Sure plays a mean pinball.

5/17/2008 6:08:54 PM

answered the iron

5/17/2008 6:09:49 PM

read the waffle iron

5/17/2008 6:10:42 PM

5/17/2008 6:28:01 PM

why couldn't she drive...?

5/17/2008 6:28:06 PM

sat on a plunger in the toilet

5/17/2008 9:42:07 PM

some one needs to photo shop some rambo shit onto a pic of her and call it helen killer

5/17/2008 9:42:59 PM

my great grandfather said she was good at sucking dick.

5/17/2008 9:44:59 PM

aint that bad looking

5/17/2008 10:15:50 PM

No shit. That's why the nazis were after her.

5/17/2008 10:18:08 PM

I had a friend that used to tell Helen Keller jokes that were actually funny even though they were horrible in morality.

5/17/2008 10:19:13 PM

wore mittens

5/18/2008 12:10:30 PM

Quote :

"In 2008 Arcana Comics began publishing Helen Killer, a comic book by Andrew Kreisberg with art by Matthew Rice. In it, a college aged Keller is given a device which allows her to see and hear and which increases her physical abilities, at which point she is hired to protect the President of the United States"

-wiki

[Edited on May 18, 2008 at 12:12 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2008 12:11:17 PM

don't ask don't tell

5/18/2008 12:13:03 PM