today and there's nothing I can do to seek retribution The education system here is fucked.

4/29/2008 11:18:15 PM

was he hot as fuck?

4/29/2008 11:18:39 PM

how badly assaulted?

4/29/2008 11:18:55 PM

by whom?!

4/29/2008 11:19:10 PM

fail the bastard

4/29/2008 11:20:03 PM

^^^^ winner

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2008 11:20:06 PM

aaronburro won.

4/29/2008 11:20:09 PM

The square root of 78 = TOUCH MY PENIS!

4/29/2008 11:20:11 PM

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"was he hot as fuck?"

It amazes me just how long things like that stick around.

4/29/2008 11:20:25 PM

i feel awful that that was the first thing that popped into my head. And I feel honored that I was able to post it as the first reply.

but seriously, are u ok? what happened?

4/29/2008 11:20:39 PM

Sophomore aged high school boy. Thought it'd be fun to try and shove me. Lucky for me because there's 42 kids in the classroom we had a 2nd teacher in the room today so he didn't get very far

4/29/2008 11:21:38 PM

that sucks

4/29/2008 11:22:11 PM

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"was he hot as fuck?"

lol, no, no he was not. Maybe then I wouldn't be as pissed right now

4/29/2008 11:22:15 PM

WTF? Why would he do that?

4/29/2008 11:22:37 PM

can't you still file a police report?

4/29/2008 11:23:03 PM

Oh, so you're a teacher and some punk ass kid fucked with you?

4/29/2008 11:23:03 PM

what did the administration say when you went to them?

4/29/2008 11:23:14 PM

Because he's a racist prick. Actually he's a prick to all of the teachers. He just usually sticks to verbal assault.

^^^ cops here could care less about a little ol' foreigner

^^ yes.

^ They said that it's a "difficult situation" and there isn't much they can do. Translation: His parents are in the yakuza so they don't want to piss them off my expelling their little boy.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2008 11:23:19 PM

You can always file charges. If he's doing shit like that I'm sure calling his parents would do absolutely no good whatsoever.

4/29/2008 11:24:37 PM

You should have beat the shit out of him.

4/29/2008 11:25:03 PM

I was close to snapping and beating the shit out of him. But I don't want to go to jail

4/29/2008 11:25:50 PM

Oh, so you're a teacher in Japan. Ok. Just fail his ass on everything he does.

4/29/2008 11:26:48 PM

Oh trust me, he's already failing and without any help from me. But he'll still get bumped up to 11th grade by the end of the school year. YAY SOCIAL ADVANCEMENT

4/29/2008 11:28:00 PM

Question his sexuality openly in the classroom. Point out that he's probably only angry because of his tiny asian penis. If you can't get back at him through the normal means just slowly chip away at his psyche.

4/29/2008 11:28:39 PM

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"His parents are in the yakuza"

really?

4/29/2008 11:29:35 PM

^^ nice

4/29/2008 11:30:00 PM

haha I already don't bother calling him by his real name. He calls me "foreigner" so I call him "Japanese kid." It really pisses him off. Maybe I'll start calling him "gay guy."

^^ yeah the school I work at has a lot of yakuza and yakuza wannabe families in it. It's pretty fucking annoying.

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason : f]

4/29/2008 11:30:07 PM

File charges before he does it to someone else he thinks he can bully.

4/29/2008 11:30:59 PM

humiliate him, that'll do the trick

4/29/2008 11:31:16 PM

Ask him if he licks dog butthole.

4/29/2008 11:32:50 PM

They're transferring me to a different school in a couple of months and the girl they're having to come in to teach after me has a really... how shall we say... weak persona? Anyway, if it had been her that had been shoved she probably would have hit the ground and started crying. So uh yeah, good luck to her. I only have to deal with this shit for another 12 weeks.

4/29/2008 11:32:51 PM

I'm outstanding at coming up with withering personal attacks and diatribes. No cursing needed, just pointing out the kind of deeply hidden fears that nearly everyone has: inadequacy, fear of failure, etc.

4/29/2008 11:35:08 PM

meh. japan has no values. you better be glad you aren't being raped right now.

4/29/2008 11:35:39 PM

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"Point out that he's probably only angry because of his tiny asian penis"

winner

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2008 11:36:12 PM

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"Yakuza (??? or ??? , Yakuza?), also known as gokudo (??), are members of traditional organized crime groups in Japan, and also known as the "violence group". Today, the Yakuza are one of the largest crime organizations in the world. In Japan, there are some 84,712 known members of Yakuza.[2] In Japanese legal terminology, yakuza organizations are referred to as boryokudan, literally "violence groups", which Yakuza members consider an insult as it can be applied to any violent criminal."

damn, shit sounds serious

4/29/2008 11:36:47 PM

^^^ You are indeed correct. I've heard it's happened before, though not at this school.

^ Yeah, they're a bunch of assholes. The type of yakuza we have out here though are a bunch of punks who run pachinko parlors and think they're badass. They're yakuza-lite

[Edited on April 29, 2008 at 11:37 PM. Reason : .]

4/29/2008 11:36:55 PM

go visit hatori hanzo(sp?)

4/29/2008 11:38:52 PM

lol I actually have a student whose name is Hattori. Sadly he does not make swords.

4/29/2008 11:52:39 PM

Maybe you should talk to his parents and see if they punish him instead?

4/30/2008 12:46:47 AM

they don't punish him. its japan.


you've got to do something really fucked up there to get punished.

4/30/2008 12:47:44 AM

so she had some 17 year old asian kid hit on her or something? is that what she said?

4/30/2008 12:48:44 AM

no... no it's not

4/30/2008 12:49:03 AM

summary!!!

4/30/2008 12:49:23 AM

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"Maybe you should talk to his parents and see if they punish him instead? "

im sure the japanese mob is renowned for their class room discipline when dealing with americans.

4/30/2008 12:51:53 AM

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"Question his sexuality openly in the classroom. Point out that he's probably only angry because of his tiny asian penis. If you can't get back at him through the normal means just slowly chip away at his psyche."

haha

4/30/2008 3:17:06 AM

maybe you shouldn't try to insult/ provoke this kid into further acts of violence since he got raised by wanna-be thugs. you don't want to escalate the conflict to the point that his parents/parents friends get involved or the kid himself seeks retribution outside of classroom hours. just try to put up with it since it's only 3 more months and try to stay safe.

4/30/2008 3:30:02 AM

Okay just got out of meeting eleventy bajillion about this whole thing. They wanted me to go to the hospital to get checked out

Anyway, long story short they say they're going to tell him that he's a bad boy and have the principal sit in on classes that he's in for a couple of weeks. Seems kind of dumb but if having the principal there keeps him from disrupting class then okay. I just feel bad he has to waste time on this punk.

4/30/2008 3:34:56 AM

nvm

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 3:40 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2008 3:39:34 AM

i thought this thread was about being raped by an exam

4/30/2008 3:42:58 AM

lol I'm not that clever of a thread titler

4/30/2008 3:48:36 AM