User not logged in - login - register
Home Calendar Books School Tool Photo Gallery Message Boards Users Statistics Advertise Site Info
go to bottom | |
 Message Boards » » if i had a million dollars Page [1]  
parsonsb
All American
13206 Posts
user info
edit post

after taxes i'd put it in a 5-10% cd and live off the 50000-100000 dollars a year

[Edited on May 10, 2008 at 11:43 PM. Reason : :p]

5/10/2008 11:38:51 PM

datman
All American
4812 Posts
user info
edit post

rightly so

5/10/2008 11:41:38 PM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

I'd buy you a monkey


haven't you always wanted a monkey

5/10/2008 11:42:22 PM

d7freestyler
Sup, Brahms
23935 Posts
user info
edit post

it'd be pretty hard to live on $50 a year.

5/10/2008 11:42:27 PM

parsonsb
All American
13206 Posts
user info
edit post

now how to go about getting this money in a short amount of time

hmmm...

any ideas tww

5/10/2008 11:42:30 PM

d7freestyler
Sup, Brahms
23935 Posts
user info
edit post

pyramid scheme

5/10/2008 11:42:58 PM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

rob an armored truck


I'm down if you are

5/10/2008 11:43:13 PM

parsonsb
All American
13206 Posts
user info
edit post

fuck i've got nothing to lose

5/10/2008 11:43:57 PM

Mr Scrumples
Suspended
61466 Posts
user info
edit post

ttt

5/10/2008 11:59:28 PM

Mr Scrumples
Suspended
61466 Posts
user info
edit post

i'd buy yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

5/11/2008 12:08:01 AM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

5/11/2008 12:09:13 AM

Amk772
Veteran
429 Posts
user info
edit post

I'd buy you an exotic pet.

5/11/2008 12:09:37 AM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

like a llama, or an emu?

5/11/2008 12:11:19 AM

RollPack
Veteran
131 Posts
user info
edit post

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

5/11/2008 12:27:37 AM

skokiaan
All American
26447 Posts
user info
edit post

I'd make an investment to get 2 million dollars

5/11/2008 12:28:32 AM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

thats not how the song goes

5/11/2008 12:28:35 AM

Seotaji
All American
34244 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"and live off the 50000-100000 dollars a year"


what's the tax rate on investment income?

5/11/2008 1:24:03 AM

XSMP
All American
16674 Posts
user info
edit post

id deposit 990,000 and act like Amsterdam718 for a week. then i would get on with life...

5/11/2008 1:28:59 AM

traub
All American
1857 Posts
user info
edit post

^ ftw

5/11/2008 1:31:47 AM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

you wouldn't know where to begin actin like a718

5/11/2008 1:33:34 AM

XSMP
All American
16674 Posts
user info
edit post

This looked like a good place to start

http://thewolfweb.com/message_search.aspx?type=posts&username=Amsterdam718

5/11/2008 1:35:18 AM

traub
All American
1857 Posts
user info
edit post

what, i cant live in miami yo and smoke tons of that orange kush while talking about my ex g?

5/11/2008 1:36:34 AM

XSMP
All American
16674 Posts
user info
edit post

o i was thinking id piss off my bail bondsman so bad no one else would cover me, and ask what the black sticky stuff in the pipe was while claiming to smoke so much weed it would be impossible to not know what resin is then i'd do some lines, and have so latin bitch do a line off my cock right before dropping the top of the stolen convertible as i blast through the pay booth at the parking lot on salisbury st on my way to my court date.

5/11/2008 1:43:39 AM

colter
All American
8022 Posts
user info
edit post

why the hell would you live in the mia and just smoke weed


they give that to the 3rd graders there

5/11/2008 1:50:06 AM

XSMP
All American
16674 Posts
user info
edit post

i saw pictures of that

5/11/2008 1:56:45 AM

Fermat
All American
47007 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"it'd be pretty hard to live on $50 a year."


hahahahaha

5/11/2008 4:29:36 AM

lmnop
All American
4809 Posts
user info
edit post

I would go to Vegas and play blackjack for an indefinite period of time.

5/11/2008 12:06:00 PM

PrufrockNCSU
All American
24415 Posts
user info
edit post

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would.

Of course we would.

5/11/2008 12:12:31 PM

lmnop
All American
4809 Posts
user info
edit post

We'd just eat more.

5/11/2008 1:02:15 PM

 Message Boards » Chit Chat » if i had a million dollars Page [1]  
go to top | |
Admin Options : move topic | lock topic

© 2024 by The Wolf Web - All Rights Reserved.
The material located at this site is not endorsed, sponsored or provided by or on behalf of North Carolina State University.
Powered by CrazyWeb v2.39 - our disclaimer.