i feel like I'm trying to swallow a razor blade

5/25/2008 3:13:31 PM

honey

5/25/2008 3:14:02 PM

1) go to the doctor.

5/25/2008 3:14:10 PM

hot tea

or xylocaine spray

5/25/2008 3:14:20 PM

don't have juice,

i usually have milk, yogurt (not sugary), or basically "soft" foods till it goes away.

5/25/2008 3:14:50 PM

Stop sucking dick/licking asshole

5/25/2008 3:14:52 PM

gargle salt water

cough drops

hot tea

5/25/2008 3:14:54 PM

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"or xylocaine spray "

any OTC brands you can think of? I have some of that chloroseptic (sp?) spray that isn't doing shit

5/25/2008 3:15:35 PM

i don't know of any otc

but if you lived here i could help you out :\

5/25/2008 3:16:32 PM

I'd like to add another vote for warm salt water and hot tea. Damn near cures everything.

5/25/2008 3:17:17 PM

Chew on raw garlic.

A shot of vodka.

5/25/2008 3:18:34 PM

thanks evan. im gonna go gargle salt water

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 3:19 PM. Reason : ^ no vodka, but i do have some moonshine]

5/25/2008 3:18:37 PM

still hurts

5/26/2008 9:46:23 PM

the pharmacist told me that my sinuses were probably leaking into my throat making it sore and that I should take Claritin-D (claritin w/ sudafed). I took that stuff for 2 days and I was good. I think there is a sore throat deal going around here as well.

5/26/2008 9:52:09 PM

i'm on a regimen of 400mg ibuprofen, salt water gargle for 5 minutes, hot tea, then chicken noodle soup every 4-6 hours

thinking about adding another 200mg of ibuprofen

5/26/2008 9:53:28 PM

delta t

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2008 10:08:34 PM

my mom gives me bourbon and honey (a shot). i mean that won't cure it but it might make it feel better for a hot minute (like long enough to fall asleep). because the honey coats your throat and well...who knows what the point of the bourbon is haha. pain relief? i dunno...i'd need more than one shot of anything to feel relief but whatevsssss.

5/26/2008 10:15:10 PM

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"who knows what the point of the bourbon is haha"

honey coats the throat for a soothing effect

bourbon gets you to sleep and possibly some antiseptic effects

5/26/2008 10:21:57 PM

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"1) go to the doctor."

Worst advice ever. Anyone who goes to the doctor for a simple sore throat is a jackass.

5/26/2008 10:42:21 PM