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5/25/2008 10:18:45 PM

bwn?

5/25/2008 10:19:20 PM

Would you get nipple rings before pre-mentioned bwn(^)?

5/25/2008 10:19:57 PM

or atleast nipple clamps

5/25/2008 10:20:22 PM

hypothetically speaking...

if you had broken up with BEU, would you have changed your user name and what would you have changed it to?

5/25/2008 10:20:37 PM

^and would you become a whore like every other girl?

5/25/2008 10:21:45 PM

I know exactly what you are talking about ^

5/25/2008 10:25:02 PM

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"bwn?"

no thanks

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"Would you get nipple rings before pre-mentioned bwn(^)?"

honestly, I'm not a fan of the nipple rings, it's more of a reason for you to pull on my nipples.

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"or atleast nipple clamps"

definitely a big ol' negative on this one.

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"hypothetically speaking... if you had broken up with BEU, would you have changed your user name and what would you have changed it to?"

I would change my user name to Nessabean, since that's pretty much my tag anywhere else.
Even if we did break up, all my bwn privilages would still belong to him

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"^and would you become a whore like every other girl?"

sorry fellas, I'm a one-man lady, no whoring here.

5/25/2008 11:04:49 PM

If I have sex with a pregnant lady and my penis hits the kid in the head, is that child abuse?

5/25/2008 11:07:10 PM

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"If I have sex with a pregnant lady and my penis hits the kid in the head, is that child abuse?"

Technically no. The unborn child is still a fetus, therefore it would be fetus abuse, and I dont think that is illegal anywhere yet.

5/25/2008 11:09:21 PM

Ok, I'm having to much fun with this.

how much do you weigh and do you feel the need to lose pre-mentioned weight?

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : o]

5/25/2008 11:10:47 PM

Will I be financially secure by the end of summer?

5/25/2008 11:12:42 PM

please stop typing "pre-mentioned"

5/25/2008 11:13:15 PM

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"how much do you weigh and do you feel the need to lose pre-mentioned weight?"

Currently, I weigh 126. I have a goal of losing 6 more lbs to add to my already lost 19 lbs in 2 months.

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"Will I be financially secure by the end of summer?"

My magic 8 ball says "Please ask again later"

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2008 11:13:22 PM

bwn?

5/25/2008 11:15:45 PM

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"bwn?"

why of course!

5/25/2008 11:16:18 PM

bbl

5/25/2008 11:16:56 PM

Do you have a sister?

5/25/2008 11:17:16 PM

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"Do you have a sister?"

Nope, sorry... and I've already been asked to clone myself.

5/25/2008 11:18:27 PM

Can I be your backup boyfriend/fiancé/husband?

5/25/2008 11:22:35 PM

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"Can I be your backup boyfriend/fiancé/husband?"

I already have a long line waiting.... good luck with that though.

5/25/2008 11:25:23 PM

Can I be your friend on Facebook?

5/25/2008 11:27:52 PM

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"Can I be your friend on Facebook?"

I never check my facebook. I usually redirect my stalkers to myspace.

5/25/2008 11:29:06 PM

how do you pronounce BEU

BOOOOOO

or BYOOOOO

or BO

or BUH

or BOW

there are so many ways.

5/25/2008 11:29:54 PM

Where was your profile pic taken?

5/25/2008 11:30:37 PM

how did BEU ask you out on the first date?

5/25/2008 11:31:38 PM

Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

5/25/2008 11:36:25 PM

Of the following periods in music: Antiquity, Renaissance, Baroque, Classical, Romantic, and 20th Century, which one is your favorite? and why?

5/25/2008 11:40:03 PM

is the reason you said 'bbl' earlier because you actually agreed to BEU's demand for bwning?

5/25/2008 11:40:05 PM

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"how do you pronounce BEU"

http://nessabean.fileave.com/beu.wav

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"Where was your profile pic taken?"

Wrightsville Beach in Wilmington

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"how did BEU ask you out on the first date?"

