terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
But God must have been drunk when he made this animal. It often swims underwater but breathes air, produces milk like a mammal, has a DUCK BILL and LAYS EGGS, makes venom in its legs like a snake... good lord!
5/8/2008 10:23:41 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver 5/8/2008 10:26:54 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
god smokes more bud than i do 5/8/2008 10:27:22 AM |
Oeuvre All American 6651 Posts user info edit post |
man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver-duck-billed-palatapus 5/8/2008 10:27:36 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "makes venom in its legs like a snake" |
does not compute5/8/2008 10:30:31 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Basically it makes venom in its hind legs, and snakes also make venom. Sorry if that confused you. 5/8/2008 10:31:28 AM |
Aficionado Suspended 22518 Posts user info edit post |
god is only real if he isnt defined as an integer 5/8/2008 10:45:44 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
well we all know he's irrational 5/8/2008 10:48:08 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
^^and you don't divide him by zero
[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 10:48 AM. Reason : god i'm bored] 5/8/2008 10:48:16 AM |
lmnop All American 4809 Posts user info edit post |
there is no God and platypuses are [old] as fuck. 5/8/2008 10:49:12 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver" |
That made me LOL!!!5/8/2008 10:51:07 AM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
and also ELECTRORECEPTION!!!!!!!!! 5/8/2008 10:51:37 AM |
Snewf All American 63366 Posts user info edit post |
haha very funny guys
there isn't a God 5/8/2008 10:52:50 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
believe what you want, just dont interrupt my sleep on sundays, harass me on campus, or knock on my door. 5/8/2008 11:11:22 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
someone read the express post on the metro this am 5/8/2008 11:11:42 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
god dammit!!! 5/8/2008 11:12:00 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
i was also intregued by the article 5/8/2008 11:12:27 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
I'm saying, the title was "Platypus Genome a Wacky Mixture"
Any article about wackiness in the post I'm reading 5/8/2008 11:14:29 AM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
A platy can kill a dog or small child with that poison. 5/8/2008 11:17:52 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
REALLY? Wow, this is a great day, i've learned so much!
Anyone else have any information about this Monotreme they would like to share? 5/8/2008 11:21:38 AM |
GreatGazoo All American 714 Posts user info edit post |
^
Ask Steven Maturin (the most famous victim of a platypus in literature) c.f. The Nutmeg of Consolation by Patrick O'Brian.
Or try http://www.jacquedee63.com/tiemekangaroodownsport.html
"And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck Altogether now!" 5/8/2008 11:26:06 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
ok no. 5/8/2008 11:28:53 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
^^ WTF? 5/8/2008 11:31:55 AM |
392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "someone read the express post on the metro this am" |
or one of many other sources reporting the recent news regarding the platypus genome5/8/2008 11:34:13 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Well, I did actually read it in the express as I was riding the metro this morning. All he left out was which color line I was on when I red it. 5/8/2008 11:37:18 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45168 Posts user info edit post |
LIKE A SNAKE!!! 5/8/2008 11:49:22 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
Snakes don't have legs. 5/8/2008 11:50:24 AM |
myerlyn All American 1319 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I would have thought that the DNA evidence would have been more supportive of evolution, then creationism but I'm weird like that
Article with cute ass platy pic
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080507131453.htm
[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : linky] 5/8/2008 11:51:50 AM |
Agent 0 All American 5677 Posts user info edit post |
HAHA SICK BURN ON 392 5/8/2008 11:56:17 AM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
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ha5/8/2008 12:07:38 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
MONOTREMES DO IT BETTER!
but marsupials are also a strange group of mammals. 5/8/2008 12:37:15 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, what the fuck is up with Australia? 5/8/2008 12:38:51 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I think when they sent all those convicts there they sent all the weird ass animals there too.
Whenever my zoology instructor mentioned some weird species of animal, he mentioned that they were found only in Australia. 5/8/2008 12:41:10 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
While a 10-year-old giving birth is highly unusual, it is not impossible, said Laurie Krieger, a medical anthropologist in Washington D.C. 5/8/2008 12:51:34 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
you are gayer than a bag of dicks - i'm just throwing that out there 5/8/2008 12:53:49 PM |
392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
5/8/2008 12:54:33 PM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
terpball was on the METRO RED LINE, i saw him!
5/8/2008 1:26:58 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, good guess. 5/8/2008 1:32:04 PM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
(james mason as god) and on the 14th day I smoked all the marijuana I had created to test the first batch. and on the 15th day I smoked all the opium I had created to test the first batch. on the 312th day I woke up and created a bunch of monsters I'd seen the night before 5/8/2008 2:54:33 PM |
jetskipro All American 1635 Posts user info edit post |
platypus = primordial soup pot scrapings lumped together 5/8/2008 4:05:13 PM |