This should be entertaining...

5/18/2008 8:46:10 PM

This year, on April 20th at 4:20 pm, did you get stoned?

5/18/2008 8:47:18 PM

Why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

5/18/2008 8:47:30 PM

Why does your dick taste like shit?

5/18/2008 8:48:01 PM

^^^ Yes.

^^ Because your credit is bad.

^ It's not my dick. It's your mouth and it's from sucking on too many assholes.

5/18/2008 8:49:33 PM

Well.

I was shopping for a new car; which one's me?

5/18/2008 8:50:16 PM

Cool convertible.

5/18/2008 8:51:30 PM

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.. if its the second i'll need to go get my firearms...

5/18/2008 9:14:21 PM

Will I be successful in my future endeavors?

5/18/2008 9:25:33 PM

who are you voting for

5/18/2008 9:30:18 PM

where did you get the idea to make this thread?

5/18/2008 9:31:15 PM

^^^^ Uhh... banana

^^^ If you work hard and spend all your money on lottery tickets, there's no telling how much money you will one day have...

^^ Unless something drastically changes over the next 5 months or so it will 95% likely be the Democratic candidate.

^ Your mom told me to do it after I finished having my way with her. Plus I was bored as shit and wanted attention.

5/18/2008 10:50:29 PM

bttt

5/19/2008 10:31:44 PM

why this thread?

5/19/2008 10:32:10 PM

who is the best football(soccer) player in the world?

5/19/2008 10:32:34 PM

Because I'm bored as hell.

5/19/2008 10:32:36 PM

what exactly did you do with my mom?

5/19/2008 10:33:31 PM

muenster or provolone?

5/19/2008 10:34:31 PM

^^ I had my way with her.

^ Provolone.

5/19/2008 10:35:52 PM

if you could ask one question to me, what would it be?

5/19/2008 10:38:34 PM

What's the story with that dude's head in your gallery?

5/19/2008 10:41:43 PM

Whats the best way to dislodge a cell phone from your friends rectum?

5/19/2008 10:43:11 PM

with a dildo

5/19/2008 10:44:19 PM

Its not working. Who can I call for assistance?

5/19/2008 10:45:23 PM

a doctor or a woman dressed up like a sexy doctor

5/19/2008 10:45:56 PM

The nurse on call said I should go to the ER. Should they dispatch an ambulance?

5/19/2008 10:49:36 PM

Quote :

"What's the story with that dude's head in your gallery?"

my whole suite got hammered and decided it'd be a good idea to wander around campus. suite mate jumped into a thick-looking bush only to find that it was quite thin and there was brick wall behind it.

emergency room he threw up in a sink in the bathroom... i won't divulge his tww name though

5/19/2008 10:49:38 PM

^^ Gas is $3.80!!! Call the damn ambulance.

^ That must have sucked bad/

5/19/2008 10:54:23 PM

haha, yeah. 5 staples.

how can i edit my myspace page to get more views, have more friends, and gain e-popularity?

5/19/2008 10:57:17 PM

Post more pictures of you being drunk with hot girls and photoshop in some celebrities.

5/19/2008 11:01:45 PM

you said my credit was bad

but I have no credit

SO WHAT SAY YOU?

5/19/2008 11:02:53 PM

You should probably start working on building some credit. Unless Miley's just gonna be your sugar momma or something.

5/19/2008 11:04:26 PM

what celebs are popular right now and would look good in my photoshops?

5/19/2008 11:04:39 PM

I would shop in a picture of you with Robert Downey Jr. He seems pretty big right now. Also, shop in as many pictures of Lindsay Lohan as possible.

5/19/2008 11:08:46 PM

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : double post]

5/19/2008 11:09:03 PM

ok. ok.

5/19/2008 11:09:57 PM

i just post stalked a bunch of your soap box posts and then resurrected this thread. how does that make you feel?

5/27/2008 8:42:23 PM

like i'm being watched. now i know how you must feel all the time.

5/27/2008 8:42:59 PM

5/27/2008 8:43:47 PM

I just got back from Amsterdamn. I was stoned for about 4 days straight.

5/27/2008 8:44:08 PM

^^ because of dnl. why did you post stalk me?

^ awesome.

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2008 8:45:09 PM

i was bored and curious

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/27/2008 8:46:00 PM

i see. that tends to happen.

5/27/2008 8:46:37 PM

london sucks. holland rules. we were in a coffee shop all day today before we got on the plane to london.

5/27/2008 8:46:38 PM

so you were 'high' on a plane?

5/27/2008 8:48:19 PM

YEAH WE WERE. we ate a bunch of space cake before we got on the plane back to London.

5/27/2008 8:49:14 PM

sweet

5/27/2008 8:49:59 PM

fucking fine ass Dutch flight attendents.

5/27/2008 8:51:29 PM

worthless without pics

5/27/2008 8:52:43 PM

5/27/2008 8:54:26 PM