On our first date we were supposed to watch the sunrise, but he didnt set his alarm right.
So when he woke up, we went out for breakfast, then we went to see LOTR: Two Towers.
It commenced with dinner and a night full of making out

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"Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?"

out of the shower

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"Of the following periods in music: Antiquity, Renaissance, Baroque, Classical, Romantic, and 20th Century, which one is your favorite? and why?"

none of the above. I like more modern, alternative rock. Ex: Tool, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle

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"is the reason you said 'bbl' earlier because you actually agreed to BEU's demand for bwning?"

wouldnt you like to know...



[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 11:44 PM. Reason : fuck the g]

5/25/2008 11:43:05 PM

Linkin

5/25/2008 11:43:37 PM

^^that was awfully quick, ouch on BEUs part

[Edited on May 25, 2008 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ^]

5/25/2008 11:43:38 PM

What is your idea of the perfect man and are these ideals met satisfactorily in BEU?

5/25/2008 11:44:24 PM

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"^^that was awfully quick, ouch on BEUs part"

we decided to watch the end of predator, then commence the 8==8

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"What is your idea of the perfect man and are these ideals met satisfactorily in BEU?"

I found myself one hell of a nerd, with an awesome penis and he's a sexual tyrannosaurus!

5/25/2008 11:47:18 PM

Well, congrats BEU!

Back to the lady:

Since this thread is sure to increase in popularity, are you prepared to keep up with the growing demand?

5/25/2008 11:49:04 PM

Wheel of Time or Song of Ice and Fire?

5/25/2008 11:49:35 PM

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"Since this thread is sure to increase in popularity, are you prepared to keep up with the growing demand?"

Absolutely.

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"Wheel of Time or Song of Ice and Fire?"

Link or explanation, because I'm too lazy to research on my own.

5/25/2008 11:51:03 PM

cheez its or cheese nips?

5/25/2008 11:51:11 PM

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"cheez its or cheese nips?"

DEFINITELY cheeze its all the way! Did you know a serving size of cheeze its is 27 crackers!

And since I researched it anyway-- I'm not a big book fan. But as far as fantasy goes, "The 10th Kingdom" is by far the fuckest greatest!

5/25/2008 11:52:57 PM

Have you ever heard of Piers Anthony?

5/25/2008 11:53:49 PM

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"Link or explanation, because I'm too lazy to research on my own."

Fantasy book series'

I was seeing how much of a nerd you really were.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_ice_and_fire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wheel_of_Time

5/25/2008 11:55:25 PM

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"Have you ever heard of Piers Anthony?"

No sir, I have not.

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"I was seeing how much of a nerd you really were."

I never considered myself a nerd really, moreso a geek

geek squad that is....

5/25/2008 11:57:32 PM

Are you a fan of Terry Pratchett?

5/25/2008 11:58:19 PM

You ever turn off all the lights in the bathroom and crap in the dark?

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 12:06 AM. Reason : lol, lights]

5/26/2008 12:01:06 AM

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"Are you a fan of Terry Pratchett?"

The list of books I have read:
- The Black Pearl (the only book I remember off the list of readings in Middle School)
- All 4 Halo Books
- The Masters of Deception: The Gang that Ruled Cyberspace
- Confessions of Teenage Hackers

Like I said... I dont read much

5/26/2008 12:01:52 AM

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"You ever turn off all the in the bathroom and crap in the dark?"

You sir, should learn to not stutter when talking to a lady, and not forget your words.

Besides, it's a myth that ladies even poop.

5/26/2008 12:03:22 AM

What's your biggest grip with T-dub?

5/26/2008 12:05:21 AM

Who was your favorite guitarist in the yardbirds?

5/26/2008 12:07:27 AM

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"What's your biggest grip with T-dub?"

How BEU bases all that is true on what the t dub says...

Me: "What about ____"
Him: "I dunno, let me ask tww"
Me: /palmface

5/26/2008 12:07:27 AM

Well TWW is all-knowing.

5/26/2008 12:08:13 AM