was there a thread or something where he came out?

there are hints of some really good tdub drama but i cant find any thread about it

drama or clowned?

5/19/2008 11:16:53 AM

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5/19/2008 11:17:32 AM

this thread is relevant to my interests

5/19/2008 11:18:06 AM

^^ no shit fuckstick

i must have missed it when i was on one of my away-from-tdub sabbaticals

what the hell happened?

[Edited on May 19, 2008 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ^^

5/19/2008 11:18:28 AM

5/19/2008 11:18:55 AM

hahahhahahh

5/19/2008 11:22:54 AM

ahaha where the fuck did this thread come from?




FUN FACT: i am actually samwell

5/19/2008 11:40:39 AM

Quote :

"MEMO: TO ALL FOOTBALL STAFF FROM: (name deleted to protect sources) I know we all thought it was cutting-edge, people. But we won’t ever assume a recruit is gay ever again, and we will never take the “gay approach” during a recruiting visit ever again. In review, it was not worth the risk of being wrong. That did NOT go well. Perhaps it was when we paired him with a shirtless gymnast guide during the tour. Or maybe it was when he displayed little interest in attending the Margaret Cho concert we’d purchased tickets for at the student center. Perhaps it really didn’t sink in until we took him to Lumber, [CITY REDACTED]’s finest all-beef gay strip club, and was visibly uncomfortable and asked to leave after five minutes. Given his complete removal our our school from his list of potential homes for the next four years, At this point, I’m willing to say this was an abject failure, and that our policy and strategies must change immediately in this department. There are just some things we can’t assume. We will never, ever assume a recruit likes the brush of raw stubble against his neck in the night. We will also never again assume a client craves the smell of man like a dog craves the stench of rotting deer carcass, or that he likes nothing better than nestling his nose in the fragrant, hairy nook of a man’s sternum. We will also never assume a recruit wants his guest room here to be stocked with Elbow Grease lube, stacks of “Twinks Ahoy” magazine, or the finest in man-marketed upscale conditioners, soaps, moisturizers, and fluffy towels. We cannot assume. Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me and the hustler we paid seventy-five dollars to accost our recruit in the library bathroom during his campus visit. He will be out of the hospital soon, by the way. Just because a recruit likes Kanye West a bit too much, or has a fondness for the television show Rome, or is involved in drama in high school…these things don’t make him gay. In the future, we need to exhibit more sensitivity toward these issues, especially regarding poofters, batty boys, bluefeathers, bonesmugglers, cake boys, three dollar bills, nellies, smurfs, South Beach pipe-fitters, and other assorted homosexuals. Sincerely, Coach {Removed} "

5/19/2008 11:42:49 AM

must have been clowned by cynosural

5/19/2008 11:46:43 AM

hahahh wtf is with all these evan threads

5/19/2008 1:13:03 PM

ha

i wasnt clowned

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=527012

5/21/2008 11:08:19 AM

you're a regular sleuth aren't ya?

5/21/2008 11:10:20 AM

nah

5/21/2008 11:13:44 AM

i like the same music as evan



does that make me gay?




FUCK

5/21/2008 11:18:12 AM

EVAN IS GAY?

5/21/2008 11:20:32 AM

TWW ACTION NEWS

5/21/2008 11:21:14 AM

he must have just become gay, because there's no way this has BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS BENEATH OUR VERY TYPING FINGERS

5/21/2008 11:22:42 AM

Apparently gaydar doesn't work over the internet.

5/21/2008 11:23:21 AM

i knew when he posted a picture of his xm radio tuned to channel 20

5/21/2008 11:24:26 AM

what's channel 20?

5/21/2008 11:24:51 AM

obviously, it's ultra-gay techno trance country

5/21/2008 11:25:25 AM

duh

5/21/2008 11:27:03 AM

Quote :

"ultra-gay techno trance country "

5/21/2008 11:28:27 AM

wait a minute

evan's black?

5/21/2008 11:30:17 AM

^ dude, he's GAY, not a N00B

5/21/2008 11:32:58 AM

channel 20: top 20 on 20

basically its all pop music/black people music

5/21/2008 11:59:46 AM