?


Also, set em up

4/24/2008 1:08:21 PM