I often wonder what it would have been like to grow up being a fan of such a shitty town. I mean I was graced enough to be born in New York City and grow up knowing the greatest city on Earth.

Detroit people... what is it like being natives to the shittiest big city in the US?

Just curious...

5/25/2008 2:06:38 AM

PackGuitar is going to bitch a lot in this thread.

5/25/2008 2:09:55 AM

WRONg

EVAN IS GONAN BITCH A LTO IN THIS THREAD

CAUSE DATS HOW EVAN DO OK

5/25/2008 2:10:26 AM

It's a valid point I think. I mean does anyone like Detroit? I think Jim Leyland is purposefully tanking his season just so he can get the hell out... he's posturing for the Mets vacant managerial position...

I'm sure Boobsrgr8 will have a solid retort...

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:12 AM. Reason : ^ go away... this is a big boy thread]

5/25/2008 2:11:41 AM

Their mayor is an upstanding guy...

5/25/2008 2:13:41 AM

I AM A BIG BOUY BITCH YOU WANNA SE MY DICK?!?!!!?!

5/25/2008 2:14:00 AM

I've never been there but it's general agreed upon that it's the worst fucking place ever. I'd have to think that having the Pistons and the Red Wings (and the Tigers pretending to be good last year) is the only worthwhile reason for admitting you're from Detroit.

And Evan is a big boy.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : because he's fucking fat]

5/25/2008 2:14:31 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH THAT SHIT IS HILARIOUSSS OK

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:16 AM. Reason : I CANNT SPELL]

5/25/2008 2:15:27 AM

Are you from Detroit? Or are you just like the star athlete who is friends with the downy??

Of course, Detroit is the downy.

5/25/2008 2:16:58 AM

You know, I've been drunk a lot. And I've done a lot of things when drunk. But I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to spaz out on TWW. I gotta think it's just an plea for attention. Which is pretty much all evan ever does anyway, so it's just regular evan but even more annoying.

I'd say something about beer making you fat, but I'm sure he's drinking wine coolers.

I'M SSSOOOO DRUKN LOOK AT ME LOOK ATTME LOOKK ATT ME I'M ON TEH INTERRNET DURNK DRUNK DRUNK I CANT SPELLL LOOOK AT MEE

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:31 AM. Reason : ]

5/25/2008 2:21:47 AM

NO I JUST FOUND IT EASIER TO USE CAPS LOCK OK

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : AND ITS STOLI OK]

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:29 AM. Reason : g]

5/25/2008 2:22:33 AM

ernie why moust you hate me so

i realy really love you dude

5/25/2008 2:25:30 AM

wine coolers

haha

5/25/2008 2:29:50 AM

ok seirously im going to sleep now

and its not really that i cant slepp drunk

i get sorta dislexic ok

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:31 AM. Reason : cause i am normally but i can control it ok]

5/25/2008 2:30:53 AM

Please stop. This thread is about Detroit being an all-around crappy city... not about your drunk ass.

ET Sam Cassel personally bitch slapped the entire city tonight... it brought a smile to my face.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 2:33 AM. Reason : X]

5/25/2008 2:33:04 AM

its not my ass that is durnk

5/25/2008 2:33:30 AM

Well then tell whoever is using your username to go away.

5/25/2008 2:38:34 AM

Sam Cassell is forever one of my non-NC State ACC heroes for twice running train on Carolina during their junior year. I remember listening to the game on the radio and every single time down the court it was Charlie Ward to Sam Cassell!. Good times.

5/25/2008 2:39:19 AM

^After beatin they ass, he insulted the fans, too.

That guy's my hero.

5/25/2008 3:05:26 AM

I work with a lot of people from Michigan. We were at this function when some jack ass decides we need to pull out some random trivia about our home state for a "game."

Questions the people from Michigan came up with:

"How many people have been murdered in Detroit this year?"
"How much money in the hole is Detroit in?"
"How many inches high must the snow be before Detroit will bother to plow?"

