With a glass I'm pretty handy

5/11/2008 10:27:45 PM

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[Edited on May 11, 2008 at 10:28 PM. Reason : damn, 10 seconds again... i need to get quicker]

5/11/2008 10:27:55 PM

Trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine

5/11/2008 10:29:10 PM

My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water

5/12/2008 3:13:16 PM

hey....i like that a lot...


because in that line "water" rhymes with "shorter"....and that's how i say it!

5/12/2008 3:15:40 PM

Brian Johnson made a living fixing convertible soft tops before that album.

5/12/2008 3:18:54 PM

i like brandy...you can keep the other two

5/12/2008 3:19:39 PM

I love whiskey and I like brandy, but I can only drink gin if I'm having a Tom Collins.

True story.

5/12/2008 3:20:44 PM

tom collins is the only mixed drink i will drink in a bar other than red bull and vodka with cranberry juice...



this is because i only mix whiskey with sundrop and i've never been in a bar that serves sundrop

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 3:22 PM. Reason : asdf]

5/12/2008 3:21:33 PM

Jack Daniels and root beer is the shit.

FYI.

5/12/2008 3:22:35 PM

i don't like root beer

5/12/2008 3:24:38 PM

well Portland, Oregon and sloe gin fizz
if that ain't love then tell me what is uh-huh

5/12/2008 3:26:01 PM

I drink bourbon n ginger...that's my shizzle

5/12/2008 3:26:22 PM

i'm more of a vodka drinker myself

white russians are probably my favorite mixed drink

5/12/2008 3:28:49 PM

That's a hell of a caucasian, Jackie.

5/12/2008 3:29:38 PM

indeed

5/12/2008 3:30:51 PM

i'm just going to drink Coors Light and leave the liquor to the men folk

5/12/2008 3:33:56 PM

<3 coors light

<3 cougars who drink coors light

5/12/2008 3:35:32 PM

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : i've got a wild cat for you]

5/12/2008 3:35:55 PM

^

brandy? nah. red bull? christ. gin&tonics are very good if you get one made with quality gin. also, water and ice do not belong in any quality liquor. just get a single of jameson and sip it for 10-20min. if its too strong, order a beer along with it to chase.

5/12/2008 3:38:35 PM

3 fingers of bourbon, 2 fingers of water FTW.

It takes the edge off and lets you enjoy the flavor a bit more.

5/12/2008 3:39:42 PM

i drink Coors Light....do you actually think i'm concerned with quality....


i am not an alcohol snob

5/12/2008 3:40:12 PM

^ you dont have to be a snob to enjoy it. i dont drink bud because it tastes bad. if i just want to get fucked up, i make some LIITs. taste like tea (if you do it right) and gets you drunk after 1-2. but i like beer so the lowest i go is yuengling.

some people do the water stuff, but ive found it just dilutes the flavor. but then, im a strong flavor-small sip kind of guy. black coffee with a little sugar is great for sipping. not the starbucks chug'n'plug stuff

5/12/2008 3:49:20 PM

i'm a baller on a budget...

i'll drink whatever is on special at the bar and won't cause me to throw up unless i just drink too many of them

5/12/2008 3:50:52 PM

^3 wisemen always goes down smooth

5/12/2008 3:52:45 PM

Quote :

"3 fingers of bourbon, 2 fingers of water FTW. It takes the edge off and lets you enjoy the flavor a bit more."

5/12/2008 3:53:29 PM

^^chase that shit with a cement mixer and you're golden!

5/12/2008 3:53:59 PM

i'll drink whatever i can find half a cup of before the bar backs grab it

5/12/2008 3:54:11 PM

i draw the line if it has ashes or cigarette butts in it

5/12/2008 3:55:11 PM

Is it called a garbage can where you dump all the drippings on the bar mat into a shotglass and take it to the face?

5/12/2008 3:56:36 PM

it's called Delicious!

5/12/2008 3:57:10 PM

Mat shot.

5/12/2008 3:57:39 PM

HAVE A DRINK ON ME

5/12/2008 3:58:25 PM