Oh shits.

Quote :

"Kristin J. Age: 16, Location: South Bride Price: $49,995 Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it."

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php

[Edited on May 13, 2008 at 2:09 PM. Reason : strangest shit ever]

5/13/2008 2:09:14 PM

so i'm gonna guess you didn't search.

5/13/2008 2:09:37 PM

she parties, she'll cost way over 50 G's in the long run

5/13/2008 2:10:05 PM

/message_search.aspx?type=topic§ion=9&searchstring=marryourdaughter&username=&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page=



?

5/13/2008 2:10:46 PM

Quote :

" “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P."

5/13/2008 2:11:22 PM

yeah, i'm pretty sure i've seen this before on here

'tis hilarity

5/13/2008 2:40:26 PM

Quote :

"yeah, i'm pretty sure i've seen this before on here 'tis hilarity"

5/13/2008 2:41:24 PM

to bad its fake

5/13/2008 2:57:03 PM