and become a shrub just to get cheap laughs

5/2/2008 1:40:16 AM

my sniper friends tell me that you have to make them or they just look like shit, but I have seen some passable commercially made ones.

Either way your laughs will be rather expensive considering the cost of purchasing or the time spent making one.

[/raining on parade]

5/2/2008 2:08:32 AM

One of my Sgts recently got one on Ebay, ~$100

5/2/2008 3:46:40 AM

one of my friends makes them and sells them

he charges a lot more than $100, though

5/2/2008 3:51:22 AM

dont real snipers have to fab one up in like 5 minutes or something when theyre out in the field?

5/2/2008 3:59:55 AM

i can't imagine why they would

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:12 AM. Reason : and 5 minutes would be impossible, anyway]

5/2/2008 4:11:31 AM

Yes, the same guys who lay still for days, and shit themselves, have to make a field ghillie in five minutes...

Is "ghillie" the proper spelling of this thing?

5/2/2008 4:27:56 AM

yea, because you need a suit that will blend in with that environment and local flora.

not just a basic suit

5/2/2008 4:29:02 AM

^ yeah.

i could see someone doing it by rolling around in the mud for a good while, then tearing off a bunch of grass and sticking it on. i mean what if two off-duty snipers are just chilling in the woods when all of a sudden there is some terrorism going on and they need to start making headshots

5/2/2008 4:32:13 AM

5/2/2008 4:36:32 AM

^^ or when JFK rides by

5/2/2008 4:56:01 AM

I can't understand why the hell anyone would want to wear one for fun

5/2/2008 9:15:13 AM

So when the poop themselves, couldn't someone who is looking for them just smell it?

5/2/2008 9:46:39 AM

Hopefully he can seal the shit in a bag, or put a masking scent on the poop, or wait for the wind to be right, or bury it. Most of the time the sniper is far away from the target and patrolling infantry.

5/2/2008 10:07:26 AM

what would be gangster as hell is to played poker with a ghillie suit on and don't say shit or make any movements except to fold, get a card, or bet - not even move you head. that would really psych them out.

5/2/2008 10:12:48 AM

you poop in a bag

5/2/2008 10:18:32 AM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5a_1188690318

rhino suit

5/2/2008 10:18:35 AM

the ultimate psychout in any situation really....
thats why i want one so bad

5/2/2008 10:38:19 AM

For a moment there I thought this thread was titled "I want to get Gigli."

5/2/2008 10:44:29 AM