Why is it that every night, whether we were slammed all night or completely dead, when I go into your bathroom to clean I find exactly three little torn-off corners of toilet paper underneath the dispenser and one almost full sheet below the sink? Never fails, exactly the same scenario almost every single night. I thought I was crazy till my barback noticed the same thing the other night.

The guys' bathroom is generally neater except the disregard with which used paper towels are flung at the trash can. Not everyone can be Kobe.


Very curious, would like answers.

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 5:27 AM. Reason : clarify]

5/26/2008 5:26:14 AM

the answer lies here:

http://www.euphalo.com/

5/26/2008 6:01:16 AM

trust me, if guys had to use toilet paper to do 100% of their bodily functions in a drinking venue, it would be terrible

5/26/2008 6:13:01 AM

I noticed this when I had to clean the bathrooms at my old job. If there was one thing the women's bathroom was guaranteed to have, it was little bits of toilet paper scattered around the stalls.

5/26/2008 7:54:59 AM

perhaps it has to do with the application or removal of makeup?

5/26/2008 10:03:44 AM

yeah but I would think the toilet paper would then be near the bathroom mirror, not in the toilet stall.

5/26/2008 10:06:04 AM

^^he speaks the truth...


and it's probably because the vast majority of girls hover in public bathrooms....(which is stupid because nobody could piss on the seat if everybody just sat down)....but it's hard to keep your balance and get toilet paper at the same time...

also most of the ones that sit down will put toilet paper on the seat beforehand....and since restroom tp only comes off one square at a time they inevitably drop some sheets on the floor in the process....

5/26/2008 10:07:39 AM

i'd like to know why everytime i go to the girl's bathroom at bada a fucking dude walks out

5/26/2008 10:38:00 AM

^^ that's dumb. I've been sitting on public toilets my whole life and I'm fine. silly paranoid girls. the reason we have an immune system is so we don't have to spend our lives in fear of germs

5/26/2008 10:39:47 AM

You have to toughen up your ass by exposing it to germs. Build up an immunity!

5/26/2008 10:41:18 AM

germs and dicks

5/26/2008 10:46:23 AM

It also could be the toliet paper roll...sometimes you pull a little bit of paper rips off so you just drop it because the trash can is not within reach of the toilet.

5/26/2008 10:48:33 AM

there is no such thing in my b-room

5/26/2008 10:52:09 AM

is your bathroom at a bar?

5/26/2008 10:52:41 AM

the sanitation stuff would make more sense if some of the "cleanest" girls ive ever met hadnt done some of the most dirty, nasty shit ever. like i won't even go to the bathroom at PBs without washing my hands, but some of these chicks won't come within 4 feet of a toilet, but will get fucked on a basement floor by 3 dudes at once.


and then go freshen up!

ha ha

5/26/2008 10:54:45 AM

ever wonder why some girls carry baby wipes

5/26/2008 10:56:50 AM

my bathroom just so happens to be at a bar

5/26/2008 10:58:55 AM

well that's weird

5/26/2008 10:59:40 AM

are those the same ones who know how to blow a whole load of baby jelly out of their vagina with one swift motion? those girls are crazy. speaking of hovering

5/26/2008 11:00:14 AM

5/26/2008 11:02:48 AM

"i dont have any condoms"

"its ok im on the pill"

...

...

(insert varying ... here)

"ok close your eyes"

RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN-BATHROOMDOOR-*KERPLOP!!!*

...

5/26/2008 11:06:18 AM

haha

yeah but the "trot" is pretty funny to watch

5/26/2008 11:07:25 AM

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"^^ that's dumb. I've been sitting on public toilets my whole life and I'm fine. silly paranoid girls. the reason we have an immune system is so we don't have to spend our lives in fear of germs"

yes, absolutely! also, just how worried are you about the backs of your thighs? i, for one, don't rub my girly parts on the toilet seat, even at home.

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : typo]

5/26/2008 11:11:13 AM

i mean, everyone's more concerned about the front thighs

5/26/2008 11:38:25 AM

wut

5/26/2008 11:40:45 AM

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"It also could be the toliet paper roll...sometimes you pull a little bit of paper rips off so you just drop it because the trash can is not within reach of the toilet. "

Might help if you had a trashcan within reach of the toilet.

I never rip off piece of TP...I don't really know WTF other girls are attempting when they do this.

5/26/2008 11:42:57 AM

i see no answers here, yet still some interesting discussion

5/26/2008 11:56:54 AM

^^I'm talking about when the paper is really thin/cheap and the roll doesn't roll very well so when you pull on it a little bit rips off cause you pulled to hard. That paper is then useless because you can't clean up anything with just that tiny square.

5/26/2008 12:27:52 PM

^ i was actually thinking the same thing

that shit is cheap and flakey and falls rips to shreads when you yank on it

5/26/2008 12:30:25 PM

I still agree with the paper roll idea. When it's been squished and no longer round, but also full of TP, it won't turn inside the container so when you grab the end it'll just come right off. I don't toss it on the ground though, I just put it in the toilet and grab the entire roll, force it to turn several times and get enough TP that way.

Drives me mad.

5/26/2008 12:30:40 PM

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"i'd like to know why everytime i go to the girl's bathroom at bada a fucking dude walks out"

But I have an excuse. Would you rather I wait for the drunk guy in there still fumbling with his belt or just hop in the girls' room and get your next drink to you ASAP?

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"sometimes you pull a little bit of paper rips off so you just drop it"

good point, so that explains the little pieces under the dispenser. But why the one full sheet under the sink? Makeup?

