I know the draft is over and everything. Just thought you guys would like to know how Emmitt thought it was gonna go down.

http://www.walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php

4/28/2008 8:27:30 PM

Quote :

"In the 2007 regular season, the Miami Dolphin became the first winless team to ever win a game in a regular season."

4/28/2008 8:33:22 PM

Darren McDaniels

ahaha




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4/28/2008 8:34:02 PM

^^ i'm still trying to figure out what that means

Quote :

"Emmitt Smith is upset. ESPN has made a ridiculous decision to leave the best football analyst to ever grace our television sets off draft duty."

ahahaha maybe that's why?

4/28/2008 8:39:46 PM

Quote :

"I had to get some help for this No. 6 overall draft pick so I look through the wide world web for answers. It turns out that not one mock draft from 2008 have Tim Tebow, the great quarterback from Florida, going. Have not many people heard of this? Tim Tebow is a great player: He can run. And he can throw. This pick make a lot of sense because Trent Green is startin' to get a little gray in his moustache, while Larry Johnson is gettin' really big in the tooth, so to speak. Tom Tebow can take both of their places in the starting lineup. "

lol....that one was pretty good too

4/28/2008 8:45:06 PM

http://ballhype.com/video/chris_berman_driven_over_the_edge/

[Edited on April 28, 2008 at 8:55 PM. Reason : 2]

4/28/2008 8:55:28 PM

Don't quit.

Don't even quit.

4/28/2008 9:01:05 PM

Yeah, if you read the quotes he links to near the top of the page then it makes a little more sense without destroying the LOLs.

4/28/2008 10:56:54 PM

Quote :

" Tennessee Titans: Devin Thomas, WR, Michigan State Vince Young - he is not old. He is not middle ages either. He is uh... the other one. But he have no receivers - no whatsoever! These are an injustice. Jeff Fishman need to draft a quick receiver who can run down the football field, catch the doggone football and fast - very fast. Vince Young's receivers from last month - they did what I like to call "Grand Theft Drop." They drop too many passes and those are the reasons the Tennessee fall out of the postseasons in 2006."

This one had me in TEARS.

4/29/2008 3:06:37 AM

the The Emmitt Smith Anthology is pretty damn funny too if you havent read that yet

4/29/2008 9:40:18 AM

the anthology is the best, i am dying lol

4/29/2008 10:43:13 AM

me too hahaha. LOLing at work.

Quote :

"Commentary: Career touchdowns, 175. Career rushing yards, 18,355. Career verbs conjugated, 0."

roflcopter.

4/29/2008 11:12:43 AM

oh man thats hilarious
i read one of the quotes, "Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage"

i though, no way they misheard him, then i saw the video
dude said "rice of passage"

4/29/2008 12:08:56 PM

Quote :

""You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.""

loller

4/29/2008 12:19:51 PM

Quote :

""The way you perform make them feel about you different." (Commentary: I think Emmitt's brain gathers the words he wants to use and rearranges them randomly.) "

what a great website...good find.

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4/29/2008 1:30:01 PM

I like how Matt Ryan is simultaneously the first pick and the eighth pick.

4/29/2008 1:54:34 PM

and he went to Boston College University for a subtle funny

4/29/2008 1:57:42 PM

Tim Tebow wasn't even in this draft. He's only a junior next year.

And Chris Leak was in last year's draft pool. Not sure if he even got drafted. But I think he ended up on the Bears depth chart at one point. Not sure. And it doesn't even matter.

Emmit must do high quality drugs.

yay

4/29/2008 2:26:06 PM

ORLY?

4/29/2008 2:30:13 PM

^^awesome

4/29/2008 2:32:15 PM

Quote :

"I like how Matt Ryan is simultaneously the first pick and the eighth pick. "

yeah leads me to beleive that this isn't even f'n real

emmit isn't that damn stupid

4/29/2008 2:33:23 PM

LOL

4/29/2008 2:34:53 PM

hey its thomas

or whatever your name is

*flash back nigga*

4/29/2008 2:35:33 PM

huh?

4/29/2008 2:36:26 PM

<< WHOKNOWS

4/29/2008 2:38:30 PM

my name is Tyler if you're talking about me

4/29/2008 2:40:10 PM

ok im confused


i guess you weren't who i tots you were

sorry

4/29/2008 2:41:09 PM

what the fuck is going on in this thread right now

4/29/2008 2:44:47 PM

we all have downs

4/29/2008 2:54:07 PM

Atlanta Falcons: Brian Bomb, QB, Louisville

4/29/2008 2:56:13 PM

^^^I'm trying to figure that out myself

4/29/2008 2:59:44 PM

killpups came in and was either being sarcastic and no one can tell, or a complete idiot.

4/29/2008 6:35:34 PM

killpoops have debacled this thread, so to speak

4/29/2008 6:54:29 PM

killpups do not make funny. He do not even make sort of funny. He makes... uh... the other thing.

4/30/2008 12:44:51 AM

Quote :

"Everyone say Barrett O'Bama seem like a cool cat, but he Irish, our long and sworn enemies who start the War of 1812, a battle we are still fighting today. I would hate to see Irishland be the country we lossed a war against. And then you have Hillary Clinton, who cannot be counted on to get the jobs done. If she cannot please her man, how could she possibly please the good people of the United States of Americans? My vote for the next president is John McCann. I never hear him speak, but I sawed he have a hot daughter. The Redskin, they are from Washington so they should take a receiver who is related to a president. William Franklin have seen rumors that he is the son of Benjamin Franklins, the great president on the $100 bill. "

4/30/2008 12:56:25 AM

Quote :

"And now he will draft Matt Ryan from Boston College University."

he must read tdub.

4/30/2008 1:16:11 AM

killups make everyone feel his down syndrom, you as to respect it or you gonna get blowed out.

4/30/2008 2:47:03 AM

wait......

you mean this isnt serious????????


lolrus

4/30/2008 3:59:04 AM

The best part about the Emmit mock draft are the people on here that read it and thought it was real.

That had me laughing the hardest.

4/30/2008 9:54:53 AM

I laugh hardest is when emmitt say "blowed out, no..blown, blah blah blah, blown out..."
emmit is like you feel his brain damage

4/30/2008 9:42:38 PM

Quote :

"killpoops have debacled this thread, so to speak"

hahahaha

4/30/2008 10:17:53 PM

I go to state.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

5/1/2008 12:32:34 AM

the funny thing is how many others have come and gone yet he still has a job
im sure joe montana is happy about that

5/1/2008 7:56:55 PM

Quote :

"So, Carolina have to draft Chris Leak from my alma matter. If Leak go in this choice, Florida will be the first school to ever have two quarterback drafted in the first 15 picks for uhh... a couple of months. "

5/1/2008 8:13:19 PM

first line of a story on espn.com

Quote :

"IRVING, Texas -- Emmitt Smith has some advice for suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones: Stay out of trouble."

5/5/2008 2:37:47 AM

Quote :

""As long as you're not killing anybody, getting anybody shot at and going to jail, then I don't have any issues," said Smith"

maybe he forgot a with you at the end of that quote lol.... nonetheless, brilliant wording there

5/5/2008 5:03:45 PM

im glad i didnt read this thread until now

needed the funny

5/5/2008 6:21:10 PM