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xplosivo
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Poison Ivy why?
Your poison causes itching,
Damn you evil yard work.


(any home remedies to curb this itching before I chop my hand off?)

5/24/2008 5:16:49 PM

cynosural
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i was immune to it, but i'm too pussy to go check if i still am.

5/24/2008 5:18:12 PM

arcgreek
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Go to the store and buy Technu. When you do yard work or may be exposed to it, (COLD) shower w/ it, wash your clothes w/ it and wipe down tools w/ either it or gasoline. This will cut the oils that cause it, and prevent a breakout. If a break out is already there, use it to cut the itch in a cold shower.

Spray benedryl works wonders.

If it's on your junk/between fingers/toes/armpits/or on your face/ or on the majority of your body, see your doc for steroid shot/cream/orals.

Calomine lotion sucks.

5/24/2008 5:22:33 PM

Kev4Pack
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Hire some Mexicans next time.

5/24/2008 5:23:02 PM

arcgreek
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http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=527357&page=1

5/24/2008 5:23:19 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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Your last line has one too many syllables.

5/24/2008 5:23:58 PM

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5/24/2008 5:30:42 PM

GREEN JAY
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poison ivy itch
comes from the urushiol
wear pants for no rash

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 6:11 PM. Reason : change]

5/24/2008 6:10:24 PM

xplosivo
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yours is better than mine (if for no other reason than I obviously can't count syllables properly)

It's between my fingers. went to the dr. because I have never had it before, got on some steroid cream and some other stuff. Not really helping to be perfectly honest.

5/24/2008 6:15:53 PM

GREEN JAY
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don't eat any cashews or mangoes this week

5/24/2008 6:17:11 PM

Mr Scrumples
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uma thurman stars
schumachers movie sucks ass
but it is funny

5/24/2008 6:17:55 PM

arcgreek
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Nothing's going to completely cut the itch out, unless you dope yourself up on benedryl or left over painkillers. It's going to itch, and being between the fingers.... IT SUCKS. Give it a few days to a week, and it will dry up.

5/24/2008 6:44:41 PM

jprince11
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Quote :
"uma thurman stars
schumachers movie sucks ass
but it is funny"


thats basically my opinion as well, I enjoy watching it more than say batman returns and forever cause of the hilarity at how bad it is and uma thurman's hotness

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 7:22 PM. Reason : k]

5/24/2008 7:21:17 PM

Walls1441
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i'm immune to it.


one time i rolled in that shit to prove it to someone.
yeah. he got served.

5/25/2008 3:15:35 PM

Lewizzle
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Your last line has one too many syllables.

5/25/2008 3:21:00 PM

nastoute
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it depends of how much emphasis you put on... *SELF THROAT CUTTING*


[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM. Reason : /]

5/25/2008 3:21:57 PM

myerlyn
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The clorox bleach wipes help, and you'll be lemony fresh too.

5/25/2008 3:32:11 PM

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