5/26/2008 4:39:11 PM

It fell out.

5/26/2008 4:40:47 PM

Well, is there anything on it?

The only thing I can think of is that one sheet from the stall got stuck to the bottom of the shoe and came off when she twists from the sink to grab a towel.

5/26/2008 4:41:12 PM

ick when i worked at a bar it was sometmies a toss up which bathroom was grosser. but honestly, it was usually the guys. PEE everywhere...walls, floor, probably the ceiling. the trashcan was always knocked over and the lid was always MIA (usually in one of the stalls broken). water ALL over the sink area...like honestly everywhere. rando things in the urinal. usually poop left in the stall. honestly the guys were way grosser. UNLESS a girl happened to barf in the girls bathroom, then that was usually nastier. oh and one time a girl (don't know how this happened) pooped underneath the lid of the toilet and it was all smashed all over the toilet. not gonna lie, IIIIIIIIII ran outside and threw up when i saw it.

oh memories. ANYWAY i can't explain your toilet paper scenario. probably balancing or maybe it got stuck to someone's shoe? they were prob trying to use it for makeup and missed the trash? who knows really. bar bathrooms...one of life's greatest mysteries.

5/26/2008 4:44:21 PM

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"oh and one time a girl (don't know how this happened) pooped underneath the lid of the toilet and it was all smashed all over the toilet."

i've seen this in a bar bathroom too, wtf? there were a few turds on the floor too.

5/26/2008 4:50:01 PM

Two interesting things I've noticed from working in bars/restaurants...

The line to the guys bathroom is always longer. This making no fucking sense at all. It takes me all of ten seconds to piss and wash my hands. Ridiculous.

The girl's bathroom is always worse. Mainly because there is toilet paper and paper towels all over the fucking place. I swear girls try to create toga parties or just enjoy tee-peeing the bathroom every time they go in there. Or they just think the bathroom is gross and try to cover everything. Either way, on average, girl's bathroom is always worse.

5/26/2008 5:04:33 PM

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"The line to the guys bathroom is always longer. This making no fucking sense at all. It takes me all of ten seconds to piss and wash my hands. Ridiculous."

more guys than girls at the bar

guys drink more at the bar than girls

makes sense

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 5:15 PM. Reason : b]

5/26/2008 5:15:34 PM

^Not in Charleston (and the Wrightsville Beach Bar I worked at)...girls outnumber guys sometimes 3-to-1 at bars. It makes a little sense that guys drink more than girls, but I still think that would be outweighed by girls having to take longer in the bathroom...but it doesn't seem to be the case.

5/26/2008 5:29:32 PM

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"oh and one time a girl (don't know how this happened) pooped underneath the lid of the toilet and it was all smashed all over the toilet. not gonna lie, IIIIIIIIII ran outside and threw up when i saw it."

I remember working at a this one place and my coworker came out of the women's bathroom screaming. When we went in to look at what she had found, there was a GIANT turd in the toilet. It had gotten lodged in the drainage hole and was sticking up out of the water about an inch or so. I swear to god that thing was as big around as a 20oz coke bottle.

5/28/2008 4:16:36 AM

working at Food Lion for two years in high school I found out the truth of the woman's bathroom early on. You'd think with the males' pissing on seats and general messy behavior that a men's room would be worse, but by fucking God, the woman's room was a GD horror.

5/28/2008 4:20:29 AM

the answer lies here:

http://www.euphalo.com/

5/28/2008 4:25:01 AM

i figured it out!

so while there last night, sure enough there were little pieces of TP on the floor, and my lame self immediately thought about this thread (sigh... )

and then...IT HAPPENED!

after taking care of business, I pulled the TP off the roll and when I ripped it a little triangle piece that didn't rip was hanging on for dear life to the roll and the fell to the floor.

conclusion: it's b/c ya'll have shitty thin toilet paper that's not durable to the duress of being torn off the roll.

you don't get this in the men's restroom, b/c men don't need TP unless they have to take a shit...and most men i know don't even take shits in public.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

6/10/2008 9:15:02 AM

was everyone out there last night?

6/10/2008 9:26:55 AM

Thanks to this thread, I've started noticing little bits of TP in every public restroom I go too. Apparently it's not just an American phenomenon.

6/10/2008 9:28:48 AM

^^nah...just me, justin, brett, aea and some others for aea's bday

6/10/2008 9:34:50 AM

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"trust me, if guys had to use toilet paper to do 100% of their bodily functions in a drinking venue, it would be terrible"

just wanted to reiterate this!

6/10/2008 9:35:42 AM

please tell me that gf isn't the only girl to go through "massive" amounts of tp every week...i swear, when i was on my own, a roll of tp lasted MONTHS

i'm convinced i've single-handedly supported the tp industry these past few years, though

6/10/2008 9:37:40 AM

brett texted me but i was already in pajamas, and about to go to bed. i was very close to coming out there anyway, oh well

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 9:39 AM. Reason : he didnt tell me it was for amandas bday, i would have def come then]

6/10/2008 9:38:46 AM

I used to use a ton of tp, then I figured out that it takes way less. I blame my parents for not instilling me with values

6/10/2008 9:39:03 AM

Oooo...oooo....riddles... I am good at these.

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"I've been sitting on public toilets my whole life and I'm fine. "

oh my goodness. I thought I was the only female to do this. the only time I hover is when there is actually something on the seat. I can't bring myself to sit even after I cleaned it off. I guess I am a visual germ person.

6/10/2008 10:03:41 AM