You see a homeless man with a dog. The man is clothed and appears to be shaven and a healthy weight. You can buy 1 item of food/drink. Do you buy something for the dog or the man?

4/29/2008 3:22:19 PM

suck the mans dick and suck the dogs dick

4/29/2008 3:22:44 PM

c. buy you a drank

4/29/2008 3:23:02 PM

fuck'em both, I wanna get sloshed.

4/29/2008 3:23:23 PM

I'd tell that dog to get a fucking job.

4/29/2008 3:23:38 PM

I like gunzz answer.

4/29/2008 3:23:52 PM

Neither. if the man is shaven he is a fake homeless. One of those pricks who quits there job and pretends to be homeless but gets to go home at night.

Otherwise, the dog since the guy obviously has access to a razor and bathroom, he isnt doing too bad.

4/29/2008 3:24:11 PM

get a six pack...
















for the dog.

4/29/2008 3:24:11 PM

the other pics ain't loading in my pic gallery

4/29/2008 3:24:15 PM

hahahaha....my dog is such a prep-e

4/29/2008 3:25:26 PM

on the real, i would probably buy the dog something and give the guy the left over change

4/29/2008 3:26:25 PM

Quick, someone do a closeup of the face in the last pic....

4/29/2008 3:27:19 PM

unless im having one of those things where i remember a dream as a television show

seems like natgeo or someone on a "nuclear holocaust" special talked about how canned dog food was packed with nutrients and would last for a long time... suggesting stocking up on canned alpo

tell them d00ds to split a can!

4/29/2008 3:30:59 PM

I'd buy myself a double cheeseburger

4/29/2008 3:31:45 PM

^^^hah....that's my sister's high school grad pic

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ^]

4/29/2008 3:32:04 PM

and here i was hoping that that bedspread was in a marginal hotel.

for shame

4/29/2008 3:32:58 PM

hahaha, exactly what I was thinking. that sweet trophy makes it homey though.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : s]

4/29/2008 3:33:58 PM

well my sister never actually lived in that room, my parent's moved to that house after we'd both graduated and were living on our own...and that bedspread was there precisely because the dogs used it for whatever they wanted....sleeping, rolling around when wet, licking their asses.....

4/29/2008 3:35:30 PM

that sounds like what i do on my nice bedspread

4/29/2008 3:36:49 PM

I buy myself something.
The man doesn't truly appear homeless, and the dog can find scraps or something.

4/29/2008 4:43:24 PM

why not like buy a steak so they can split it?

4/29/2008 4:44:18 PM

^^ We all know you'd help the fucking dog.

4/29/2008 4:47:30 PM

why should I help either of them?

4/29/2008 4:48:11 PM

IDK, why are you asking me?

4/29/2008 4:50:59 PM

Buy the man some corn or beans so he has a side item for when he eats the dog.

4/29/2008 4:52:19 PM

^^because you are the one saying I'd help the dog.
^

4/29/2008 4:52:44 PM

we just talked about this at lunch

4/29/2008 4:56:57 PM

i think a homeless guy would be more of a cat person

4/29/2008 4:57:36 PM

the homeless guy with the dog on exit 276's ramp- is he shaven?

4/29/2008 4:58:41 PM

but a dog will be his buddy. A cat won't care and will leave him.

4/29/2008 4:59:20 PM

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"^^because you are the one saying I'd help the dog. "

Don't try to act like you wouldn't.

4/29/2008 5:06:00 PM

I wouldn't.

4/29/2008 5:06:56 PM

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"but a dog will be his buddy. A cat won't care and will leave him."

You know who else will be his buddy?
His co-workers.
Right after he gets that job.

Oh burn. I just went there.

4/29/2008 5:07:16 PM

so true.

4/29/2008 5:08:38 PM

Yeah, that's so Raven.

4/29/2008 5:12:31 PM

this is retarded

I would never put myself in such a situation

4/29/2008 5:27:58 PM

4/30/2008 8:50:13 AM

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"c. buy you a drank"

4/30/2008 8:52:21 AM

^^ awwwwww

4/30/2008 8:52:37 AM

i don't give anything to hobos unless they entertain me... tapdance, magic trick, pushups, or shit their pants, whatever their talent is. nothing is free.

4/30/2008 9:01:01 AM

take the dog.

lol

4/30/2008 9:02:14 AM

Kill the dog. Cook the dog. Serve to the homeless...

2 birds FTW.

4/30/2008 9:15:15 AM

Kill the hobo. Take the dog.

?

4/30/2008 9:56:24 AM

Buy a gallon of water and a bowl. Then they can share

4/30/2008 10:08:52 AM