bout 70 percent for me

5/12/2008 8:33:16 AM

like less than 1%

5/12/2008 8:33:52 AM

< 10%. But probably because I wake up at the latest possible moment before I have to be somewhere.

5/12/2008 8:34:12 AM

if i wake up with morning wood i figure thats gods way of telling me to do it...pretty much like 100 percent of the time with me but i mean i dont often wake up with morning wood so its not really a prob

5/12/2008 8:36:43 AM

~0%, now morning woods that lead to sex is a different story.

5/12/2008 8:38:57 AM

I always go for sex first, if that does not work then its 100%.

5/12/2008 8:39:53 AM

yeah well i mean that would be ideal...

5/12/2008 8:41:23 AM

^^

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 8:41 AM. Reason : ^]

5/12/2008 8:41:26 AM

If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer.

5/12/2008 8:42:17 AM

that's funny as hell

5/12/2008 8:42:45 AM

haha that is pretty fucking funny

5/12/2008 8:44:38 AM

98.6....no wait, that's my temperature....the answer is 75%

5/12/2008 8:45:41 AM

thats when you have to 'sneak' it in... don't ask just shove

5/12/2008 8:46:16 AM

Quote :

"If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer. "

lol thats great

5/12/2008 8:48:48 AM

i don't have time in the morning to work it off.

i just ride it out

5/12/2008 10:11:08 AM

< 5%

I cant even begin to think when the last time i beat off in the morning was. Usually i just pee and hop in the shower and it subsides rather quickly.

5/12/2008 10:15:52 AM

or sex? 20%+

5/12/2008 10:56:20 AM

Quote :

"thats when you have to 'sneak' it in... don't ask just shove the butt"

There, fixed it for you.

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 10:59 AM. Reason : /quote]

5/12/2008 10:59:11 AM

haha mastrubation

5/12/2008 11:26:19 AM

mine leads to morning head

5/12/2008 1:21:47 PM

Quote :

"< 10%. But probably because I wake up at the latest possible moment before I have to be somewhere."

5/12/2008 2:11:24 PM

Quote :

"If she's trying to sleep some days she just points at the computer. "

5/12/2008 3:07:36 PM

less than 1% fer me

5/12/2008 3:29:31 PM

0.0

5/12/2008 5:28:04 PM

i'll say 1-2%. sometimes morning wood on the weekends comes at like 11 or noon. with nothing to do...

but on weekdays or whenever i've got work i never have the time.

5/12/2008 6:52:30 PM

a lot of it leads to sex or at least a handjob.

5/12/2008 6:59:25 PM

A good percentage. But I still get random wood throughout the day like I'm 16.

5/12/2008 7:07:52 PM

oddly enough


very little morning wood does


but i'm completely addicted to porn in the morning, but after breakfast.

5/12/2008 7:08:45 PM

morning porn is pretty good

I like morning sex

5/12/2008 7:39:00 PM

i've had an ex that used to get pissed that i had a superstition where i had to beat it int he morning prior to an exam or any big pressure situation at work

what a weirdo

5/12/2008 7:40:48 PM

why would an ex ever get pissed that you jerked it, regardless of the circumstances

I mean maybe if it was in a location or situation inappropriate enough to be illegal but fuck even that has its place

good thing you said ex

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:43 PM. Reason : prohibited by culture - not by girlfriend]

5/12/2008 7:43:18 PM

100%

5/12/2008 7:47:07 PM

perhaps it was the at her computer in her desk chair while she slept thing

5/12/2008 7:47:16 PM

well at least you didn't beat off in her bed while she slept

[Edited on May 12, 2008 at 7:49 PM. Reason : or in her hair]

5/12/2008 7:49:15 PM

Jerking in secret while your mate is around heightens the fun of it all......

5/12/2008 7:51:28 PM

haha being stressed out makes me beat the hell out of it

but as for morning beatin, nah

I never do that, but if there's a chick beside me, I almost always do the mornin bwnage

5/12/2008 8:28:17 PM

I'm not a morning person, neither is she.

However, she does like to help play with it, if she isn't into sex at the time.

5/12/2008 8:53:15 PM

it's better when they find your morning wood before you know you've even got it


it's like, "ohh ok, I guess I can wake up for that"

5/12/2008 8:54:55 PM

Female equivlent (minus wood) would be about 80 %.

5/12/2008 8:55:09 PM

You mean that ya'll don't always wake up w/ it?????

5/12/2008 8:56:43 PM

haha... oh you'd wake up with some mornin wood if I was there girl

5/12/2008 8:57:57 PM

LMAO... TMI there...

5/12/2008 9:06:22 PM

haha not really

5/12/2008 9:07:48 PM

i'll give you too much of something

5/12/2008 9:07:48 PM

haha I was being tame

5/12/2008 9:09:53 PM

Quote :

"mine leads to morning head"

you must be dating a morning blow up doll.

i would say like 11.7% for me

5/12/2008 9:28:17 PM

dude i just realize my percentage is more like 115 percent...

5/12/2008 9:31:34 PM

i usually wake up with just enough time to start work. and on the weekends, i usually just lay around in bed. id say 90% of the time it's because i have to pee, which makes it hard (punny). but as soon as i pee, it's gone.

5/12/2008 11:42:04 PM

depends on how late to work i am from hitting the snooze button a variable number of times.

5/12/2008 11:44:27 PM

the best part of waking up...

is your dick in some chicks mouth?

5/12/2008 11:54:25 PM