The truth finally comes out after years after me feeling like I was missing out on the massive BJ-fest/anal orgy that was going on in high schools after I graduated.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356735,00.html

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"Researchers Find Teens Who Abstain From Intercourse Also Likely to Say No to Oral Sex Researchers say teenagers are not using oral sex as means of preserving their virginity, the Washingtonpost.com reports. A federal survey of more than 2,200 males and females aged 15 to 19, found that teens who described themselves as virgins were less likely to say they had tried oral sex than those who said they were not virgins. More than half of the teens included in the survey, which was released Monday, said they'd had oral sex. "There's a popular perception that teens are engaging in serial oral sex as a strategy to avoid vaginal intercourse," Rachel Jones of the Guttmacher Institute, a private, nonprofit research organization based in New York, who helped do the study, told the Washingtonpost.com. "Our research suggests that's a misperception." Sexually experienced teens were almost four times more likely to engage in oral sex and 20 times more likely to engage in anal sex than their peers who were self-described virgins, the research found. Previous studies, based on small samples or anecdotal evidence, had suggested that oral sex was gaining popularity with teens as an alternative to intercourse, the Web site reported. The new study was based on a nationally representative sample of 1,150 females and 1,121 males aged 15 to 19 who were questioned in detail for the federal government's 2002 National Survey of Family Growth, the report said."

I take comfort in knowing that I would still be getting the same amount of ass [from sluts and fat girls] if I were in high school now.

Actually I'd probably be getting more ass because I'm 26 and can buy the girls all of the Schmirnoff Ice and Hard Lemonade that they can drink and that might outweigh the "creepy old guy" thing. Also I don't work in a warehouse after school or live with my parents.

5/20/2008 10:19:36 PM

Hahah, I used that trick all though college with my bf.

Worked consistently. I'd suck him for hours to avoid having to have sex because the sex was so bad.

5/20/2008 10:20:30 PM

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"Teens don't Suck and Don't Put Out"

5/20/2008 10:20:43 PM

I mean, I knew a lot of religious girls in HS and college, and can't see any of them in the heat of the moment whispering seductively, "Just...just put it in my butt. God doesn't count that."

5/20/2008 10:24:00 PM

^they're technical virgins

5/20/2008 10:52:40 PM

THATS WHAT I KEEP TELLING THEM!

5/20/2008 10:55:51 PM

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"Researchers say teenagers are not using oral sex as means of preserving their virginity, the Washingtonpost.com reports. A federal survey of more than 2,200 males and females aged 15 to 19, found that teens who described themselves as virgins were less likely to say they had tried oral sex than those who said they were not virgins."

There's some flawed logic if I ever saw it. If someone has had sex, of course they're more likely to have also had oral sex. That's not saying anything about whether oral sex is growing as an alternative to pounding the vag. Try comparing the responses of virgins to that question to the responses of virgins to the same question two years ago.

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ORAL SEX IS A GATEWAY TO HUMPING, K?]

5/20/2008 11:24:59 PM

5/20/2008 11:57:29 PM

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"There's some flawed logic if I ever saw it. If someone has had sex, of course they're more likely to have also had oral sex."

Eh, I thought that the whole claim was the virgins are as likely, if not more likely, to suck dick as girls who ride pole.

5/21/2008 12:00:49 AM

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"Actually I'd probably be getting more less ass because I'm 26 27"

5/21/2008 12:05:47 AM

26!

182 in dog years.

5/21/2008 12:09:01 AM

a survey of 2,200 people out of 30+ million american teenagers doesn't seem like it'd be worth a damn.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

5/21/2008 12:21:29 AM