You get the idea. I don't think people from Detroit even like Detroit.

5/25/2008 3:09:02 AM

Don't be a bitch about this shit.

Mr. Joshua grew up on 8 mile.

5/25/2008 3:45:28 AM

DEEEEEEETROIT!



BASSSSSSSSSSSSKETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

5/25/2008 3:47:57 AM

In Jamaica, me and the family did that thing where you climb the falls.

We had some folks from Detroit in our group, and swear to goodness, the whole way up they chanted that^.

It is really addictive.

5/25/2008 3:50:52 AM

In soviet russia, yankees suffer from YOU

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 5:08 AM. Reason : ♥]

5/25/2008 5:07:50 AM

I am a Detroit fan only because my whole family is from around there. None of them have actually lived in Detroit because it's quite possibly the shittiest city in America.

Detroit fans aren't fans of the city (everyone around there know Detroit sucks). They are fans of the sports teams from that city.

The suburbs around Detroit is a great place to live. Only black people live in the actual city.

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 7:45 AM. Reason : yo]

5/25/2008 7:43:11 AM

Quote :

"I mean I was graced enough to be born in New York City and grow up knowing the greatest city on Earth."

You're an idiot if you think this.

5/25/2008 7:52:49 AM

Quote :

""I mean I was graced enough to be born in New York City and grow up knowing the greatest city on Earth.""

Go drink cosmos and watch musicals you fag.

5/25/2008 10:06:52 AM

Quote :

"I mean does anyone like Detroit?"

from what i hear, moslems love the place.

5/25/2008 10:54:08 AM

Ha... I sometimes go back through my threads when I'm bored and this was actually the best of the bunch (probably due to evan being an emo fag?)... I didn't get trolled as much as I thought I would given my first post, though.. I don't even remember what inspired this thread.

I'm a pretty shitty TWW user...

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 11:59 AM. Reason : x]

7/30/2008 11:58:45 AM

7/30/2008 12:04:18 PM

i'll make my response when i get home from work

7/30/2008 12:09:47 PM

oh God, BoobsR_gr8 is pissed.

7/30/2008 12:19:26 PM

Is yall niggas serious? Detroit is a whole nother world.I live on the East Side off East Warren and Alter Road, if you seen Zebrahead back in the day they were in that area at Skateland. My Block has 3 houses on it 9 abandoned and the rest is open fields where homes used to be. The whole city is like this east or west side. You can travel 40 blocks and not see a street with half the houses still standing. There is a weed or dope spot at least every 2 to 3 blocks. Crackheads run wild staying in the vacants.

Just in my hood since last summer, in my 10 to 15 block radius there has been 17 murders 5 of them were some of my closest niggas, R.I.P Tyrie, Wayne gone get it nigga I promise. There is no city on this Earth that goes through the shit Detroit does. The Riot started it and The Chambers Brothers turned the East Side to the infamus area that it is. The majority of the abandoned houses in my area were houses that The Chambers Used for trafficing. With all the negatives though I still love my city, it helps a nigga develop a certain toughness that can be used in other forms of life. Soft niggas dont make it here Detroit niggas can survive anywhere, guranteed. Living here for so long has made me comfortable with how the city is and I think a lot of people feel like that and that is the reason that nothing is being done.

We still got shit standing that was burned up during the riot in 67, that shit is crazy. No jobs makes everyone hustle in some form weed, dope, guns, cd’s, its rediculous. I been to Englewood in Chicago and that aint got shit on 6 Mile, The North End, Southwest, Van Dyke, Dexter, Britemoor, or especially the Bruister Projects, read bout these areas and get back at me we got it bad, real bad, but Im here and aint goin nowhere I love da hood and maybe one day I might have a real job, I might not need to ride with a pistol, I might have a nice house but all of that shit will happen in the D baby.

7/30/2008 12:29:21 PM